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    catwithabat u think ur so hipster but u just look like a lesbian
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    she_ra @catwithabat bc… i’m a lesbian. lmao
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    or: how calling her crush gay online got catra a date to prom

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Aziraphale lives a quiet kind of life, running a quiet specialist bookshop in one of the liveliest districts of London. He's content with his lot, happy with his friends, tolerant of his probably-human housemate, living vicariously through the gossip pages.

    One day, a chance encounter with Anthony Crowley, lead singer of wildly successful rock band The Demons, threatens to turn his whole world upside down.

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    13 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    NOT ABANDONED just slow updates

     

    After getting sent to Arkham, Ed is set on escaping and breaking Oswald out of Blackgate.

    Or, alternatively: my take on what happened in the 10 years Nygmobs were separated.

    (loosely inspired by Steven Jay Russell's "I Love You Phillip Morris")

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    15 Aug 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Mr.Cobblepot cleared his throat and gave him a suspicious look. "What makes you think I'm the one you have a date tonight, Mr.Nygma?"

    "Because you're exactly my type ...

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    A blind date on Valentine’s Day can only turn out great.

    We'll see.

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    14 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    When Edward touches him, the world lights on fire. There is nothing else to worry about when those long, slender fingers are caressing his skin. Intimacy is so foreign to him, that the prospect of being touched by another man never crossed his mind. Everything in his life happens fast enough to bruise and hard enough to break him so Oswald longs for the roughest touches, the kind that stains his ivory skin for weeks and will eventually drive him insane but it’s not like that, not with Edward. He is so gentle and careful with his touches, always so casual about it. It comes naturally out of him, like the first words slipping out of a child’s mouth. It’s so organic, so sympathetic that Oswald refuses to believe he does it with any intentions of hurting him at all. And Edward might fake it every time, but Oswald is a customary liar, so as long as he believes in the truthfulness of Edward’s touch, it will be honest.

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    Oswald struggles with himself and with his love for Edward, until he doesn't.

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    27 Jul 2023