s_rolldown_s_spoon
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Water Unpoured by s_rolldown_s_spoon
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
21 Jan 2024
Tags
Summary
It was alright.
If Hua Cheng's devotion was an ocean and Xie Lian was a cup then it was alright. Hua Cheng would carefully pour his briny water in, supporting endless life but being too salty to drink. Too dangerous. Too damaging. Too much.
He was made out of currents strong enough to carry away other lives and things with it, currents too harsh to safely swim in. The type of currents that come with warning signs, telling you to go away. The type that ensnared only the unluckiest and reckless of them all.
Hua Cheng looked down at where his arms were wrapped around Xie Lian's waist, hyperaware of how they were situated at the top of their marital bed. Xie Lian was resting on Hua Cheng's shoulder. His head was turned into the crook of his neck, His steady breathes fanned the side of His husband's neck. His body slumped and the rhythm of His breaths and sighs slowed. His weight was fully on Hua Cheng now that He had fallen asleep.
Hua Cheng's hands twitched.
-
Tags
Summary
Filipino is my 2nd language I don't speak it a lot outside of when I need to
This is the way better successor to the disastrous attempt at taglish I made in 2022 I think
Wilbur and Quackity play Tong-its. It goes about as well as you'd think.
General knowledge on the basic requirements of tong its is kind of needed to understand the ending. Just look up 'amount of players in tong its'
-
womamen, the sleepy church welcomes you by s_rolldown_s_spoon, slightmalevolence
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Mar 2023
Tags
Summary
dsmp church au crack fic
tommy is a kidnapper , techno is a vigilante , wilbur is a nun, phil is a priest and is also married to the goddess of chaos, tubbo steals ostya from the church every day and ranboo is very overwhelmed so am i
what is this wh jesus fucking christ
i swear that we are very both good writers who have won awards for our proficiency in the english language and have had contributions to student journalism this is just what we choose to do in our free time
-
In a world where everybody hates a happy ending story by s_rolldown_s_spoon
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2022
Tags
Summary
This fic is inspired by the fact that my earliest exposure to the term 'happy ending' was a news headline about the arrest of several spa employees.
Wilbur accidentally makes a sexual innuendo and makes everyone extremely uncomfortable, including himself.
Or, maybe don't get anywhere near a massage parlor with your crush. Especially if you're having a sexuality crisis.
-
Tags
Summary
Tubbo wants Ranboo to know he's loved.
The dialogue is probably ooc I haven't watched a dsmp stream (much less a c!beeduo stream) in several months.
Recent bookmarks
-
Watching Paint Dry by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Shen Jiu paints a wall. Yue Qi watches.
Somehow, this is explicit porn.
Written for the first prompt in the NoNutKinkvember Challenge!
Series
- Part 1 of NoNutKinkvember Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,133
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 106
- Bookmarks:
- 12
- Hits:
- 662
Bookmarked by s_rolldown_s_spoon
14 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Pretty I love it when ppl are able to keep sj's personality even in happier aus/timelines
-
Riches by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
“My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”
“Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.
“A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.
Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”
-
A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,642
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 848
- Kudos:
- 1,317
- Bookmarks:
- 367
- Hits:
- 15,400
Bookmarked by s_rolldown_s_spoon
27 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I love this fic holy shit there's something wrong w both of them which is common knowledge but it's very interesting to see it spun like this!!!! WAHH I love this author's writing sm hehejrhskhfke looking forward to the next installments!!! Gonna bookmark so I won't lose it hehehehehe ok back to working
-
Gustave Daae’s Daughter by Mertens
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom - Susan Kay, The Phantom of the Opera (TV 1990), Phantom - Fandom
09 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
A disfigured man on the edges of society with a good heart, Erik has been Gustave Daae’s closest friend for years. When Gustave realizes his time is almost up after contracting an incurable disease, he leaves his two most prized possessions to his friend—his violin, and his daughter.
Bookmarked by s_rolldown_s_spoon
05 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Oughhhhh oh my god hoohvmy god hell yeah i love this o love this so much bro it's like a telenovela in the best way possible outghhh chapter 45 is rkjmdye yeah I'm going tojump up an dance . Gotta subscribe to this so I can be notified of when it updates but !!!! It's so awesome amazing yes
-
losing my memory, saving my face by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2023
Tags
Summary
Shen Qingqiu is amnesia-wifeplotted into forgetting the last two years of his life. Two years ago happens to be the anniversary of Maigu Ridge.
The solution, of course, is papapa.
(Bingqiu Week Day 1: 2nd Chance)
Series
- Part 1 of bingqiu week 2023
Bookmarked by s_rolldown_s_spoon
14 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Wahhh this is so cool I wish I could read like a dozen more Bingqiu fics set in this sort of setup I love how the logistics of Bingqiu married life and sex work here!! 1000/10 has tons of reread value go read it nowww
-
Let Me Circle Around You (NSFW) by tinynocturnalzoo
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Amir teaches you how to take a compliment the Persian way: through poetry, ta’arof, and a frankly unfair amount of oral skill.
AKA once again I’ve been possessed by the spirit of an object /horny
Series
- Part 5 of TNZ F@&%$ Everything!
Bookmarked by s_rolldown_s_spoon
24 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This is so cool wtf 😭😭😭 10/10 so romantic