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  1. What Was Once Broken Can Still Be Repaired by for TeenagerForever

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    14 Feb 2024

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    "Hello, Heinz," Roger said, in that condescending way Heinz had always hated. "Your, er, platypus friend here came by my office a few days ago with an invitation. I didn't know you celebrated your birthday."

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    Or: Perry the Platypus lays the groundwork to improve another of Heinz's familial relationships.

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  2. Don't Bring A Prank To A Fistfight (It Will Only Make Your Opponent Punch You Harder) by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    01 Jan 2024

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    "Did you know your sock's untied?"

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  3. Un-Fair Tactics by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    Heinz has a brilliant scheme to get revenge on rigged fair games.

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  4. Leaving Is Not The Same As Goodbye by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    Everyone always leaves, why should he be any different?

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  5. In Which Perry The Platypus Finds Himself Unable To Avoid A Trap, Even When He Would Really Prefer To by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    He was a professional, he didn't have time for games. Least of all the sprig of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.

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  6. Inators Are Like Fireworks: Designed To Explode by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    "Yeah, you're right, it is almost like fireworks, isn't it?"

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  7. Two Heads Are Better Than One by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    "Aren't you going to help me?" you beg your clone anyway. "All the blood's rushing to my head."

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  8. Welcome To The Doofen-Show by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    "Don't bother," he adds, watching you struggle against the net. "I made the whole thing platy-proof."

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  9. If You Can't Leave Hickeys Through Fur, Bruises Are Fine by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    Bruises are normal, in your line of work, but not like this.

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  10. In Which Perry The Platypus Develops The World's Most Convenient Size Difference Kink by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    You always forget how large his hands are.

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  11. Paint Me Like A Canvas by

    Fandoms: Neopets  

    31 Dec 2023

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    In a quiet bar at the outskirts of Moltara, a Spotted Lupe slipped away to the bathroom...

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  12. To Reach First Base, First You Must Be Playing Baseball by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    "Are you telling me you've never even been to first base with anyone before?"

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  13. The Aftermath Of A Volcanic Election by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    You can't believe you lost the election. Or, well, you can, you're used to losing, but this time it's not even Perry the Platypus's fault.

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  14. In A Pickle by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    "You're really in a pickle now, Perry the Platypus," Heinz proclaims, pacing in front of his inator.

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  15. The Only Trap Perry The Platypus Can Never Escape (Because He Doesn't Want To) by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    Pulling something from his pocket, Heinz crouched down, to Perry's level. "Give me your hand-"

    Perry gave it.

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  16. Reunite (Your Fist With My Face) by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Dec 2023

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    It really was a lovely evening. With and the sun setting over the ocean, Heinz Doofenshmirtz ran along the beach, toward the distant teal figure of his nemesis. He'd missed the little platypus.

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  17. Inferno by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    30 Nov 2023

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    I've said before that Heinz's reaction to someone trying to burn him at the stake would be to complain about how it hurt him emotionally

    -me, 13/11/2021

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    5
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  18. Celebrate by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Oct 2023

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    He stood at the door, took a deep breath, and pushed it open-

    "Happy birthday, Dad," Vanessa said, on the other side, and smiled. "Surprise."

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  19. Caught Between You And Thin Air, You Unnotice Me by

    Fandoms: Milo Murphy's Law, Phineas and Ferb  

    31 Oct 2023

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    He glances at you, and something in your chest dies at his double take. "Why is that platypus wearing a fedora?" he says, to them.

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  20. I Heard A Crash Of Thunder, The Earth Shook In Reply by

    Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb  

    01 Oct 2023

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    Throwing aside a chunk of what had once been a dangerous inator, Perry found his nemesis, face smudged with soot. Alive. Overwhelmed with emotion, he tossed aside his stoic persona, hugging the man tight.

    "Did we beat him?" Heinz asked hoarsely.

    Perry, wrapping both paws around Heinz's hand, nodded.

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    44
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