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    “Why are you taking notes?!” gasped Ilya. He squinted to try to decipher Shane’s writing, but quickly gave up.

    “See, right here, I think we lost momentum here…”

    “Oh my god, Hollander.” Ilya knocked Shane’s pen out of his hand and considered tossing it across the room.

    “I’m not criticizing. I’m analyzing,” Shane said, picking his pen back up.

    “Is worse.”

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    Ilya Rozanov knew better than to make a sex tape with Assistant Captain Shane Hollander. A week later, his husband is sitting on their couch in his slutty little glasses with a notebook full of notes, ready to review their game tape. Captain Rozanov has a few thoughts about that.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    "Glasses off. They are too sexy for school drop-off."

    "Ilya, I can't see without my glasses," said Shane.

    “Is okay. I’ll drive.”

    “No.”

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    Shane gets new glasses that he has to wear all the time. Ilya loses his mind. A day in the life of two retired hockey players, their six-year-old daughter, and the glasses that are ruining Ilya's ability to function like a normal person.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Ilya knew, right from the very moment he met Shane Hollander, that he would never be good enough for him. He’d seemed so…pristine, when they first met. Untouched. And Ilya knew his unclean hands would only dirty him up. He’s always been selfish, though; his father used to tell him that.

    So it’s no surprise, really, that Shane has finally gotten tired of it. Of him, always needing more from Shane than he deserves - always begging for more than he has earned.

    Ilya would leave himself, too, if he could.

    (Or, five time Ilya thought Shane would leave, and one time he knew he wasn’t going anywhere.)

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “Did J.J. try to set you up with that guy?” Hayden asked.

    Shane nodded, then frowned. "Why didn't you, like, discourage him?"

    "That dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden immediately held his hands up as outrage flashed across Shane’s features. “What? I just think you can do better!”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open.

    “For fuck’s sake, Hayden.”

    Hayden laughed as he crossed the room and dropped down onto the bench beside him, nudging Shane’s arm with his elbow.

    “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides-”

    Shane closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “It’s not funny.”

    “Hey,” Hayden said in a conciliatory tone, though there was no real apology in it. “Look. I fucking hate the guy, but if he’s what you want…”

    The words chafed. It felt wrong, all wrong, like someone humoring a bad decision. Like of course Shane could do better, should want better. Like it was obvious.

    Shane saw red.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “You know, I could marry Svetlana,” Ilya said, apropos of nothing.

    Shane looked up from his phone, frowning.

    “To get an American passport,” Ilya went on, casual as anything, like they were talking about travel plans or a trade rumor. Not Shane’s worst nightmare. “It would be like a business agreement. She would do it.”

    “Okay,” Shane said slowly, already hearing the faint crack in his voice. “Sure. A business agreement. But…It’s not like you could just fake it. You’d have to live with her. She would get to come home to you.”

    “Yes, but it would be like roommates,” Ilya said. “We could still be this-” he gestured loosely between them, like that explained everything. “She wouldn’t mind.”

    “She’d be your wife, Ilya.”

    The word was like a lash, even to his own ears.

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    What if the "I could marry Svetlana" scene and Ilya being LOST in the sauce sex scene had a baby? And that baby was angst + comfort + shower sex?

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