17 Works by saintbleeding
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Three weeks well-spent.
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If the secret to comedy is timing, the secret to tragedy must be really, really bad timing.
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On the factual particulars of the death of Mrs Blackwood by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Mar 2025
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Accounts and primary sources taken direct from subjects.
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Ruminations on mortality, hair care, and ginger tea, taken direct from subject(s) following a conflagration at Great Yarmouth House of Wax.
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Martin certainly doesn't mean to stumble across a freshly-post-Buried Jon trying to untangle his hair, but when he does, it would be a bit rude not to try to help, right?
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Telephone transcripts #0171506 - #0170107 by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Aug 2023
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It's not as though there's anybody else Jon would prefer to be calling when he touches down in Beijing, and time zones are tricky, so how was he supposed to remember it's three in the morning in London?
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and we are full of stories to be told by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jun 2023
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Stop me if you've heard this one: the Antichrist and his plus one walk into a tube station.
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the chances of finding ourselves home by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Mar 2023
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And there was only one bed (derogatory).
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Jon has a neck wound and Martin has hands and first aid supplies, are you honestly expecting them not to do anything about it?
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appropriately human towards one another by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Oct 2022
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What happens in Vegas categorically does not stay there.
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Maybe Tim going into the alleyway where he knows Jon's having a smoke the night before the Unknowing is a really bad idea. Maybe he does it anyway. Maybe he's not completely certain why.
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true, you'll never beat, but you'll never break by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Sep 2022
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After Jon falls asleep on the Monaco stag weekend, Martin experiences Thoughts and Emotions and doesn't particularly care for the experience.
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- Part 2 of i do spy some marks of love
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a halting sonnet of his own pure brain by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Sep 2022
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Long before Jon and Martin got married (and divorced) (and married again) they met. Horrible social humiliation ensued.
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- Part 1 of i do spy some marks of love
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In the midst of his coma, Jon does what he can to see Martin and reassure him. It doesn't go very well.
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neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor well by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jul 2022
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Have you heard the one where post-divorce Jon and Martin find themselves in a wedding-based romcom?
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Client notes 2018/01/30 SIMS, J. by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Apr 2022
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A written transcript of the practitioner's session with one Mr Jonathan Sims, who has presented citing a great many problems.
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Client notes 2017/10/15, BLACKWOOD, M.K. by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Mar 2022
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A written transcript of the practitioner's first full session with Mr Martin Blackwood, following a brief initial phone consultation. Mr Blackwood has presented citing recent acute work-related stressors.
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