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[collection] Drabble Dabble (100 word ficlets, and variations thereapon) by revenblue
Fandom: Cookie Clicker, Detective Pikachu - Fandom, Dicey Dungeons (Video Game), Doom (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Epithet Erased (Cartoon), Ghosts - Mike Shinoda (Music Video), Homestuck, Linkin Park, Milo Murphy's Law, Neopets, Original Work, Overwatch (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Ludum Dare Flame (Video Game), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Vocaloid
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, Explicit
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Other, Gen, M/M, F/M, F/F, Multi
- Series in Progress
31 Dec 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Misty's hand/Brock's ear
- DownBoyShipping
- Edward Cullen/Microsoft Excel
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Pikachu & Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
- Balthazar Cavendish/Vinnie Dakota
- Balthazar Cavendish & Vinnie Dakota
- Perry the Platypus & Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Mrs. Murawski/Mrs. Murawski's Desk
- Boris/Miss Oatmeal
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Norm
- Detective Pikachu/Tim Goodman
- Detective Pikachu & Tim Goodman
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Mama Ocelot
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
- Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison
- Tulah Kisner/Vere Polnicek
- Karkat Vantas/Karkat Vantas
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)/Perry the Platyborg
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)/Choo-Choo (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Balloony
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus/Peter the Panda
- Buford van Stomm/Candace Flynn
- Original Female Character/Original Female Character
- Molly Blyndeff & Giovanni Potage
- Professor Mystery & Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Baljeet Tjinder/Spoon
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Perry the Platypus/Perry's hat
- Norm & Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Baljeet Tjinder & Buford van Stomm
- Phineas Flynn (2nd Dimension) & Perry the Platyborg
- Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
- Ferb Fletcher/Buford van Stomm
- Ferb Fletcher & Buford van Stomm
- Vinnie Dakota/Savannah
- Savannah/Savannah (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Balloony & Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Professor Mystery/Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Peter the Panda (mentioned)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Other(s)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Peter the Panda
- mentioned Professor Mystery/Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Kasumi | Misty
- Takeshi | Brock
- Edward Cullen
- Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Seagull
- Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
- Satoshi's Pikachu | Ash Ketchum's Pikachu
- Dirk Strider
- Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Vinnie Dakota
- Balthazar Cavendish
- Original Characters
- Grandma (Cookie Clicker)
- The Condesce (Homestuck)
- Mrs. Murawski (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Mrs. Murawski's Desk
- Cannibal Vinnie Dakota
- Peter Parker
- Reader
- Ferb Fletcher
- Boris (Mike Shinoda)
- Miss Oatmeal (Mike Shinoda)
- Detective Pikachu
- Tim Goodman
- Mama Ocelot (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
- Lucy (Detective Pikachu)
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz
- The Companions (Elder Scrolls)
- Reaper | Gabriel Reyes
- Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison
- Vere Polnicek
- Tulah Kisner
- Aldric Beign
- Karkat Vantas
- Aela the Huntress
- Skjor (Elder Scrolls)
- Farkas (Elder Scrolls)
- Perry the Platyborg (Phineas and Ferb)
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Dave Strider
- Davebot Strider
- Balloony (Phineas and Ferb)
- Candace Flynn
- Buford van Stomm
- Maggie the Macaw (Phineas and Ferb)
- Harry the Hyena (Phineas and Ferb)
- Karen the Cat (Phineas and Ferb)
- Vriska Serket
- Vriska Lalonde
- The Marine | Doomguy
- Original Female Character(s)
- Zack Underwood
- Melissa Chase
- Aradia Megido
- Gamzee Makara
- Jade Harley
- Robot (Dicey Dungeons)
- Inventor (Dicey Dungeons)
- Skeleton (Dicey Dungeons)
- Witch (Dicey Dungeons)
- Jester (Dicey Dungeons)
- Molly Blyndeff
- Giovanni Potage
- Baljeet Tjinder
- Gardener (Dicey Dungeons)
- Magician (Dicey Dungeons)
- Phineas Flynn
- Perry's hat
- Original Tiefling Character(s)
- Keymaster (Dicey Dungeons)
- Link (Legend of Zelda)
- Phineas Flynn (2nd Dimension)
- Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
- assorted other OWCA agents
- Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
- Normbot(s) (Phineas and Ferb)
- Savannah (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz('s butt)
- Professor Mystery (Phineas and Ferb)
- Lupe (Neopets)
- Original Male Character(s)
- Hatsune Miku
- Crack
- Drabble
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Post-Canon
- POV Third Person Limited
- Seagulls - Freeform
- implied seagulls
- Australia
- grumpy!Perry
- and it's not even Heinz's fault for once
- it's the seagulls stealing his chips
- because he's in Australia
- and that's what seagulls do in Australia
- brief mention of thwarting
- brief mention of Phineas and Ferb
- mention of bad things happening to food
- and by 'bad things happening to food' I mean seagulls
- I'm totally working off my headcanon that Heinz knows more than he lets on
- because Heinz absolutely did find Perry's schedule and followed him to Australia
- deliberate overtagging for funsies
- I mostly wrote this so I could say I did
- and because the seagull takeover is upon us
- Sorry Not Sorry
- also I totally wrote Perry as a platypus because that's all I ever do
- but it's a little vague in hindsight
- kinda cracky i guess?
- except I'm always 134 percent serious about my writing and that goes double for the crack
- Perry getting tempted by the dark side but valiantly resisting
- Platypuses
- well one platypus anyway
- seagull away inator
- mention of destroying things
- mention of Danville
- Chips - Freeform
- beach
- natural habitat
- implied home
- Home
- come to the dark side we protect your food
- Platypus
- seagull takeover
- Tag Suggestions Welcome
- Angst
- Unrequited Love
- this is not a happy fic
- POV Second Person
- Closet Sex
- Decapitation
- spoilers for [S] Dirk: Synchronize
- Alternate Universe - SBURB Fusion
- Ambiguous Relationships
- Corpsesmooch
- Ambiguously Platonic Kiss
- Cavendish Dies Again And It's A Problem
- POV Outsider
- just an ordinary day procuring animals for a '''''zoo'''''
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Heinz is dead but his influence lives on
- Vore
- asdfmovie
- Masturbation
- Cannibalism
- let's just pretend cannibal dakota's cannibalism started before he was sent to the island shall we
- Wingfic
- Prompt Fic
- Communism
- yes this is a shitpost no i'm not sorry
- deities help us all i'm shitposting again
- Humour
- Kissing
- Double Drabble
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Sharing a Bed
- Size Difference
- Not RPF
- I spent a week talking to a sock bot and this is the result
- Holding Hands
- Get Along Sweater
- Desert Island Fic
- Accidental Baby Acquisition
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Heinz being a terrible father to Norm
- Drabble Sequence
- No Romance
- Blow Jobs
- Rough Oral Sex
- upside-down kiss
- Established Relationship
- Spoilers for The Phineas And Ferb Effect
- Truck AU
- no really this is an AU where they are literal pickup trucks
- Triple Drabble
- you know how cats love to sleep on faces? that.
- Mountains
- the character death is Cavendish so y'know it's only minor
- Strip Poker
- POV First Person
- Monologue
- Heinz's attempts at flirting
- Perry's a violent little platypus
- I mean his species is ambiguous here
- but all I write is platypus!Perry so that's where I'm coming from
- Phone Sex
- actual first person pov this time not just dialogue
- Agent Pee
- Not Game Compliant
- probably not movie compliant either
- all I've seen is the trailer
- Baking
- disclaimer: only seen the trailer
- handholding is nsfw
- Implied Sexual Content
- Not Canon Compliant
- Father-Son Relationship
- Huddling For Warmth
- Backstory
- Heinz's childhood was not a nice one
- Unreliable Narrator
- Implied Fratricide
- my headcanons let me show you them
- how Doof-2 lost his Choo-Choo
- bonus for being vaguely festive
- Amputation
- Romantic Fluff
- Bad Puns
- Size Kink
- Christmas Smut
- Marriage Proposal
- ships listed in the order they appear
- Perryshmirtz is endgame
- Mistletoe
- Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
- Female Perry the Platypus
- Drinking Songs
- Coming In Pants
- Heinz is too polite to say 'dick'
- Eyebrows
- in particular Perry's eyebrow
- sloppy interspecies hatesnogging
- Daddy Kink
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- Fireworks
- life is hard for a Moltara player
- Self-Hatred
- vaguely palerom
- but you can read whichever quadrant into it really
- Insecurity
- Bedtime Stories
- Loss of Identity
- Implied/Referenced Brainwashing
- Dubcon or Noncon Moirallegiance
- Doof-2 basically shooshpaps Perryborg out of crying
- Perryborg didn't ask for any of this
- (then again it's the Second Dimension so that's par for the course)
- Heinz is not a supportive father :c
- Fluff and Smut
- Some Humor
- Explicit Consent
- Safewords
- Safeword Use
- Communication
- Nonverbal Communication
- Interspecies Sex
- lube and handcuffs
- Crying
- loss of control (but in a kinky context)
- tl;dr Perry's too terrified of losing control to come
- Trust Kink
- Praise Kink
- Aftercare
- POV Third Person Plural
- Father-Daughter Relationship
- The Homestuck Epilogues
- Fix-It
- karkat becomes president
- mention of Jake's butt
- Birthday
- Birthday Cake
- Shippy if you Squint
- Post-Meapless In Seattle
- POV Alternating
- Ambiguous Species
- Coitus Interruptus
- Peter walks in on them
- Awkward Sexual Situations
- dubiously consensual sexting
- Heinz is terrible with boundaries
- Awkward Dates
- Perry's the third wheel on his own date
- It all works out though
- shippy if you choose to interpret 'throwing things' as flirting
- the 'hair-pulling' school of flirting I guess
- Trans Male Character
- Masculinity
- Dick Jokes
- Sex Toys
- Hijinks & Shenanigans
- The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy
- Stargazing
- their relationship may or may not be romantic I haven't decided yet
- POV Third Person
- my own take on the whole ions thing
- Canonical Character Death
- Child Abandonment
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- Loneliness
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Childhood Trauma
- it's fluffy overall I swear
- Canon Non-Binary Character
- literal fridging as in turned into a fridge
- probably not canon-compliant
- dice-yeeting
- Mind Control
- Perryborg's still conscious underneath the evil programming
- Alternate Universe - Fusion
- Alternate Universe - Petstuck (Homestuck)
- absolutely not fandom-blind for Homestuck
- First Meetings
- Dialogue-Only
- Mild Spoilers
- breaking your nemesis out of prison
- Emotional Support
- Talent Shows
- nominally gen but can be read as shippy if you want (just like the rest of my gen fics)
- they both needed the rest and relaxation
- yeah I wrote a drabble about a Ludum Dare game
- Family Fluff
- Canon-Typical Ambiguous Relationship
- Families of Choice
- Perry and Heinz are either QPP or dating it's up to you
- mild spoilers for the end of Last Day Of Summer
- not MML season 2 compliant
- abnormally fast tree growth
- severed head in a fridge
- Yandere
- offscreen yandere actions
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Fluff
- scritches
- Heartbreak
- Pining
- set during It's About Time
- not fandom-blind
- Alternate Universe
- Perry is a Homestuck troll AU
- references to quadrants
- Lies
- Cookies
- Quadruple Drabble
- Fashion Disaster
- Perry is exasperated
- they're in love tho
- Food
- Questionable food choices
- Love Confessions
- Perry has a knife
- Canon-Typical Behavior
- Drabble Collection
- can be read as romantic if you prefer
- Inspired by Fanart
- reference to crossdressing
- Perry still has a knife
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Platonic Cuddling
- lots of platonic intimacy here
- the word of the day is 'family'
- Getting Together
- Fear of Heights
- could be platonic if you prefer
- Nonbinary Character
- Trans Female Character
- Gender Dysphoria
- gender euphoria
- she's not out to herself yet
- the written equivalent of the camera panning over to the wall while the leads fuck
- it's really not subtle is what i'm saying
- light on detail yes but not subtle
- Earth C (Homestuck)
- Flying
- Pre-Relationship
- shipping goggles encouraged
- Internal Monologue
- Character Study
- Being Lost
- canon-typical monologuing
- Heinz is extremely oblivious
- Teenage Rebellion
- Vandalism
- three minors steal a box of almond brittle older than the three of them put together
- Ferb ends up in jail
- Ferb has a crush on Vanessa
- Ferb has a fake ID
- Vanessa and Norm consider each other siblings
- Norm just wants a father
- Phineas has a cameo
- Katt Karr has a cameo
- Heinz has a cameo
- Metaphor Mpreg
- No actual mpreg
- technically this is about Norm
- more specifically it's about Norm's creation
- Perry is mentioned but doesn't appear
- Perry is the other father
- Heinz plans to propose to Perry
- Perry pushed the self-destruct button
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- set during Heinz's time with the ocelots
- Heinz still doesn't recognise Perry without the hat
- Identity Issues
- Halloween Costumes
- Dressing Up As Each Other
- Canon-Typical Holding Hands
- Vignette
- Perry shows up at the end
- Insomnia
- Sleep Deprivation
- he ends up literally sleeping with his nemesis
- Hurt/Comfort
- Minor Injuries
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz Acts Like A Cat
- Perry's responses are implied
- Falling In Love
- Father(s)-Son Bonding
- Heinz needs to treat his son better
- Polyamory
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- you can tell a relationship has a strong foundation when you can opt OUT of sex
- how to deal with a needy boyfriend: get a second boyfriend to distract him
- New Year's Kiss
- they're stuck in a tree
- self-indulgently letting them know each other
- Perry is also there
- he's a platypus they don't do much
- Abrupt Ending
- this is about Jester being Lady Luck's minion
- until they're not
- Gardens & Gardening
- Name Changes
- First Day of School
- Episode: s04e02 Happy New Year! (Phineas and Ferb)
- they talk about the (canon!) indirect kiss
- a (direct) kiss is implied at the end
- Day At The Beach
- sand isn't good for metal joints
- Office Party
- Alternate Universe - Tentacle Monster
- Perry is a tentacle monster AU
- unrecognisably AU
- mention of eating people
- I do plan to return to this AU someday
- Fights
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) Needs a Hug
- (direct) kiss is implied at the end
- yes I wrote a second version of my own fic no I will not take criticism
- very very mild angst (immediately resolved)
- Enemy Lovers
- Kissing (implied)
- Perry's rationalising to himself
- Stranded
- Anal Sex
- passing the time sex
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 8
- Perry's a domesticated platypus
- Oblivious
- secretly a date
- One-Person Tent
- the tent equivalent of there's only one bed
- it's not actually cold Heinz just wanted to snuggle
- telling stories around the fire
- Pillow Talk
- just the aftercare not the sex
- Heinz knows how to knit
- Shampoo Bottle AU
- Alternate Universe - Crack
- Quintuple Drabble
- Minor Violence
- showering
- Height Differences
- Coffee Shops
- not an au
- Canon Compliant
- bookshop au
- feel free to read this as a meet cute
- Alternate Universe - Pirate
- Mutiny
- Alternate Universe - Soulmates
- Sock AU
- First Time
- Lingerie
- Orgasm Control
- Orgasm Denial
- Heinz doesn't even show up but his influence is very prominent
- Perry talks in this one
- Character Death
- Canon-Compliant Handholding
- can be read as platonic if you prefer
- Feelings Realisation
- specifically Perry's feelings realisation and his acting on it
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Floor Sex
- Perry gets a break for once
- Erections
- Fade to Black
- there's pretty explicitly a dick though
- Hand Jobs
- Large Cock
- Rimming
- Ends Mid-Scene
- Sex in a Car
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- Missionary Position
- Sex
- Perry has a voice kink
- Heinz is silent in bed
- Perry's actively trying to make Heinz make noise
- he fails but it's not a dealbreaker or anything so
- Multiple Orgasms
- Coming Untouched
- Headaches & Migraines
- sickfic-adjacent probably
- Perry wants to touch the butt
- Rough Sex
- Perry gets absolutely railed
- owo-speak
- Perry talks
- Perry is also tsundere as hell
- Post-Episode: The OWCA Files
- Heinz is an agent now
- heinz is an ocelot
- Perry technically gets mentioned
- pick your Heinz gender
- Lipstick & Lip Gloss
- the casual intimacy of your partner offering to help with your lipstick
- Makeover
- Perry wins a pet show
- taking idioms literally
- the thing they get distracted from talking about is their relationship
- Smut
- Cock Warming-adjacent
- penetrative sex without the thrusting
- Begging
- Perry gets a lot of use out of his tail
- I mean it barely comes up but it's there
- Relationship Discussions
- Heinz wants to meet Perry's family
- Self-cest
- Time Travel
- Cunnilingus
- which gets briefly interrupted
- Heinz gets fur in his mouth
- Pre-Canon
- they're at a fancy party
- acting like no one notices their unsubtle foreplay
- Ribbons
- Birthday Presents
- Light Bondage
- more shibari with ribbons but
- Vibrators
- Fun With Remote Vibrators
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- AU of Greece Lightning where Norm succeeds
- Regret
- set just after Balloony left
- Canonical Child Abuse
- Murder
- Aftermath of Violence
- Blood
- canon-typical jealousy
- Canon-atypical violence
- Canon-Typical Nemesisship As A Parallel To Romance
- Canon-Typical Motivation For Murder
- Wet Dream
- the author has some regrets
- not crack or non-crack but a secret third thing
- Lack of Communication
- Disappointing sex
- AU where thwarting is sex
- mention of canon-typical infidelity
- Cloacal Sex
- Body Heat Difference
- Light Dom/sub
- post-sex snuggling
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 3
- they're on a fancy dinner date
- Foreplay
- Public Sex
- Public Blow Jobs
- imminent sex
- Voice Kink
- tfw the loudest guy you know is silent in bed
- Gentle Dom Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Orgasm
- Heinz is focusing all his energy on Perry
- Consensual Non-Consent
- fantasising
- Possessiveness
- Return of the Agent P Boxers
- Heinz's Agent P boxers got Perry acting (thinking) unwise
- Dacryphilia
- Starts Mid-Sex
- Hot sauce
- Competition
- Meet-Cute
- you know that trope where their hands inadvertently touch? that.
- Canon-Typical Thwarting
- Bruises
- Relationship Study
- Secret Identity
- Secret Identity Fail
- Betrayal
- During Canon
- Alternative Perspective
- Beaches
- Reunited and It Feels So Good
- Enemies
- this is probably the slowmo beach run from It's About Time
- Face Punching
- Trapped
- Perry is a literal captive audience for Heinz's bad puns
- Elections
- Perry and Roger are both mentioned
- Interspecies
- Perry is impatient
- Bathroom Sex
- Gangbang
- Hand & Finger Kink
- Fingerfucking
- Morning After
- Heinz isn't there Perry's just thinking about him
- and by thinking I mean fantasising
- Teasing
- Exhibitionism-adjacent
- Perry is a captive audience
- 69 (Sex Position)
- Suspension Bondage
- Heinz fell for his own rope suspension trap
- Makeshift Fireworks
- Surprise Kissing
- it's exactly as shippy as you want it to be
- Perry is not a mistletoe enjoyer
- Frenemies
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz Has Abandonment Issues
- Perry refuses to let Heinz be abandoned
- Carnival
- Pranks and Practical Jokes
- Punching
- Clothed Sex
- Dry Humping
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 1
- Reference to Canon Infidelity
- Alley Sex
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 5
- Bondage
- Light Sadism
- Gags
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 6
- Infidelity
- Cuckolding
- Friends With Benefits
- Sloppy Seconds
- Creampie
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 7
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 8
- Cock Worship
- can be read as platonic if you like
- shipping goggles are encouraged though
- Tsunderes
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz has ADHD
- Canon-Typical Evil Science
- Toilet humour
- Transformation
- is it animal transformation when you're already an animal to start with
- Stacy is also mentioned
- Movie Night
- They're watching a horror movie
- the marriage proposal is a trap
- Stabbing
- Perry the Platypus Gets Stabbed
- not explicitly shippy (yet) but shipping goggles are recommended
- is there anything more homoerotic than going to your worst enemy when you're injured
Summary
Drabble collection, using the traditional fandom meaning of "100 word story". Some double drabbles, some drabble sequences, but all based around that 100 word limit.
Fandom/subject matter/quality may vary.
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[collection] but you keep spinning 'round me just the same (Perryshmirtz) by revenblue
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, Mature
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
- M/M, Gen, F/M, Other
- Series in Progress
31 Dec 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Norm
- Perry the Platypus & Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Peter the Panda
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Perry the Platypus & Norm
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Vanessa Doofenshmirtz & Perry The Platypus
- Stacy Hirano & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Roger Doofenshmirtz
- hypothetical Big Black Boots Boris/Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (mentioned)
- Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz (mentioned)
- Creeper (Minecraft)
- Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Carl Karl
- Ferb Fletcher
- Phineas Flynn
- Stacy Hirano
- Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
- The Regurgitator (Phineas and Ferb)
- Original Characters
- Roger Doofenshmirtz (mentioned)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz('s butt)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz's Mother
- Angst
- jumping to collisions
- it's like jumping to conclusions except you misjudge and hurt yourself
- POV Second Person
- I accidentally a lot of Road to Danville references
- Perry's POV
- Fluff
- Vaguely Post-Canon
- this is basically just an excuse to make them hug
- Perry the Platypus Needs A Hug
- Perry the Platypus Gets A Hug
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- POV Third Person Limited
- Ambiguous Relationships
- Romantic Fluff
- Dancing
- implied established relationship because Heinz is terrible at being open about his feelings
- you'd think Heinz had a thing for hands with how often he mentions them
- Post-Canon
- Ficlet Collection
- some aren't ambiguous but it can go either way really
- First Time
- Blow Jobs
- platypuses have weird anatomy yo
- Perry is a flower prince
- Introspection
- Kissing
- Marshmallows
- marshmallows as a shameless excuse for kissing
- Christmas
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Alternate Universe - Evil
- does this count as crack?
- Evil Perry the Platypus
- Pillow & Blanket Forts
- Drabble Sequence
- Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
- Pale Porn
- Eventual Fluff
- Petplay
- Character Study
- Interspecies Romance
- Species Dysphoria
- It Is A Terrible Thing To Be Forty-Seven Years Old And The Wrong Species
- Scar Survey
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Drabble
- Closet Sex
- Lunar Eclipse
- POV First Person
- Established Relationship
- my headcanons let me show you them
- Trans Male Character
- Trans Perry the Platypus
- Platypus anatomy
- Gender Dysphoria
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- Mpregg
- this was meant to be a shitpost i'm sorry
- it's not actually a shitpost it grew too much genuine angst along the way
- Bondage
- Cloaca
- Wet & Messy
- Aftercare
- Wingfic
- Prompt Fic
- Hugs
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Handholding
- Anniversary
- Nemeversary (Nemesis Anniversary)
- 'I'm glad we're alive' kiss
- Post-O.W.C.A. Files
- the whole OWCA Files team is here but they're not the focus so
- Sharing a Bed
- Size Difference
- Holding Hands
- Forehead Kisses
- Desert Island Fic
- Accidental Baby Acquisition
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Heinz being a terrible father to Norm
- No Romance
- Rough Oral Sex
- Double Drabble
- upside-down kiss
- Spoilers for The Phineas And Ferb Effect
- Alternate Universe - Soulmates
- vaguely canon compliant
- this is basically a series of vignettes that fit around canon events
- POV Alternating
- Soulmate-Identifying Marks
- Marking
- Frottage
- Perry's a violent little platypus
- there's a strong undercurrent of exasperated fondness here
- Triple Drabble
- you know how cats love to sleep on faces? that.
- Perry's an avoidant lil shit
- Heinz has abandonment issues
- Oneshot
- Strip Poker
- Monologue
- Heinz's attempts at flirting
- I mean his species is ambiguous here
- but all I write is platypus!Perry so that's where I'm coming from
- AU where Heinz has a fear of backstories
- holy crap I wrote a fight scene
- Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
- Heinz is a creeper raised by ocelots
- no character death (not even mobs)
- 'Wrong Soulmate' AU
- Agent Pee
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- why is there angst in my shitpost
- Perry steals Heinz's lab coat
- Perry's not actually here he just wrote a note
- Phone Sex
- Huddling For Warmth
- Bad Puns
- Size Kink
- Christmas Smut
- Sorry Not Sorry
- this is not a happy fic
- Marriage Proposal
- ships listed in the order they appear
- Perryshmirtz is endgame
- Mistletoe
- Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
- Female Perry the Platypus
- Queerplatonic Relationships
- not explicitly but I'mma count it
- Movie Night
- Family Fluff
- Fucking Machines
- Interspecies Relationship(s)
- Interspecies Sex
- Finger Sucking
- Anal Sex
- Cunnilingus
- Multiple Orgasms
- fond exasperation is the name of the game
- Coming In Pants
- Heinz is too polite to say 'dick'
- Eyebrows
- in particular Perry's eyebrow
- sloppy interspecies hatesnogging
- Alternate Universe - Coconut
- Coconut AU
- Perry the Coconut
- Perry is a literal coconut in this
- I'm not even kidding
- Crack
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Heinz is attractive 'by coconut standards'
- Doctor Coconut
- Body Horror
- coconut body horror
- Transformation
- Perry gets the Balloony treatment
- flying hat of coconut
- GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- Insecurity
- Bedtime Stories
- First Kiss
- Relationship Study
- Time Skips
- Developing Relationship
- Ambiguous Species
- Accidental Relationship
- two dorks who don't realise they're dating
- musical soulmates
- probably the most self-indulgent thing i've ever written
- Major Character Injury
- Blood and Injury
- Post-OWCA Files
- Hurt/Comfort
- Fluff and Smut
- Some Humor
- Explicit Consent
- Safewords
- Safeword Use
- Communication
- Nonverbal Communication
- lube and handcuffs
- Crying
- loss of control (but in a kinky context)
- tl;dr Perry's too terrified of losing control to come
- Trust Kink
- Praise Kink
- terribad sex ideas
- Bad Decisions
- Bad Sex
- Humour
- featuring Perry's inability to refuse Heinz anything
- Please Do Not Take This Seriously
- Awkward Sexual Situations
- Ill-Advised Sexcapades
- Birthday
- Birthday Cake
- Shippy if you Squint
- Episode: s04e47 Act Your Age
- Rough Kissing
- Fingerfucking
- Tail Sex
- Rough Sex
- Subspace
- Perry can talk because I say so
- Cycle of Abuse
- Fatherhood
- Heinz acknowledges Norm as his son
- Heinz realises he's been abusing Norm and feels bad about it
- thus proving himself a better person than his own parents
- Perry's there as a listening ear
- can be read as platonic if you overlook a couple things
- Vanessa shows up at the start
- Day Off
- they watch soap operas and also smooch
- That's it that's the plot
- Defenestration
- Gen or Pre-Slash
- Canon-Typical Plausible Deniability Flirting
- no kissing
- Heinz hints at a kiss and Perry yeets him for his trouble
- Pre-Slash
- Unresolved Romantic Tension
- Board Games
- Party Games
- it's basically Twister with a different name
- underhanded tactics
- all's fair in love and twister
- Scents & Smells
- Unacknowledged Feelings
- Perry is bad at feelings
- stealing your crush's clothes for the smell is totally platonic right? XD
- Feelings Realisation
- Post-Coital Angsting
- Self-Hatred
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Heinz needs a hug
- Heinz gets a hug
- Cloacalingus
- Face-Sitting
- possessiveness kink
- Body Dysphoria
- then there's some dick-riding
- just a little bit of size kink
- Perry comes like twice
- a little bit of hurt/comfort
- mostly domestic fluff though
- pretend there's no reason Perry can't stay the night
- every other chapter's in second person pov
- Idiots in Love
- Slow Burn
- yes in that order
- '''''platonic''''' date (it's not platonic they're just idiots)
- Character Study-ish
- Wedding Fluff
- '''''platonic''''' marriage (did I mention they're idiots?)
- this thing grew a theme of family by the end I guess
- Heinz gets hit around the head with a clue-by-four until he accepts Norm is his son
- just a tinge of hurt/comfort
- Christmas Party
- Office Party
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Death from Old Age
- Bittersweet
- Gentle Kissing
- Mild Hurt/Comfort
- Post-Episode: s04e46 Doof 101
- Featherless Biped
- oblivious idiots in love
- resolving romantic tension
- Bets & Wagers
- Gossip
- Bodyswap
- Heinz has chronic pain
- Texting
- Post-Episode: The OWCA Files
- Dad Jokes
- Kink Negotiation
- Non-Sexual Age Play
- Caregivers And Littles
- mention of incest (not actually incest)
- Soulmates
- Shared Pain Soulmates
- Domestic Fluff
- Soulmate Reveal
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Perry has unspoken trauma from his training
- Perry's loved ones go out of their way to avoid his triggers
- unconditional emotional support
- characters and relationships listed in order of appearance
- Hate Sex
- Thwart Sex
- Affection
- Resolved Sexual Tension
- Simultaneous Orgasm
- fluffy hatesex because that's how these two idiots roll
- Valentine's Day
- Haunted Houses
- Bats
- Phobias
- date fluff
- Dialogue-Only
- breaking your nemesis out of prison
- Not talking about feelings
- Shut Up Kiss
- Heinz is being self-loathing and Perry asks him not to
- non-sexual references to praise kink
- this is very emotionally horny and I am not sorry
- References to Canon
- Alternate Universe - Human
- Fursuit AU
- Heinz has no idea Perry's in a fursuit
- Goodnight Kiss
- Perry needs a hug
- Perry demands a hug
- nominally gen but can be read as shippy if you want (just like the rest of my gen fics)
- they both needed the rest and relaxation
- Enemy Lovers
- Heinz is Good now so they're not ACTUALLY enemies but that doesn't mean they're not still nemeses
- Perry has entirely too much paperwork to deal with
- Cloacal Sex
- Hand & Finger Kink
- Submission
- Bratting
- Oral Sex
- Hand Jobs
- Canon-Typical Ambiguous Relationship
- Families of Choice
- Perry and Heinz are either QPP or dating it's up to you
- mild spoilers for the end of Last Day Of Summer
- not MML season 2 compliant
- Last Words Your Soulmate Will Say To You AU
- Tragedy
- Ficlet
- shippy if you want it to be but pretty platonic in execution
- Perry has a foul mouth
- Violence
- Perry's killed a lot of people in his job
- this whole fic is mostly flashback
- lots of unnamed OCs
- scritches
- POV Third Person
- Sickfic
- Love Confessions
- set like ten years in the future
- not AYA compliant
- Asexual Character
- Clothed Sex
- Couch Sex
- Tail Job
- Come Marking
- Smut
- Autumn
- jumping in a pile of leaves
- Sharing Clothes
- Quadruple Drabble
- Fashion Disaster
- Perry is exasperated
- they're in love tho
- Literal Sleeping Together
- falling asleep together in a pile of pillows and blankets
- then they smooch
- Accidental Proposal
- Fluff and Humour
- Perry talks
- tfw you get nemesis-engaged before realising you really just want to smooch your nemesis
- 5+1 Things
- mention of offscreen sex
- Spoilers for Candace Against The Universe
- Missing Scene
- Vanessa is exasperated with her dads
- Doofapus
- Fight Sex
- Mutual Masturbation
- Interspecies Awkwardness
- Perry cooks bacon while shirtless
- platypuses don't have nipples
- Stacy cameos because I love her
- canon-typical nudity
- Perry later wears clothing
- aprons count as clothing right?
- this was originally vent fic
- Friends With Benefits
- Nemeses With Benefits
- FWB but they caught feelings
- Feelings Realization
- Enemies To Boyfrienemies
- Relationship Negotiation
- Mating Cycles/In Heat
- Demisexual Perry the Platypus
- Sex Toys
- Hijinks & Shenanigans
- Fade to Black
- mention of Ferb and Phineas (albeit not by name)
- Sex in a Car
- Heinz is impatient
- Trans Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- I didn't wanna have to deal with prep okay
- Vaginal Sex
- Premature Ejaculation
- it's a good thing Perry's hoverjet has autopilot
- they love each other so much they're just tsundere little shits
- emphasis on fight
- Canon-atypical violence
- seriously at least half of this is aftercare
- Heinz's arms are still titanium
- Perry's a ball of repressed rage that needs an outlet
- is it still hurt/comfort if one hurts and the other comforts
- Breathplay
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Heinz is deliberately OOC
- villain monologue
- it all works out at the end don't worry
- Rewrite
- Perry talks because I say so
- First Meetings
- Pre-Canon
- Perry doesn't want a soulmate
- Platonic Soulmates
- you could take this as pre-romance if you really wanted but it could go either way
- Perry gets reassigned
- Perry makes choices
- Perry regrets some of his choices
- mostly a rewrite of the Regurgitator episode into this AU
- dream-based soulmates
- Heinz gets therapy: the fic
- Family Bonding
- Family Feels
- characters listed in the order they appear
- Canonical Child Abuse
- set around/after LDOS
- Heinz is finally able to address his parents' abuse
- Stargazing
- References to past trauma
- Drabble Collection
- can be read as romantic if you prefer
- Inspired by Fanart
- Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi
- Asexual Incubus
- Asexual Perry the Platypus
- Perry's ace but not aro
- Perry gets wooed
- Perry moonlights as a stray platypus who doesn't do much
- Perry comes out to Ferb and Phineas as a demon
- Perry isn't good with words
- Happy Ending
- no OWCA
- offscreen sex for untagged relationships
- the most Perry and Heinz ever do is smooch and hold hands
- Hair Brushing
- purring happens because purring
- Miscommunication
- Perry thought they were already engaged
- Platonic Relationships
- Platonic Life Partners
- they have a proper conversation about feelings
- technically announcement of intention to propose but still
- Platonic Marriage Proposal
- Platonic Cuddling
- lots of platonic intimacy here
- the word of the day is 'family'
- Getting Together
- Sick Character
- Surprise Kissing
- in that order
- Masturbation
- in which Perry is a platypus
- Heinz shows up in chapter 2
- could be platonic if you prefer
- Wall Sex
- Perry is Lorge
- Implied Sexual Content
- the written equivalent of the camera panning over to the wall while the leads fuck
- it's really not subtle is what i'm saying
- light on detail yes but not subtle
- Mirror Sex
- kinda character study too?
- Possessive Sex
- but like wholesome possessiveness
- Doggy Style
- Heinz worries he might hurt Perry (he won't)
- Being Lost
- canon-typical monologuing
- second person with Homestuck-style character switching
- canon divergence of Just Our Luck where Heinz doesn't go through with his scheme
- fluff both figurative and literal
- Pre-Relationship
- could be read as platonic probably but I had my shipping goggles on
- Heinz is extremely oblivious
- Heinz needs to sleep
- Heinz continually misunderstands what Perry's doing because he refuses to get his hopes up
- Headaches & Migraines
- Vomiting
- vent fic
- nothing obviously romantic but I won't blame anyone for putting on their shipping goggles :P
- Held Down
- Biting
- Service Top
- Heinz plans to propose to Perry
- Perry pushed the self-destruct button
- Canon-Typical Behavior
- Canon-Typical Thwarting
- Perry Cares So Much
- hurt/comfort if you squint
- about as platonic as the canon handholding scenes
- by which I mean feel free to bring your shipping goggles
- Alternate Universe - Dance
- it's an AU where they're dancing what else do you need?
- Heinz is not an evil scientist
- Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
- Heinz is the only one who can keep up with Perry
- Injury
- Heinz finds out he's Perry's emergency contact... the hard way
- Heinz is terrible at sympathy
- Thank God You're Alive Kiss
- Temporary Past Character Death
- Major Character Undeath
- literal ghost in the machine
- Enemies to Lovers
- more enemies to boyfrienemies if I'm honest
- Age Difference
- everyone involved is an adult
- Reveal
- it's all about the backstories
- Halloween Costumes
- Dressing Up As Each Other
- Canon-Typical Holding Hands
- Perry's like 'if i fits i sits'
- Heinz has a bony lap
- I wanted to write something queerplatonic but idk how much of that came through
- Sleep Deprivation
- he ends up literally sleeping with his nemesis
- Setting and Respecting boundaries
- Minor Injuries
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz Acts Like A Cat
- Perry's responses are implied
- Falling In Love
- Perry the Platypus needs a break
- Heinz gets to yell at Monogram
- New Year's Kiss
- under-negotiated sex
- Heinz is into it
- Magical Healing Cock
- sex so good Heinz's arms grow back
- they're stuck in a tree
- Episode: s04e02 Happy New Year! (Phineas and Ferb)
- they talk about the (canon!) indirect kiss
- a (direct) kiss is implied at the end
- Weddings
- reference to drawn dicks
- penis ouija
- fight fueled ouija board of cock
- they don't actually live together but they might as well
- Perry has a day off for once
- so he's going to spend the day with his nemesis
- basically a greatest hits of canon('s ship tease) fic
- Perry's tied up
- Perry could have escaped at any time (but didn't)
- Heinz is the one who needs aftercare
- Creative Uses For Heinz's Nose
- minor safeword use
- does this count as hatesex?
- Aromantic Character
- not referring to the same character
- Frank discussion of sex
- love is not what defines a happy relationship
- Morning Wood
- technically afternoon wood but who's counting
- Voice Kink
- Come Inflation
- Unrealistic Sex
- Inator-Powered Unrealistic Sex
- Some Realism For Flavour
- (but not much let's be honest here)
- Refractory period what refractory period
- author is not as sorry as he probably should be
- Coming Untouched
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 1
- yo dawg I heard you like hurt/comfort so I put some hurt/comfort in your hurt/comfort
- tfw the process of comfort is itself a hurt that needs comfort
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) Needs a Hug
- it all starts when Heinz asks for a hug
- Recursive Hurt/Comfort
- Writing on Skin
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 3
- (direct) kiss is implied at the end
- yes I wrote a second version of my own fic no I will not take criticism
- very very mild angst (immediately resolved)
- Underwater Blow Jobs
- Perry shows off his platypus lung capacity
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 4
- Kissing (implied)
- Perry's rationalising to himself
- Mating Bites
- Heinz has ocelot instincts
- Dry Humping
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 5
- Stranded
- passing the time sex
- Dick-or-Treat 2022 - Weekly Challenge 8
- it's not actually cold Heinz just wanted to snuggle
- telling stories around the fire
- Pillow Talk
- just the aftercare not the sex
- Grief/Mourning
- Heinz's mother dies and he's not taking it well
- Perry and Peter gossip for a while
- what Perry and Heinz have isn't exactly a romance but it's not NOT a romance
- and by surprise kissing I mean it's a surprise to both of them
- tail biting
- Grinding
- or what passes for clothed sex when Perry's involved
- Heinz may or may not have planned this
- Perry's one (1) weakness continues to be a certain man (ocelot) in a lab coat
- Perry's trying to convince himself to regret it
- (he doesn't actually regret it)
- Height Differences
- Perry tries to make Heinz late for his date
- so Heinz makes Perry his new date
- Paperwork
- Arranged Nemesis-Marriage
- Getting Nemesis-Married Sight Unseen
- the phrase 'bad blind date' is used
- could be platonic i just tagged it as romantic because of the marriage comparisons
- Only One Bed
- Insomnia
- Heinz can't stop thinking about how he wants to snuggle Perry long enough to sleep
- Autistic Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz has a non-verbal episode
- Red String of Fate
- Heinz ties Perry up with the red string of fate
- the italicised 'oh NO'
- Date Night
- Blackouts
- Heinz wants to add chorus girls to everything
- Sock AU
- Love Bites
- exhibitionism talk
- Perry finds new and exciting ways to shut Heinz up
- Lingerie
- Orgasm Control
- Orgasm Denial
- Heinz doesn't even show up but his influence is very prominent
- Canon-Compliant Handholding
- can be read as platonic if you prefer
- specifically Perry's feelings realisation and his acting on it
- Floor Sex
- Perry gets a break for once
- Erections
- there's pretty explicitly a dick though
- Large Cock
- Rimming
- Ends Mid-Scene
- Sex
- Perry has a voice kink
- Heinz is silent in bed
- Perry's actively trying to make Heinz make noise
- he fails but it's not a dealbreaker or anything so
- sickfic-adjacent probably
- Perry wants to touch the butt
- Perry gets absolutely railed
- owo-speak
- Casual Handholding
- Perry snores and it's adorable
- Heinz still has low self-esteem but he's trying
- Heinz is an OWCA agent now
- not necessarily romantic but not necessarily NOT romantic either
- Perry is also tsundere as hell
- pick your Heinz gender
- Lipstick & Lip Gloss
- the casual intimacy of your partner offering to help with your lipstick
- Cock Warming-adjacent
- penetrative sex without the thrusting
- Begging
- Perry gets a lot of use out of his tail
- I mean it barely comes up but it's there
- Relationship Discussions
- Heinz wants to meet Perry's family
- Heinz gets fur in his mouth
- Ribbons
- Birthday Presents
- Light Bondage
- more shibari with ribbons but
- Vibrators
- Fun With Remote Vibrators
- set during The Flying Fishmonger
- Water Sex
- Platypus Mating Behaviour
- threat of genital injury (they ARE nemeses after all)
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 1
- Body Heat Difference
- Light Dom/sub
- post-sex snuggling
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 3
- they're on a fancy dinner date
- Foreplay
- Public Sex
- Public Blow Jobs
- imminent sex
- tfw the loudest guy you know is silent in bed
- Gentle Dom Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Orgasm
- Heinz is focusing all his energy on Perry
- Consensual Non-Consent
- fantasising
- Possessiveness
- Return of the Agent P Boxers
- Heinz's Agent P boxers got Perry acting (thinking) unwise
- Office Sex
- Desk Sex
- tfw your usual sex closet isn't available so you use your boss's desk instead
- Perry knows what he wants and what he wants is Heinz's ass
- Food Fight
- Food Kink
- they're on a sugar rush
- arguably dubcon-y
- I mean it's not like it's sex pollen but it is softening the boundaries in their relationship
- Perry has no idea what sex is (even after having it)
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 5
- Clothing Kink
- lab coat kink
- Masturbation Interruptus
- the lab coat was a trap
- Heinz catches Perry in the act
- cue basically phone sex through a cheap speaker
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 6
- Edging
- BDSM
- all Heinz has to do is stay quiet
- unfortunately Perry's determined to sabotage him
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 7
- Somnophilia
- Heinz does his usual act first ask permission later thing
- Perry doesn't actually mind
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 8
- Dacryphilia
- Starts Mid-Sex
- Meet-Cute
- you know that trope where their hands inadvertently touch? that.
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz Needs a Hug
- the closest it gets to 'romance' is in the sense of homestuck's concept of moirallegiance
- Dubious Consent
- Drunken Confessions
- Drunk Sex
- Morning After
- it all works out fine in the end don't worry
- Coffee Shops
- 'is this a date' date (spoiler: yes)
- Mild Angst with a happy ending
- Episode: s04e08 Primal Perry
- Secret Identity
- Two-Person Love Triangle (kinda)
- Heinz thinks Perry and Steven are exes
- Identity Reveal
- Perry talks for inator reasons
- inator malfunction
- '''''malfunction'''''
- Pining
- Alternate Universe - Fantasy
- Inators (Phineas and Ferb)
- Norm gets a brief cameo
- tfw you make a deal with a forest witch (warlock) for your firstborn
- very light on worldbuilding
- Heinz doesn't even do magic people just assume he does
- Canon-Typical Overcomplicated Scheme
- Exasperated Perry the Platypus
- Missions Gone Wrong
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz Has Abandonment Issues
- Birthday Party
- Surprise Party
- Feels
- Heinz gets the surprise party he always wanted
- Backstory
- Abusive Parents
- Heinz got burned at the stake
- the actual burning at the stake happens offscreen
- Perry is single-handedly (single-pawedly?) addressing Heinz's abandonment issues
- Sick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 3
- Beaches
- Reunited and It Feels So Good
- Enemies
- this is probably the slowmo beach run from It's About Time
- Face Punching
- Interspecies
- Perry is impatient
- Bruises
- Heinz isn't there Perry's just thinking about him
- and by thinking I mean fantasising
- Teasing
- Exhibitionism-adjacent
- Perry is a captive audience
- Makeshift Fireworks
- it's exactly as shippy as you want it to be
- Perry is not a mistletoe enjoyer
- Frenemies
- Perry refuses to let Heinz be abandoned
- Carnival
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 1
- Blow Jobs With Teeth
- kinda emotional hurt/comfort?
- Perry is overprotective
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 2
- Roleplay
- Perry has a degradation kink
- Perry can talk for inator reasons
- and uses this ability for mischief
- Perry is a little shit
- (not that it's mentioned but it's implied via omission)
- Phone Sex (kinda)
- Exhibitionism
- voice-only domming
- guided masturbation
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 3
- Light Sadism
- Gags
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 6
- Dick-or-Treat 2024 - Challenge 8
- Cock Worship
- They're watching a horror movie
- the marriage proposal is a trap
- Stabbing
- Perry the Platypus Gets Stabbed
- not explicitly shippy (yet) but shipping goggles are recommended
- is there anything more homoerotic than going to your worst enemy when you're injured
Summary
Two lives, intertwined, until they can't help but fall into orbit around each other.
A collection of standalone Perryshmirtz
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[collection] Dwampyverse Salt Mine by revenblue
Fandom: Milo Murphy's Law, Phineas and Ferb
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
- Gen, M/M
- Series in Progress
31 Oct 2023
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus (past)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus (one-sided)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Professor Time (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Zack Underwood
- Melissa Chase
- Professor Time
- everyone else who was in that episode and some who weren't
- POV Third Person Limited
- Angst
- Unhappy Ending
- Spoilers for The Phineas And Ferb Effect
- POV Second Person
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Fix-It of Sorts
- Heinz still can't acknowledge his parents' abuse
- or that he pushed away the people who care(d) about HIM
- Unreliable Narrator
- Abuse
- Spitefic
- Murder
- Blood and Gore
- mostly alluded to but it's there
- based on hearsay of how season 2 ended
- I cannot in good conscience tag this as PNF
- everything about the concept of 'Professor Time' disgusts me
- unflattering comparisons to Doof-2 and Heinz's mother
- yeah I'm going there
- 'Professor Time' lost his toy train and things started working out for him
- 'Professor Time' is Successful(tm) and his mother is proud
- 'Professor Time' is Not My Heinz
- POV Third Person
- Drabble
- my own take on the whole ions thing
- Episode: s02e01 The Phineas and Ferb Effect
- Canon Rewrite
- Amnesia
- death of personality
- Grief/Mourning
- pining for who someone used to be
- Sad Ending
- this is not a happy fic
- tl;dr Heinz is gone and there is only Professor Time
Summary
Spoilers for The Phineas and Ferb Effect
Tl;dr I'm salty.
- Words:
- 6,685
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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[collection] A Pun Is Its Own Reword by revenblue
Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Homestuck, Milo Murphy's Law, Overwatch (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
- Gen, M/M, Other, F/M
- Series in Progress
18 May 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Mrs. Murawski/Mrs. Murawski's Desk
- Balthazar Cavendish & Vinnie Dakota
- Reaper | Gabriel Reyes/Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz/Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Dirk Strider
- Milo Murphy
- Diogee (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Mrs. Murawski (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Mrs. Murawski's Desk
- Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Cannibal Vinnie Dakota
- Balthazar Cavendish
- Vinnie Dakota
- Reaper | Gabriel Reyes
- Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison
- Aela the Huntress
- Skjor (Elder Scrolls)
- Farkas (Elder Scrolls)
- Maggie the Macaw (Phineas and Ferb)
- Harry the Hyena (Phineas and Ferb)
- Karen the Cat (Phineas and Ferb)
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Ferb Fletcher
- Phineas Flynn
- Candace Flynn
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz
- Karkat Vantas
- Dave Strider
- Monologue
- Feghoot
- POV First Person
- Drabble
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Decapitation
- spoilers for [S] Dirk: Synchronize
- POV Second Person
- Murphy's Law
- everything's a catastrophe around Milo
- in any other fandom this would be crack
- First Time
- Blow Jobs
- platypuses have weird anatomy yo
- Perry is a flower prince
- this is as canon-compliant as I can get it
- with a bit of fanon to fill the gaps
- the desk is lowkey sentient
- Sorry Not Sorry
- Cannibalism
- let's just pretend cannibal dakota's cannibalism started before he was sent to the island shall we
- Mountains
- the character death is Cavendish so y'know it's only minor
- Ambiguous Relationships
- this is not a happy fic
- POV Third Person Limited
- Daddy Kink
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- Bad Puns
- Trans Male Character
- Masculinity
- Dick Jokes
- breaking your nemesis out of prison
- nominally gen but can be read as shippy if you want (just like the rest of my gen fics)
- they both needed the rest and relaxation
- Accidental Proposal
- Fluff and Humour
- Perry talks
- tfw you get nemesis-engaged before realising you really just want to smooch your nemesis
- Food
- Questionable food choices
- Character Death
- technically animal death
- Grief/Mourning
- Therapy
- learning to cope with a life without your best worst frienemy
- Dialogue-Only
- Coffee Shops
- not an au
- Canon Compliant
- POV Third Person
- Alternate Universe - Soulmates
- Sock AU
- Size Difference
- Perry talks in this one
- Pre-Canon
- they're at a fancy party
- acting like no one notices their unsubtle foreplay
- Established Relationship
- Kissing
- Foreplay
- only like 90 percent foreplay though
- a little bit of sex at the end
- I'm using several troll anatomy headcanons I picked up in my years in the fandom
- Dick-or-Treat 2023 - Weekly Challenge 4
Summary
Feghoot collection. All standalones.
- Words:
- 13,679
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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[series] how i learned to stop worrying and love the dress by revenblue
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
02 Feb 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Fluff
- Makeup
- Character Study
- the intimacy of doing your SO's makeup
- Multiple Versions of the Same Story
- all that really changes is the pronouns
- Trans Female Character
- Trans Lady Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Gender Non-Conforming Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Heinz is in a dress either way
- POV Second Person
- pick your Heinz gender
- Dresses
- Lipstick & Lip Gloss
- Kissing
- Smudged Lipstick
- Drabble
- the casual intimacy of your partner offering to help with your lipstick
- Words:
- 4,622
- Works:
- 3
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Original Characters
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Drabble
- Trans Female Character
- Gender Dysphoria
- gender euphoria
- she's not out to herself yet
- POV Third Person Limited
- Name Changes
- Makeover
Summary
Stories involving Female Name (surname to be decided), aka the best OC name I've ever come up with.
- Words:
- 300
- Works:
- 3
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[series] Tales of the Narrator by revenblue
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Original Work, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Zelda if you squint
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/M, Gen
- Series in Progress
15 Jul 2012
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
- Original Female Character/Original Male Character
- Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
- Kasumi | Misty
- Musashi | Jessie
- Kojirou | James
- Satoshi's Pikachu | Ash Ketchum's Pikachu
- Nyarth | Meowth
- Onisuzume | Spearow
- OCs
- Mewtwo (Pokemon)
- Marth (Fire Emblem)
- Original Characters
- Alternate Universe - Role Reversal
- Ash and Misty are in Team Rocket
- Meowth's speech is written phonetically and I am sorry
- everyone is oblivious
- Implied Swearing
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- References to Canon
- References to TV Tropes
- References to the author's fandoms in a possibly-obnoxious manner (I'm sorry)
- The Fourth Wall Does Not Exist
- Ash and Misty are adults
- attempted character death
- No Actual Charater Death
- "This Is A 'Kid-Friendly Story'" (spoiler: it's not)
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- or at least it's mostly omni but I did weird stuff with it
- this is technically in the same continuity as Spearow's Adventure but it doesn't really come up much
- I have no idea what the plot is but there's probably one if you squint
- References to TV Tropes (I'm sorry)
- References to other fandoms/memes I knew about in 2011
- it turns into a crossover halfway through and I am sorry
- character deaths but played for laughs
- I was edgy af when I wrote this and it shows
- there are also science/maths jokes because I am a nerd
- there are more characters than I tagged but they're not that prominent anyway
- Crack
- POV Third Person
- Old Fic
- slight crossover
- barely any pokemon in this at all honestly
- Early Work
- Fantasy
- Alien Abduction
- bright green ninja cows
- vampire clothes dryers that drink your left socks with orange juice
- lolrandom crack in particular
- Break Up
Summary
Old fics, part of my growth as a writer but mostly not great outside that context. This is your warning.
Featuring the Narrator and its shenanigans.
- Words:
- 65,992
- Works:
- 10
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- POV Second Person
- Drabble
- Alternate Universe - Tentacle Monster
- Perry is a tentacle monster AU
- unrecognisably AU
- mention of eating people
- I do plan to return to this AU someday
- Words:
- 100
- Works:
- 1
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Original Female Character/Original Female Character
- Original Characters
- Original Female Character(s)
- POV Second Person
- Drabble
- POV Outsider
- Spoilers for The Phineas And Ferb Effect
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Stargazing
- their relationship may or may not be romantic I haven't decided yet
- POV Third Person Limited
- First Meetings
- First Day of School
Summary
Meet my OCs, Guess and Heliotrope. They're girlfriends.
- Words:
- 300
- Works:
- 3
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Phineas Flynn
- Ferb Fletcher
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Perry has a knife
- Drabble
- Perry still has a knife
- Words:
- 200
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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[series] One Time Was All It Took For You To Two-Time, To Make A Mess Of Us by revenblue
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M
- Series in Progress
22 Sep 2020
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Pretendy the Practicepus
- Candace Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus (former)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Pretendy the Practicepus (mentioned)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Phineas Flynn
- Ferb Fletcher
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Infidelity
- Sexually Transmitted Diseases
- Heartbreak
- Break Up
- bad breakup AU
- AU where Heinz didn't learn from his mistakes with Peter
- AU where the boys know about Perry
- Candace also knows because I wanted some sibling bonding
- everyone knows Perry's secret AU
- in which Heinz tries to serenade Perry like this is a romcom
- mention of infidelity
- Crack
- Heinz that is not how you seduce an ex to date you again
Summary
AU where Heinz doesn't learn from his mistakes with Peter, and goes on to hurt Perry in the wrong way again.
- Words:
- 3,424
- Works:
- 2
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Ferb Fletcher
- Phineas Flynn
- Perry the Platyborg (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension)
- POV Second Person
- Drabble
- Alternate Universe - Fusion
- Alternate Universe - Petstuck (Homestuck)
- absolutely not fandom-blind for Homestuck
- First Meetings
- Heartbreak
- Pining
- set during It's About Time
- not fandom-blind
- Alternate Universe
- Perry is a Homestuck troll AU
- references to quadrants
- Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
- Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (Phineas and Ferb)
- not much else changes tbh
- Perry is Heinz's auspistice
- Perry is also vacillating but he has bigger concerns right now
- basically rewriting the movie into this AU and seeing how little changes
- Ferb gets the screentime he deserves
- Pre-Relationship
- Quadrant Confusion
- follows PNF canon pretty closely
- Perrie finds out Heinz is legally a troll
- reference to buckets
Summary
In A World Where Trolls Are Seen As Mere Pets By Humans, A Bronzeblood Troll Main Protagonist With Teal Hair And A Secret Double Life Finds Himself Assigned As A Professional Auspistice To A Human Man With No Sense Of Self-Preservation And Penchant For Evil Schemes, In The Process Discovering Said Man Somehow Has No Knowledge Of Quadrants Despite Having Had A Lusus Once And Relentlessly Flirting With The Troll Protagonist In All Four Quadrants But Especially Pitch. After A While, Said Troll, Stewing In The Frustration Of Receiving Mixed Messages, Decides To Make His Feelings Known.
- Words:
- 3,685
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Vinnie Dakota/Diogee
- Milo Murphy & Diogee
- Diogee (Milo Murphy's Law)
- Vinnie Dakota
- POV Second Person
- Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
- Alternate Universe - Fusion
- Alternate Universe - Petstuck (Homestuck)
- Crack Relationships
- AU where (amongst other things) Diogee passes the Harkness Test
- Diogee is a troll and by troll I mean Alternian
- Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
- Rough Kissing
- Ashen Romance | Auspistice
- Milo ♣ Diogee ♣ Murphy's Law is canon and you can't convince me otherwise
- Milo himself doesn't show up but his relationship to Diogee is important here
- not MML season 2 compliant
- probably not fandom-blind for Homestuck
Summary
Expansions upon my Petstuck AU, OWCAstuck, featuring other characters.
- Words:
- 1,288
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- POV Second Person
- Eventual Fluff
- Petplay
- Character Study
- Interspecies Romance
- Species Dysphoria
- It Is A Terrible Thing To Be Forty-Seven Years Old And The Wrong Species
- Words:
- 25,410
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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[series] Tonight Is For Our Ghosts by revenblue
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Gen
- Complete Series
16 Dec 2019
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus
- Candace Flynn & Perry the Platypus
- Norm & Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Carl Karl
- Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Candace Flynn
- Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
- Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Original Characters
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Crack
- Agent Pee strikes again
- Perry throws hella shade
- Candace is an OWCA agent
- Norm deserves better
- Heinz deserves everything he gets
- post-character death
- Bureaucracy
- Bureaucratic Nonsense
- Candace Won't Stand For This
- AU where Candace is in OWCA now
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Grief/Mourning
- OWCA agent Candace
- Canon-Typical Crack
- Perry's dead and they talk about it
- while thwarting my OC's scheme
- vampire clothes dryers that drink your left socks with orange juice
Summary
Post-canon, the aftermath of Perry's death.
- Words:
- 5,108
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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[series] Halfway Right by revenblue
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
- General Audiences, Mature
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con
- M/M
- Series in Progress
28 Mar 2019
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Rape/Non-Con
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Perry the Platypus/Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus (one-sided)
- Perry the Platypus/Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb) (mentioned)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus (mentioned)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Peter the Panda (one-sided)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb)
- Original Characters
- Drabble
- Angst
- Unrequited Love
- this is not a happy fic
- POV Second Person
- Dubious Consent
- Drunk Sex
- Fade to Black
- Pining
- Morning After
- Drunk Driving
- more like hungover driving but
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Self-Harm
- Punching a Mirror
- Poor Life Choices
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- featuring a stunning lack of Talking About It
- Perry's in a bad place right now
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Unreliable Narrator
- Rape/Non-con Elements
- Peter didn't ask for this
- Chatlogs
- Communication
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- Perry is mentioned but doesn't actually appear
- Perry's actions have consequences
- sudden format change
- featuring the first instance of Talking About It in this series
Summary
In which everyone needs some gd therapy.
Recovery fic with eventual poly.
- Words:
- 5,315
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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- Major Character Death
- Perry the Platypus & Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Norm (Phineas and Ferb)
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Drabble
- Sorry Not Sorry
- POV Second Person
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Heinz is dead but his influence lives on
- Words:
- 200
- Works:
- 2
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[series] And I Just Wish That I Didn't Feel Like There Was Something I Missed by revenblue
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
26 Dec 2017
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
- Christmas
- Christmas Angst
- Angst
- Self-Esteem Issues
- POV Second Person
- mentions of his crush on Perry
- Ambiguous Relationships
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Words:
- 2,153
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3