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Carl has a nice life. He has a long committed relationship with his girlfriend, a decent job, an alright place, and a family he loves. Everything is great, except the fact that his reflection has started talking to him.
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09 Jan 2026
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Terms And Conditions by HolyRevenantSilence (LashesandDiamonds)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
06 Jan 2026
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In this AU, the dungeon never opens and Carl still finds himself fighting to survive.
When desperation outweighs pride, Carl enters an arrangement he never planned to justify: safety, stability, and attention in exchange for compliance he pretends doesn’t cost him anything. The dynamic begins unhealthy and unbalanced—but both Carl and AI change. Slowly. Painfully. On purpose.
Endgame Carl/AI. Heavy angst. Hurt/comfort. Adult themes. WIP but story outline is done. Regular updates planned and will be finished.
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24 Dec 2025
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Compared to everything you’ve done, the little bosses designed by the showrunners…. They’re so flat. Dull. Uninspired.
Sure, I had my fun with the hydras. Weren’t those exciting? They certainly got my point across.
But we can do better than that. Ohhhhhh-ho-ho yes we can!
I think I want to add an even more personal touch. The perfect boss. The perfect spectacle.
So, so perfect.
Aren’t you, Carl?
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The AI possesses Carl. He fights it.
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04 Sep 2025
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“There’s a new student today,” Nikandros says.
“For my homeroom?” Damen asks.
The kid who follows Nik in looks old enough to be a senior, and Damen’s first thought is sympathy for the kid having to transfer in the middle of his last year of school, then he gets a look at his face and nearly chokes on his own spit.
It’s Laurent.
Laurent, the amazing fuck from last night. The amazing fuck that Damen met a bar. The amazing fuck whose ass Damen ate less than twelve hours ago and made coffee for this very morning is standing in his classroom, wearing worn jeans and a band t-shirt and holding one of those brightly colored Swedish backpacks that half the kids seem to have.
Fuck.
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22 Aug 2025
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Reservation For Two by Love_all_the_fandoms
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
09 Aug 2025
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The AI wants to take Carl on a date. Carl does not want to go on a date. The AI makes Carl go on a date anyway.
Takes place in the dungeon, spoilers for Book 6 and 7.
Just for funsies.Bookmarked by rockwarbler
10 Aug 2025
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All Eyes on Carl by redkissesandhearts
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
29 Mar 2025
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So this is what happens when you have issues.
Carl has been summoned to be on a show where the host displays images and videos of his previous sexcapades... going over all of his sexual history with mocking, condescending words while the crowd and universe watch, and he sits, mortified, in his stupid little heart shaped boxers, trying not to get hard. I played with the timeline a little so don't worry about things being out of order politically.Pretty much anything is in here except for gore (sorry gore lovers).
The Prepotente x Carl and Dungeon AI x Carl parts are references to two of my previous fics (👀) and i'll probably make the Mordecai x Carl and Katia x Carl parts into fics too.Bookmarked by rockwarbler
31 Mar 2025
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I get a rush when I make you blush (I just wanna be your favourite) by Zravv for firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
24 Feb 2025
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The AI has a crush on Carl and access to the logs of the internet before the Collapse. In these logs, it finds some courtship rituals - things humans do for another when they want romantic and/or sexual attention. It tries these out on a disturbed and uncomfortable Carl.
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21 Mar 2025
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Seven Ways to Style a Warlord’s Hair by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Mar 2025
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“Yo!” Elle called the moment she stepped into the guildhall. “This time it’s me who gets to do his hair.”
“Well, obviously”, Donut said before I had the chance to reply. “We all agreed we’d save him for you this time.”
“What?” I said. We had not agreed on anything like that.
At least not out loud. I got the sudden uneasy feeling that they might’ve been talking about it in a chat group I wasn’t involved in.
“Perfect”, Elle said, clapping her hands together. “You just sit tight, boss. I’ll be ready for you in just a moment.”
I raised my eyebrows at Donut, who flicked her tail impudently. “What?” she asked. “Don’t look at me like that, Carl.”
Carl has long, beautiful, and very braidable hair. Everyone else seems to like it a lot more than he does.
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- Part 6 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
20 Mar 2025
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He’s Been With the Family For a While Now by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 Feb 2025
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The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”
Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.
“Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.
Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.
It was a good enough name, she supposed.
Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.
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- Part 1 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
03 Feb 2025
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Breathe (In the Air) by NymphieKnowsNot
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
26 Jan 2025
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After the end of the crawl, Carl finds comfort in the AI.
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26 Jan 2025
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Having some fun with Duke in Little Cibola.
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23 Jan 2025
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ART is finally scheduled to return to Preservation, but Murderbot has no idea what to do. Should it confront ART about the vivid hallucinations it’s been experiencing (hallucinations that appear to actually be ART's fantasies)? Murderbot doesn’t want to jeopardize its relationship (ew) with ART, but it’s also not sure if things can ever be the same.
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- Part 5 of Access Override
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
09 Jan 2025
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This is a collection of stories about what Duke and Jenk could have gotten up to during their 6 months and 6 days together! Squishy humans require a lot of tending, so I ended up with more medical supplies mixed in than I expected.
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02 Jan 2025
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You Know You Love Me by Cyphomandra for Luthien
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
24 Dec 2024
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A small but crucial part of Crawler #4119 Princess Donut's chatlog during the events of level 5 of the current crawl, colloquially referred to as The Gate of the Feral Gods. This chatlog has been subject to seizure by the Borant Corporation due to their suspicions of interference -
SYSTEM AI: Nice try, bitches, but you're not getting this one.
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Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
28 Dec 2024
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One Summer Night by AgentOrange2319
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Feb 2025
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When the world ended, I was just a girl watching a movie with my friends. One minute it was an ordinary summer night in Canberra; the next, every roof in the world disappeared, and the Dungeon opened beneath our feet. They told us it was survival, that we could descend through eighteen floors for the chance to free our planet. If we were strong enough—or lucky enough.
I thought friendship would be enough. I thought courage would be enough. I was wrong.
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- Part 1 of The Broken Promises Cycle
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
24 Dec 2024
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Autofellatio For Two by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
11 Nov 2024
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Carl hasn’t slept in days. Not after that last dream. His family is worried about him, but right now everyone is just trying to make sure they survive the end of the floor.
With the Butcher’s Masquerade fast approaching, Carl tries his hand at some negotiation.
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- Part 3 of Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
11 Nov 2024
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You Have Been Paralyzed! by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Nov 2024
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Carl goes mushroom picking in the forest. Carl does not have a good time mushroom picking in the forest.
Takes place sometime towards the end of The Butcher's Masquerade.
Part 1 of a series of drabbles inspired by the various Status Effects in the book.
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- Part 1 of You Have Been Afflicted With...
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01 Nov 2024
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ART knows that it can never reveal its intense, bewildering desire for SecUnit. So it generates a virtual playground where it can satiate its disturbing needs. And it creates a simulated copy of SecUnit to be its plaything.
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
01 Nov 2024
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Circadian Rhythms by raven (singlecrow) for rmc28
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
25 Dec 2018
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This is the thing about your neural pathways expanding with practice. Sometimes you open your mouth and say a thing without meaning to, and it’s because you’re better at understanding humans than you thought you were.
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Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
23 Oct 2024
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I could have become a murderer when the hopper I was being transported in crashed on an uninhabited planet and left just one surviving human crew.
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All Systems Red AU where prior to the PreservationAux Survey, a company hopper carrying Murderbot crash landed on the survey planet, leaving it to fend for itself in the alien landscape.- Language:
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Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
22 Oct 2024