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    "Hello, Heinz," Roger said, in that condescending way Heinz had always hated. "Your, er, platypus friend here came by my office a few days ago with an invitation. I didn't know you celebrated your birthday."

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    Or: Perry the Platypus lays the groundwork to improve another of Heinz's familial relationships.

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    "Did you know your sock's untied?"

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    Heinz has a brilliant scheme to get revenge on rigged fair games.

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    Everyone always leaves, why should he be any different?

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    He was a professional, he didn't have time for games. Least of all the sprig of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.

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    "Yeah, you're right, it is almost like fireworks, isn't it?"

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    "Aren't you going to help me?" you beg your clone anyway. "All the blood's rushing to my head."

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    "Don't bother," he adds, watching you struggle against the net. "I made the whole thing platy-proof."

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    Bruises are normal, in your line of work, but not like this.

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    You always forget how large his hands are.

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    In a quiet bar at the outskirts of Moltara, a Spotted Lupe slipped away to the bathroom...

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    "Are you telling me you've never even been to first base with anyone before?"

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    You can't believe you lost the election. Or, well, you can, you're used to losing, but this time it's not even Perry the Platypus's fault.

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    "You're really in a pickle now, Perry the Platypus," Heinz proclaims, pacing in front of his inator.

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    17
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    Pulling something from his pocket, Heinz crouched down, to Perry's level. "Give me your hand-"

    Perry gave it.

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    It really was a lovely evening. With and the sun setting over the ocean, Heinz Doofenshmirtz ran along the beach, toward the distant teal figure of his nemesis. He'd missed the little platypus.

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    English
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    18
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    I've said before that Heinz's reaction to someone trying to burn him at the stake would be to complain about how it hurt him emotionally

    -me, 13/11/2021

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    English
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    300
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    1
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    10
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    107
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    5
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    554
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    He stood at the door, took a deep breath, and pushed it open-

    "Happy birthday, Dad," Vanessa said, on the other side, and smiled. "Surprise."

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    12
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    106
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    11
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    723
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    He glances at you, and something in your chest dies at his double take. "Why is that platypus wearing a fedora?" he says, to them.

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    36
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    Throwing aside a chunk of what had once been a dangerous inator, Perry found his nemesis, face smudged with soot. Alive. Overwhelmed with emotion, he tossed aside his stoic persona, hugging the man tight.

    "Did we beat him?" Heinz asked hoarsely.

    Perry, wrapping both paws around Heinz's hand, nodded.

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    Words:
    920
    Chapters:
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    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    722

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