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Bill is bored with his new life working at the Mystery Shack, but if there's one thing that will always excite him, that thing is Stanford Pines.
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The Three Times Bill Put Ford To Bed Over the Last 30 Years by RWilliams
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
09 Aug 2024
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All members of the Pines family have an innate ambition and hunger. They all were susceptible to need blindness. This skill came in handy when saving the world or protecting each other, but served as a weakness for themselves. Ford was no exception. For one reason or another, despite how both of their feelings change, Bill takes issue with Ford’s martyrdom and coaxes him to bed.
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- Part 1 of Qeb Bqbokxi Jrpb xka Xrqelo
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28 Jun 2026
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Bill Cipher gets everything he ever wanted, including (especially) a “marriage” to his favorite human.
Ford and Stan disagree about where to go from here.
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28 Jun 2026
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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When humans in a relationship are having problems, their solution to fixing things is to create a child.
And so, that is just what Bill does.
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Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.
In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.
Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?Alternatively:
The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
https://www.tumblr.com/sapphosscribe**CURRENTLY ON HIATUS! Chapters will resume at the beginning of August. See you all real soon….**
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- Part 1 of A Human Condition Verse
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Bookmarked by salaster
21 Jun 2026
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The moment Gaster set his eyes on you when you first appeared in that Core, it was love. Love at first sight.
He does all he can to see you again. To create a connection with you. To be with you. To have a life with you.
All those feelings.......and you don't even know he exists. You just bought Undertale and installed the game. Unaware that your moment of purchase and installation created a temporary appearance in the world of Undertale. Though W.D. Gaster was the only one present to see you at the time.
He thinks he was chosen to be your love. You were just interested in playing the new indie game that was released recently that you heard about online.
You don't know what your presence did to Gaster. How you impacted the story, at least in the game you own.
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The story starts with Undertale and continues on with the story of Deltarune, but it will be a while until then.
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20 Jun 2026
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04 Dec 2025