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    His eyes flick down to the red roses surrounding him, then the inator at just far enough from the edge of your balcony that he can't just shove it off, and he relaxes. Back to the normal routine, he's probably thinking. And he'd be... well, not wrong.

    But today, you have a plan. This isn't just a normal scheme, and you're certain he won't see it coming.

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    "So, when do we start?"

    "What?" the warlock squeaked, voice going up several notches. "What do you mean, start?"

    "Making our firstborn."

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    "I don't know about you," he starts, cautiously, "but I'm pretty sure that was-"

    A confess-

    "-a malfunction," he finishes, looking proud of himself for figuring it out.

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    Shaking his head, he raises his fists again, and you don't need to be an expert on Perry the Platypus to notice how much they're shaking. Although it helps. You've fought him enough to know how he thinks, which is the same thing.

    Either way, something is going on with him. Something he's not telling you.

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    6
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    100
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    "I know that look. That's the I don't want to talk about my ex look, isn't it."

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    Small decisions can have the biggest impacts.

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    4
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    30
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    It's only a coffee date, after all. Like friends do. Not that you'd expected him to agree, since you are still nemeses, even if he sometimes sticks around after your schemes now.

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    12
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    67
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    6
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    "How about you stay here tonight and sleep it off?"

    You nod, head spinning from more than just the alcohol, and lean against his side. How can you say no to your nemesis? Especially since he's so warm and solid and- and handsome. Humans don't know what they're missing.

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    1/1
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    68
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    4
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    "Nemesis" doesn't describe just how much they mean to each other, and yet it's become everything.

    A collection of Perryshmirtz ficlets.

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    28/?
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    137
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    363
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    14
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    4,566
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    Perry being a secret agent was a surprise. But, to Ferb, not quite as much of one as it should have been.

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    300
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    97
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    4
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    692
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    Your door opens - not kicked down for once - and your nemesis pokes his head in, chirring softly. At least he showed up. And right on time, too.

    Which only makes it harder to let him down.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    124
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    12
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    837
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    He had to stay in the shadows. For the sake of the city, for his place in his family, he couldn't afford to be seen.

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    1/1
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    19
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    You lean closer to the mirror, inspecting the bruise on your cheek. It really is a vivid shade of purple right now. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus," you mumble to yourself, again.

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    200
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    2/2
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    1
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    18
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    1
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    87
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    Your nemesis has always given you the full spectrum of emotions.

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    Diving for the remote, he grabbed at it, fingers brushing against smaller and furrier fingers.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    27
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    2
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    "Before you start hitting me, Perry the Platypus," he interrupts, hands up, "I challenge you to a hot sauce competition."

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    English
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    200
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    1/1
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    13
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    1
    Hits:
    137
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    He whines at you, eyes filled with tears, and your stomach twinges. Not entirely from guilt.

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    English
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    300
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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    44
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    6
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    787
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    Heinz crept up on his sleeping nemesis, not wanting to wake him. For one thing, Perry the Platypus had been working harder than normal lately, he needed the break.

    More importantly, Heinz had plans.

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    English
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    422
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    1/1
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    1
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    58
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    2
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    He'd barely seen the man's face, let alone asked his name, but that didn't matter. Everything he'd needed to know had been visible in the yellow hanky tucked into the man's back pocket.

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    1/1
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    6
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    51
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    1,105
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    "So, just to recap, if I can stay quiet for the whole movie, you'll let me come?" he checks, yet again, and you nod. "All I have to do is be quiet?"

    Assuming he can manage that, yes.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    778

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