14 Works by runwithneedles

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    In which Alexios chooses his lot.

    This was a delight to write, and I hope it brings some of the same to the reader. Much love. <3

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    In which Gavros is nervous unnecessarily, Alexios forgets his own name, and Hilarion bites off…a lot, but not more than he can chew. He can chew quite a lot actually.

    This was inspired by @Verecunda’s Frontier Wolf fics, as they are juicy Christmas plums to me in these bad times.

    Illustrations, such as they are, can be found at https://www.tumblr.com/spiritarcher/803044124469116928/heres-hilarion-i-love-his-mouthy-ass

    This is pure unadulterated emotional smut. I love these fools.

    Also let me be really clear that while this particular fic is from Gavros’ perspective and Hilarion is sort of along for the ride as he is wont to be, Alexios and Hilarion are Redneck Married. they get old together hunting and yapping and fucking till they shuffle off this mortal coil ok??? in my heart that’s what happens.

    and Gavros is happily their third when he has the chance.

    i actually extremely want to write Gavros/Hilarion bathhouse blowjob sometime.

    Anyway i digress. Godspeed dear reader.

    *smooches u very gently on the head*

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    Listen man. I’ve seen this movie 3 times in theater and I got another viewing on the calendar. I, like so many, am UNWELL about this film.

    The idea for this came to me on the highway at 6:42am, as if I were remembering a dream.

    This is the first chapter. From my Notes app to you, much love.

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    leetle drabble about Poe and Ben.

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    I have no respect for JJ Abrams or his choices in TROS, although I will allow that some of his choices in TFA are Fine I guess. I am also physically unable to write things without crass jokes in them, so now you know what to expect.

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    Hilarion never did listen to his feelings till at least 6 months after they appear. This time, it works out for him.

    I am not a historian, much less of the Celts or the Romans, but most of the Druid stuff in here is from Peter Beresford Ellis' book "The Druids". Imagine my delight upon learning there were lady Druids.

    I had a wonderful time writing this, and hope to do some sketches to accompany it. I've always wanted to draw Hilarion and Alexios, and Connla is just begging for a feisty portrayal,even though he doesn't really appear here except in implied death.

    Anyway, enjoy and happy Yuletide. :)

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    Hilarion wakes up early, and the sight of his drooling bedfellow makes him.....sentimental??

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    Inspired by this tweet: https://twitter.com/readingtheend/status/1113814731255451650?s=21

    On Tumblr with illustrations here: https://fivefingons.tumblr.com/post/185780930353/i-have-only-known-one-otherwho-could-do-what-you

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    This was brought about by two things. Well, three. The first is that meme about Ant-Man expanding inside Thanos’ ass. The second is the offshoot meme of Ant-Man marinating in hot sauce for maximum impact.

     

    The third thing is my deep and utter disregard for canon, good taste, and jokes that are not complete shit. Pun, as always, intended.

    I apologize for absolutely nothing.

    Eat trash, be free, fuck Disney.

    Hope you enjoy.

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    This is my Tolkien Secret Santa gift for @alikuu. :) Fluff and teasing.

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    This is in response to this tumblr post: http://penny-anna.tumblr.com/post/174574951833/penny-anna-boromir-lives-au-where-instead-of

     

    It is in blatant disagreement with both a great deal of LOTR canon and also common sense in our own world, including but not limited to:

    -where to take a pulse
    -whether or not one could sneak in and out of Minas Tirith. (Highly debatable)
    -whether or not inhabitants of Middle earth say the word “fuck”
    -whether or not anyone could actually sneak up to within 20 feet of Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli without them catching it.
    -whether or not one could survive a fall from a massive waterfall: for precedent we may refer to the many wild exploits of people going over Niagara, and Faramir’s account of seeing Boromir’s funeral canoe go past. So, this one is a maybe.

    Please keep this in mind while reading. Also I cannot resist writing stupid jokes, so this is vastly different in tone from the source material. RIP stylistic consistency.

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    A human perspective on the night before Beowulf kills Grendel, a guard in the mead-hall falling asleep and dreaming of peace and safety.

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    Part one of my Yuletide 2018 installment for fresne: a charming little snapshot of Grendel's relationship with his mother. I kinda just ran with the implications in the text about their demonic/eldritch nature.

    I am not a medievalist so this may be WILDLY off-base, but I had fun writing it.

    I have an illustration or two to add also, hopefully within the week. :)

    Somewhat influenced by the descriptions of draconic intelligence in The Hobbit and Terry Pratchett's books. A cold, ancient sort of intelligence and an almost loveless bond, with less potential for the redemption and forgiveness humans are so fond of in stories.

    The other part is the human perspective, with a little more warmth than this one lol.

    Hope you enjoy!

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    Hal and Flint drink and dream of the future.

    a drabble for my sweet egg son Hal Gates. I wrote it while losing my mind of boredom in a work meeting 9 months ago and only just edited and posted. RIP my efficiency.

    (did the pirates have sake? I did not dig deep enough to find, but I am told the dates check out. )

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