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Keith gets an awkward boner over Lance in the showers. He's mortified, but Lance tells him to take care of it - he doesn't mind putting on a show.
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- Part 8 of One-shots from tumblr and twitter (nsfw)
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03 Jan 2026
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Lotor's never jerked off to a porn scene he has to edit before. Never. Till Lance.
Pornstar AU, and Lance is really fucking good at his job.
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- Part 1 of Pornstar AU
- Part 1 of Pornstar AU
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19 Jan 2023
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Keith's Type by AmbitiousSkychild for Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Nov 2017
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“How would anyone notice what anyone else’s type is in the middle of all this?!” Matt demanded, laughing.
“What’s Keith’s type?” Lance blurted out like an idiot.
“It’s… obvious,” Pidge said. “He gets all flustered over shitty puns and most physical comedy. And have you seen the way he stares at Hunk when he’s going on about the mechanics of something? Like how the lions work? I’ve literally seen him blushing when Hunk goes into explanation mode.”
“So, you think he has a crush on Hunk?” Lance squawked.
“No. You bonehead,” Pidge laughed. “I’m saying any dad-joke-telling, klutzoid with good grades has probably got a pretty good shot at Keith.”Or: It figures that after years of getting it hilariously wrong face-to-face, Lance finally gets good at talking to Keith through a screen, which is, like, one of his biggest accomplishments. Then, Pidge makes the comment that Keith has a type, while heavily implying that it's Matt.
But, listen, with everything going on with Voltron, the coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and Coran, Lance isn't going to get distracted worrying about it.
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10 Nov 2022
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It wasn't all that unusual for people to hide their daemons; Merlin, however, seems to be taking it a little far.
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03 Sep 2022
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"If you can’t learn Occlumency, then you can’t become an Auror.”
No. All of this couldn’t be for nothing. Harry hadn’t spent so much time proving himself, proving that he was more than just a famous name for all of this to go to shite. “This can’t be the end.”
"I have someone in mind that could teach you if you are willing, but I can't guarantee he will help, especially considering your... past."
"You don't mean Malfoy, do you?"
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