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In Which Perry The Platypus Gets Stabbed While On A Mission by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
31 Dec 2024
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This is why you hate fighting other evil scientists.
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If Perry had a nickel for every time his nemesis offered him a ringbox that turned out to be a trap... by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
30 Nov 2024
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He'd have two nickels and no fiance.
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Watching A Horror Movie With Your Nemesis For Fun (Complaining) And Profit (Holding Hands) by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
31 Oct 2024
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"I can't believe you talked me into this." - guy whose idea it was
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Be careful what you ask for.
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Local man threatened by girl's marketing strategy. More on page 3.
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Perry the Platypus may have a reputation as someone who did not give a crap, but that reputation, as it turned out, was mistaken. He would indeed, in some circumstances, give a crap.
Or, Agent P(oop).
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that feel when you're really hungry so you go to the fridge for a snack, but nothing sounds good, so you close it again, only to come back an hour later in case something magically appeared while you weren't looking. repeat until your standards lower. by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
31 Jul 2024
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(Or you build an inator to solve the problem, whichever happens first.)
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The sun was bright, the birds were singing, and it was an otherwise ordinary day in Danville Hospital. Or at least, that's how it started.
Everything would change in an instant.
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The One Where Professor Mystery Tries To Make Conversation With His Nemesis For Once by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
08 Jun 2024
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As the smoke cleared, the familiar black-and-white pattern of panda fur came into view, and Professor Mystery gulped. "Peter the Panda..."
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He really does look good like this, you decide.
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Who needs good ideas when you have a bad idea and a camera?
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Heinz learns Perry's secret kink.
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Who needs words when you can convey your feelings through vague and easy-to-misunderstand actions?
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Iron Tail by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
01 Jun 2024
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"It hurts, doesn't it?" this other Doofenshmirtz asks, voice low, and you'd almost think he's talking to himself if he wasn't staring so intently at your body, the fur long since replaced with metal and scar tissue.
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Your nemesis - who shouldn't even have your number - can be quite persuasive when he wants to be.
This is the least of your problems.
(At least he seems to have your best interests at heart.)
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"Really, Perry the Platypus?" he groans, staring at you. "I build an inator to let you talk, and that's what you say? Not even a thank you?"
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Why is it that you're more worried about him almost dying than he is?
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz finds a new way to use his mouth to comfort (distract) his concerned boyfrienemesis. (After causing the problem in the first place.)
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There's only one way to react when your enemy wins at sex: "Curse you, Perry the Platypus."
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More Than Family by revenblue
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
04 May 2024
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Letting out a breath, he stepped forward to knock.
The door opened before he could, a blue pegasus on the other side. As bright as her coat was, it was no match for her multicoloured mane, shimmering in the light.
"I must have the wrong house," Sheev joked.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible, especially not when they're also agents of the O.W.C.A.
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this is a hell of a time to have this conversation but okay by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
31 Mar 2024
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"Do you have a family, Perry the Platypus?"
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