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Is It Pretending If I Already Want You? by OhCaptainMyCaptain
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jan 2015
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Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event"
Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide):
STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.
STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.
STEP 3: Panic.
STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.
STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.
STEP 6: Fail miserably.Series
- Part 22 of Stucky Porn Prompt Challenge
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a dragon's claim by henguptodry (zeraiya) for xinrinas
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Nov 2023
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And now this titan of a man holds Dan Heng’s touch on his body. The dragon, almost complete, is already magnificent. It unravels across his right side and surges. With any movement the dragon makes itself known, whether it’s by tail or jaws. It is perfect on him, it is made for him, and now Dan Heng has a piece of himself forever on him.
That thought alone stokes something deep inside his chest - something he’s never felt, and can’t identify. Something burning, something heavy, something primal. Ren may have ruined him, but at least in turn, he’s left some kind of mark on him, forever.
or; Dan Heng is a tattoo artist, Blade is an MMA fighter, and Dan Heng discovers, to his horror, that he might be a slut for Ren
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14 Nov 2025
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cancel all your reservations (no more hesitations) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
19 Jul 2017
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“You’re sending me on a two-man undercover,” Bucky says, helplessly, “staying in a vineyard retreat, alone, with Wilson.”
“Pack your swim trunks,” Daisy adds, “apparently it’s got a hot tub.”
Bucky looks at Sam. Sam looks back at Bucky. Sam’s arms are crossed over his chest, his forearms bare. Bucky carefully doesn’t look at Sam’s forearms, or the way his t-shirt is pulled tight over his shoulders, straining just a little at the seams. Bucky’s not looking at that at all. He makes eye contact, careful to keep his face neutral.
Sam’s eyes are soft and dark. Maybe a little amused. He has very long eyelashes.
Bucky swallows hard.
“Great,” he says. “That’s just— great.”
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10 Oct 2025
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Fluff by MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Aug 2014
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“Dr. Foster, this is a tower full of highly trained soldiers, spies, and geniuses. If we can’t track down and subdue a frith—um, small Asgardian mammal, then nobody can,” Steve says. He tries to look reassuring. It must not be working. She’s still looking around like it might pop out at any moment.
“Frithrkottr,” she says. She takes a deep breath and tucks some errant strands of hair behind her ear. “It’s furry. Kitten-sized.”
“A real cause for panic,” he says, trying to make her smile.
She doesn’t look calmed.
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16 Jun 2025
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With the seriousness outweighing the option to feel tense in Ren's presence, Dan Heng levels his words. “You think the person behind the photos of us was the same person following me, right?”
He scoffs. “Yeah? I’m not stupid.”
“I didn’t insinuate that.” A blood vessel threatens to pop. “And you didn’t tell anyone otherwise of our supposed dating status?”
“Should I have?” Ren asks with disinterest.
Dan Heng shakes his head. “No, we go along with it.”
Now that gets Ren’s attention.
“You want us to fake date.” He deadpans.
Tapping his finger against his thigh, Dan Heng nods in agreement. “I want us to fake date.”
What do you do when under the threat of a stalker? Fake date, of course! Now if only the other person didn't need to be Ren...
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