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"Um, Marina," Brown-Eyes said. He sounded so polite. It was endearing. "Can you tell us who the hell we are? Give us something to go off of here? None of us are carrying ID or anything."
Marina gave a dramatic, heaving sigh, looking up to the ceiling as if asking for strength. "Okay, this is gonna be low-key humiliating for me, because I mostly pretend I don't care enough about you chuckle-fucks to remember your names, but, I can see how the situation might get confusing if we let you all go around without knowing. So."
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A man wakes up in a warehouse with six strangers, and no idea who he is. He takes one look at the floppy-haired, brown-eyed man next to him, and falls in love.Series
- Part 5 of Magic Curses
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17 Jan 2026
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The monster kidnaps Eliot and Quentin and forces them to star in its own chaotic television show. But it changes the premise every time it gets bored, so they're constantly facing entirely different scenarios and genres - zombies and romance and superheroes and spies and god knows what else. And somehow, in the middle of all that, they have to figure out how to get themselves home.
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Brian wonders if perhaps he might be dead.
He does this idly, like it’s nothing more than a vaguely interesting thought experiment, one in which he doesn’t have any real stake in the possible outcomes.
It’s almost as if he’s imagined being dead many, many times before, enough that it’s no longer a frightening concept. (Although he has no memory of doing anything like that.)
What he does remember is the stalker on the street, the handsome one with the glowing eyes and disturbing rant about playtime and friendship and wrath, and then Brian was just…here. Still standing upright but rendered immobile somehow, trapped in a seemingly infinite blank space where everything is warm and white and soft, like he’s been firmly shoved up the ass of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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14 Jan 2026
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Eliot’s always prided himself on the fact that his coven turns out higher caliber of witches because he teaches better than most half-baked hedge leaders, but even he has bowed to this time-honored and necessary tradition. At least he never locks people in freezers, fuck you Marina you absolute psychopath.
If maybe Eliot’s new-member screening test is a passingly similar to the Brakebills entrance exams, fucking sue him, he’s classically trained. All similarities to Brakebills stop there. He’s not gonna wiped any of these kids memories. They can stumble back out into the world and find less discerning hedges to take them on.
Queliot Week Day 2– Hedges
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- Part 2 of Queliot Week 2019
- Part 1 of Hedges, Bitch
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Eliot Waugh is a pirate king, looking for a doctor to serve on his ship.
Quentin Coldwater is a doctor, although he's more of a naturalist than a surgeon. He's about to be offered a new job.
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- Part 1 of Saltwater
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07 Jan 2026