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***DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY***
As if the time from being posted to now was any indication. I'm so sorry :( I wish I could continue but I feel that with the amount of time that has passed I would not be able to provide a good continuation for this story. Thank you for understanding and the support so far!!
“…What?” was all Keith could manage.
“Oh. Hey. So you are conscious! I thought you were dead or something!” The guy laughs real hard, as if it weren’t still dark outside, as if the stars weren’t still out, as if it weren’t 5:00 am, and as if he and Keith had been friends for a long, long time. Keith noticed that his eyes were really blue and his teeth were really white and super shiny. Maybe it was his dreamlike, half alive state, but Keith thought his laugh sounded like waves crashing and cymbals colliding in an exploding crescendo of life.Aaaaand then he realized that he was just staring open mouthed at the guy and he had stopped laughing like, over a minute ago.
In which Keith and Lance are college students by day and baristas by night. They also fall in love by accident.
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27 Dec 2017
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Mitch has noticed that there are a couple of things that his big ass hands with their long fingers (yaoi hands) are useful for
1 - good for sticking them down his fucking throat
2 - good for reaching things (pringles cans and for his job at the mechanics, etc.)
3 - good for sinny things (opening cans, rolling joints, etc.)
4 - good for touching boys.
But unfortunately for Mitch, recently there has been an imbalance in these things, most specifically way too much of the first three and not enough of the fourth.
But luckily for him (and the cute boy barista he meets at a cafe near work), - That is all about to changeBookmarked by rowlf_the_dog
11 Dec 2017
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Michelle and Joan got their powers over the summer during separate incidents in the woods. Now, with Michelle back in school and Joan more agitated than ever, her powers become harder to conceal.
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11 Dec 2017
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By some cruel twist of fate thanks to our bitchy universe Mitchell N. Muller became the completely legal winner of MEGA Millions’ record shattering 690,580,743 dollar jackpot.
If he were to enter retirement and live economically, budgeting and saving, he’d be set for another 11,040 years (not including tax deductions).
Mitchell N. Muller doubts he’s gonna make it another 2 minutes.
After all, he just won 6 hundred 90 million dollars.
He’s gonna suffocate.
Serves the fucker right.
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11 Dec 2017
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It's just been one of those days. Really, more like one of those weeks.
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04 Dec 2017