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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Airplane is pretty sure he had reasons why cultivators weren't just flying everywhere on their swords all the time. Like, why didn't the eagles just fly the hobbits to Mordor? Cause flying is hard, asshole!

    ...He's pretty good at it, though.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    “Explain what is happening,” Yue Qingyuan said through gritted teeth. “Right. Now.”

    Qi Qingqi released one of Shen Qingqiu’s tightly-bound ankles to make a hasty salute. As she came back up, Yue Qingyuan saw she had a rapidly fading black eye. “Zhangmen-shixiong! We peak lords have reason to believe Shen-Shixiong is possessed!”

    This again?

    Yue Qingyuan’s smile tightened further. “This one is confident that is not the case.”

    The peak lords of Cang Qiong band together to solve the mystery of Shen Qingqiu's strange behavior once and for all, using as many truth-revealing artifacts as it takes to prove their suspicions correct. But Yue Qingyuan is no fool. He would recognize his brother anywhere, even if his brother was no longer able to recognize himself.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.

    And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
    “Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.

    “Again?” Zixuan hiccups.

    Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”

     

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    In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.

    An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    im so much in love with this its amazing and im crying a little but in a good way

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    In extremely rare cases, a cultivator succumbing to their heart demons does not die, but instead becomes a demon themselves.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    we really do love freak4freak in this house

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    Shang Qinghua would have it be known that weird dreams mean nothing to him, he's been stress-dreaming for years, so he didn't expect that day to be different from any other day as head disciple of An Ding Peak! At least not until he was introduced to his fellow scum villain for the first time.

    (Shen Jiu knew it as the day everything finally changed for him.)

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    03 May 2025

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    HHH NNNNNMMGGG MY FUCKING HEART LETS GOOOO