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wing bones touching by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Mo Xuanyu is the hastily legitimized daughter of Jin Guangshan.
Wei Wuxian wakes up in her body the day before her wedding.
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13 Jun 2026
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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- English
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- 9,562
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08 Jun 2026
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dream of a funeral; hear of a marriage by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 May 2020
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The news spread around the cultivation world quickly: Hanguang-jun would take whomever was skilled enough to take the Gusu Jade Token from around his neck as his cultivation partner and spouse.
Ten years later, Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu's body, and he is awfully confused as to why random cultivators keep trying to attack Lan Wangji.
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27 Apr 2026
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I choo-choo-choose you by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jul 2022
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Wei Ying is on a train. Lan Zhan, his long-suffering would-be assassin, finds him.
Completely by coincidence, of course.
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04 Apr 2026
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Work in Tandem by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Aug 2022
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“He smiles too much,” Lan Wangji says, frowning at the pixelated headshot of the instructor. Flippancy is not necessarily forbidden, but it is strongly discouraged, especially when one is a thousand feet above ground instructing the light of someone else’s life.
Lan Sizhui is going for his Sword Flight Licence. Lan Wangji is panicked.
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Divorced Wangxian. Ten years later.
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22 Aug 2023
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Delivered in Silence by DeviyudeThoolika
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2022
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Highly sought after hairstylist!WWX takes on client!LWJ who requires silence, not chatter, during his service.
The attraction is instant, but WWX, determined to make LWJ pay for certain overheard remarks, decides to Deliver it all in Silence.
LWJ is undeterred. A man on a mission. To make Wei Wuxian speak. And of course, to get into his pants. In no particular order.90% of the summary kindly offered by reader, yesmissjane.
OR, more succinctly, HORNY HAIRCUT - offered by reader, @JingyisChikWing
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18 Aug 2023
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No Talk of Milky Thighs by DeviyudeThoolika
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2022
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They had been a med school thing.
A 1st year and a 4th year.
He had thought it a love thing.
Turned out to be a sex thing.Nine years later finds them as,
Hanguang Jun, widower, father of 8-year old Sizhui.
Sizhui, who has taken quite a liking to his new teacher, the venerable Yiling Laozu.
And Yiling Laozu, who realizes that the parent sending complaint letters about him to the school headmaster is none other than his old med school flame.And thus ensues a tale of revenge, misunderstandings, feigned amnesia, arranged marriages, the best kids ever, sibling bonds, golden cores, unexpected pairings, secret plots, Chenqing ...
You know, typical Wangxian.Portions of the above summary have been submitted by several lovely readers.
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17 Aug 2023
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cant wait to forget everything here so i can reread this
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Post Mortem by Cataclysmic_Calamity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2023
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Life is a horror movie sometimes.
You ignore all the warning signs. You end up standing there in the final scene, covered in blood, contemplating your life choices.
Wei Ying is used to that.
But it’s harder when you’re in love with your best friend.
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Oscar darling and GQ's Hottest Buns 2017-20 Wei Wuxian doesn't want to get held up in the coffee line and pays for the guy in front of him. When it turns out that it's the only person in Beijing who doesn't recognise him, Wei Wuxian couldn't be more delighted.
When he accidentally leaves his wallet at home, Lan Wangji, the only classical musician and composer who could actually boast of being famous on a global scale, is ready for the most embarrassing moment of his life. When the man behind him pays for him, he's ready to refuse any and all advances. Until it turns out that he doesn't know who Lan Wangji is.
Or: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are famous. They don't realise this about each other. Cue Lan Wangji desperately trying to be Wei Wuxian's sugar daddy while Wei Wuxian worries that Lan Wangji won't be able to make rent this month.
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- English
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03 Aug 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
didnt know i needed bourgeois wangxian before this
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Conjure Oil For Intimate Attractions and Wealthy Partners by EllaBesmirched (El_Bell)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Jan 2023
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“It doesn’t have to be a romantic partner,” Meng Yao says to Wei Ying. “Unless you want to go find a rich lover while you’re still a virgin, you could always enlist the help of a friend.”
Lan Zhan feels like he’s going to vomit his heart onto the plate of fish and when he sees the look in Lan Huan’s eyes, he does something he hasn't done since they were both small.
He kicks at Lan Huan’s shin as hard as he can, making the table rock when Lan Huan, either in a very lucky coincidence or else sensing Lan Zhan’s intentions, crosses his legs. Ignoring the way the table scoots across the kitchen floor, Lan Huan says with a chuckle, “Hell, Lan Zhan could do it.”
{Wwx wants a sugar daddy and performing a sex ritual seems as good a way as any to encourage the universe to put a hot, rich guy in his path. All he needs now is someone willing to perform the ritual with him; luckily, lxc has an idea.}
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29 Jul 2023
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there's no promised goodbye here by Yuisaki for moonsteps
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Aug 2020
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Jiang Cheng stares at him. “Didn’t you say you broke up five months ago?”
“Yeah.”
“So why do you have a picture of you two kissing taped to your fridge?”
“Because we’re too broke for magnets,” Wei Wuxian explains, then considers that statement. “Well, I’m too broke for magnets. Lan Zhan probably refuses to buy them because he’s trying to have lofty ideas about the moral failings of materialism.”
Wei Wuxian navigates the trials of living with his ex-boyfriend in apartment 1301.
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the earthquake in the room by phnelt for antiphrastic
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Feb 2022
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"Pop some bread in the toaster for me?” Wei Ying asks. Lan Zhan has one, a chrome thing with dials and buttons.
A pause. “This isn’t a relationship,” Lan Zhan says.
Wei Ying blinks. It’s such an incongruous thing to say. At first his brain says, that must be code. It’s almost like listening to two spies talk in a drama. The handler would say something like ‘the duck swims at midnight,’ and the spy would say, ‘purple is the loveliest colour’ and they’d both nod to each other and know that the prime minister was about to be assassinated, or something. That’s all he can think of, at first. Because of course this isn’t a relationship? This was a fun night. So Lan Zhan must be saying this for a reason. There’s some response he’s supposed to make now, but he’s lost the script if he ever had it.
“Okay…” he says. Then it clicks. Lan Zhan means: you should leave.
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Maybe Wei Ying shouldn't have hooked up with his hot neighbour two days into his exchange semester, but everyone makes choices in life.Series
- Part 1 of Lan Zhan vs the Jiang Siblings
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Lans Never Kiss and Tell by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2022
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The gang finds out that everyone has kissed Lan Wangji except for Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian has a meltdown about it and then fixes the problem as quickly and thoroughly as he possibly can.
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Lavender Blue by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Feb 2022
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Lan Zhan isn’t a curious man when it comes to other people's business, but if this person is gonna scream and ruin his quiet moment alone, he wants to see who it is.
He's almost turning back inside, tired of waiting, when the man in red raises his eyes and finds him.
For a second, he is frozen in place. The man catches him red handed, meeting his gaze head-on, and Lan Zhan feels his ears blushing despite his frustration. The man looks confused, and then intrigued. Lan Zhan thinks he will have no problem remembering him tomorrow. He has very… distinguishing features.
When the man’s face turns into a full grin, Lan Zhan turns around and goes back inside.
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Lan Zhan meets an infuriating florist while he's working as the cook in a wedding. Wei Ying is loud, annoying and childish, and Lan Zhan can't wait for the time when this wedding is done so he never has to see him again. Surely, the world isn't so small that they would meet a second time.
Right?(or, the Cook/Florist AU)
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seldom all they seem by Fahye
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2020
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or, one hundred and thirty-three principles of the Gusu Lan, pertaining to the state of marriage
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He bows to Wei Wuxian, sword in hand, sleeves falling properly. Wei Wuxian bows in return, and the sect leaders begin the opening courtesies, and for all of ten minutes Lan Wangji is under the impression that he is betrothed to a boy who is perfectly normal and acceptable apart from an unfortunate tendency to fidget with his clothes.
That impression does not last.
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- Part 1 of Marriage Principles
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09 Jun 2023
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make me whole, make me new by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Nov 2021
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A lap dance, a cat cafe, a bath, exactly in that order.
(or, a year in the life of modern au wangxian lesbians.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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27 May 2023
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a life in your shape by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Aug 2020
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Wei Ying confesses his feelings in the bathroom of a sushi restaurant. Not to who you might initially think, but he gets there in the end.
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26 May 2023
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The (Several) Convenient Kidnappings of the Chief Cultivator by the Yiling Patriarch by misscam
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2019
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“Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.”
“Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?”
“…”
“I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.
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24 May 2023
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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21 May 2023