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Wetwork, he’s heard it called. Humans love to euphemize, as if they can evade their violent nature through language alone.
Maybe that’s why he likes this human. His name doesn’t obscure. It revels in the most important thing about him.
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Lash is holding up two worn leather cords from which dangle cheap hunks of translucent white quartz, one apiece. They sway from his fist hypnotically, and Abrams once again finds himself actually listening to this moron.
“So you see the benefits,” Lash goes on. “It’s totally gonna protect us both in the ritual.”
“Why do you need someone else?” Abrams asks, entirely against his will.
“That’s just how it works. You can’t charge the crystal alone. That would be weird.”
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The day of the Maelstrom arrives -- again and again and again.
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Nothing about Pocket is quite right anymore, but it's too close to reject them.
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Written for Deadlock Kinktober 2025, day 20: blood.
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Holliday helps McGinnis test out a new prototype.
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Written for day 2 of Deadlock Kinktober 2025. Prompt: fucking machines.
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Heavenly Bodies by Daydreams_Or_Nightmares, robocryptid, thedoormanfromdeadlock for nutriciousKibble
Fandoms: Balatro (Video Game), Christian Bible (New Testament)
29 Sep 2025
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The joker from Balatro has a proposition for Furry Jesus. (A Frantic Fanfic collaboration.)
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Lash doesn’t want anything from them that he can’t get from any number of his fans, and he doesn’t need anything from them at all. That’s the point.
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Collaborative Effort by QuantumLibrarianSybillion, RayneIlStorm, robocryptid
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Victor makes a bad judgement call trying to find who made him. Even with all the pieces laid out, he needs help.
Thanks Robo and Raynell for taking my prompt and trying to make it erotic
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There are many strange and colorful guests who come through the Baroness, and the Doorman has seen them all. He says all are welcome, but that isn’t strictly true. Most are welcome.
He is undecided about the mangy creature muddying the rug.
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Where Everybody Knows Your Name by robocryptid, scalesandtails, thedoormanfromdeadlock
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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Jacob Lash checks in for a stay at the Baroness. He can check out anytime he likes, but the people here know him. How could he leave his loving public?
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On the one hand, Jacob Lash works very hard to keep his life as effortless as possible. On the other hand, his dick takes charge of decision-making at least a third of the time.
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- Part 9 of The Pipeline
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Baby, The Laugh's On Me by robocryptid for TormentaPrudii
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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With the Maelstrom looming, Abrams takes a chance on something he's wanted for a while.
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The ritual doesn’t go as planned. Solitude would give Shiv too much time to dwell on it, so he chooses commiseration instead.
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Tav is hit with a polymorph spell whose effects last longer than they should. While the others attempt to actually solve the problem, Astarion is left behind to babysit.
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Originally written for the Bound by Blood fan project.
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Sausage Heaven Now by Jazzercized, robocryptid, scalesandtails, thedoormanfromdeadlock for dr2w
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
01 Apr 2025
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Abrams just wants a snack. Surely nothing could go wrong.
A Frantic Fanfic collab.
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“If you come inside me, you’ll be a eunuch before you can blink,” Shiv growls, and Lash laughs that stupid laugh.
The Lash is bound up in his own ropes, but it’s in their bed. Shiv should have gagged him too. There’s no way he’s going to make it through this without saying something stupid. Pocket’s known him for less than an hour, and they’re already sure of it.
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The Cuck Lamp by Daydreams_Or_Nightmares, INFESTED_GRACE, robocryptid
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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A Frantic Fanfic collab starring an unexpected pairing (and poor Nashala).
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All Shiv has to do is kill one embarrassingly wealthy asshole for another embarrassingly wealthy asshole, then he can finally commit to that career change he's been promising.
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Pocket's preparations continue, with a few surprises.
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- Part 8 of The Pipeline
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Shiv doesn’t ever feel that clean. There’s blood on his hands that’s never coming off, caked into his knuckles and under the nails and soaked all the way to the bone. Turning it into some kind of game makes it easier to bear.