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Minerva helps Sirius come to terms with his crush on Remus and get over some internalized homophobia passed along by his "lovely" family.
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very very short just felt like writing something stupid story. harry potter is head over heels in love with Draco Malfoy. but there is one problem. did I write this just for the pun? yes, yes I did.
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Lavender Marriage by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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Lex Luthor has sponsored the new wing of the Metropolis Science Museum, and Clark and Bruce both suspect foul play. While in the geology exhibit, they discover an unknown strand of kryptonite, which cripples Clark almost immediately. Bruce drags him away, but just as they're catching their breath, a mysterious gunman fires on Clark from the shadows, piercing his heart with a bullet, specially made from Luthor's new find.
Bruce gets Clark to a safe house and manages to extract the bullet, but not before saving Clark from its strange effects. When he wakes up, Clark recognizes Bruce. But not as his caped companion, or a fellow member of the League. They aren't competitors, allies, or even just friends.
According to Clark, Bruce Wayne is his husband.
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- Part 1 of Lavender Husbands
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21 Mar 2026
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it's my party (and i'll drunkenly confess to my best friend if i want to) by asininemind
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2022
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Unfortunately, the facts of the matter were this:
a) Sirius Black was not bent, and b) even if he was, Remus Lupin was the last person on the planet he’d want to snog.
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Remus Lupin may have spent his last three birthdays in love with Sirius Black, but this year will be different - this year he has a plan to finally get over Sirius once and for all.
Now all Remus has to do is get disgustingly drunk first.
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25 Nov 2022
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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19 Oct 2022