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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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The vibes have been weird between Robert and Flambae after the dust settles. It all comes to a head when they get kicked out of a bar (again.)
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Butcher would rather die than accept that Homelander is his soulmate, and he's determined to take the supe cunt with him into the grave.
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- Part 2 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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When Hughie joins The Boys to take out A-Train, the last thing he's expecting to find out is that he and the speedster are soulmates.
Or, as always, Hughie is the butt of the universe's joke.Series
- Part 1 of The Boys - Soulmates AU
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Spideypool 5+1 by ret_wat
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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In his sleep, Robert appears- for once in his life- like he’s not stressed to hell and back. The frown lines on his forehead are smooth and lax, and even the exhausted bruises that paint the skin below his eyes a sickly purple seem diminished in the soothing glow of Chad’s bedside lamp. He’s still scruffy and unfortunately clothed in that hideous uniform, but all that does is add to the reality of Robert being here, safe and comfortable in Chad’s bed.
Without even realizing he’s doing it, Chad reaches out and smooths his hand over the messy puff of Robert’s hair. The other man hums quietly and turns towards the warmth of his palm, and Chad flinches back like he’s somehow, impossibly, been burned. Robert’s face creases into that oh-so familiar frown as if Chad’s touch was wanted in the first place, and a spike of longing spears through him.
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23 Jan 2026
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Lucy's worst choices occur when she wants to pursue the stupid moral principles imparted in the Vault, according to the Ghoul. Could it be different this time?
(A single-chapter of an extremely long fancomic — and a lot of porn)
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22 Jan 2026
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The day he faced a monster at the Byers' house, that should have been the end of it. That's how stories are supposed to go, right?
It's October 1984, and Demogorgons are still coming to Hawkins from the Upside Down, opening gates around Hawkins Lab. Every night, Steve patrols the woods, hoping to stop them before they kill anyone else.
Hawkins has had a hard year.
When the new guy that's been giving him shit in gym class is attacked by a Demogorgon, Steve saves his life. Now if only he would stop turning up in dangerous places in various states of injury... Because Demogorgons are attracted to blood.
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23 Jan 2026
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Fucking Billy is such a power trip.
It makes Steve feel all giggly and light-headed, love-drunk as he mouths the words against Billy’s jawline, then presses the rest of them against the side of his neck, soft but also persistent in a way that makes the younger boy shudder.
"Wanna be mine?"Bookmarked by ret_wat
22 Jan 2026
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It all starts with the bruises Steve didn't give to Billy.
Billy has a split from the top of his lip to the bottom, a black eye to match Steve’s black eye, and bruises on his jaw, same side as the split lip. Steve, didn’t do - that. There is too much damage there. He got what, three maybe four good punches in, but not good enough to make Billy’s face look like that. It looks painful. It makes Steve pause. He can feel the confusion showing on his face. Narrowing blue eyes meet his, Hargrove must be able to see it, his confusion. Billy tips his head back slightly and holds Steve’s gaze, taking him in while letting Steve do the same in return. There is a gash across one of his eyebrows too. Billy doesn’t shy away from Steve’s stare, he takes a slow drag from the cigarette he has pitched between his fingers making time feel like it grinds to a halt. He has this look in his eyes that’s challenging, a look that says, you don’t know me.
Steve can’t look away. Blames it on the bruises he didn’t give to Billy Hargrove. And the question, if he didn’t, who did?
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21 Jan 2026