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Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
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18 Apr 2024
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“If you can get her to sleep and keep her that way, you are a godsend.”
Fred briefly paused to write a few words, 'For your sake, I will try.'
“You’re perfect, man, you know that?” Tubbo yawned. He didn’t register the way his comment caused Fred to stumble and mess up the pattern of Sunny’s braid.
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Tubbo is a new father dealing with the struggles of single parenthood. Luckily, his next door neighbor seems pretty keen to butt into his life.
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13 Jan 2024
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“So you’re familiar with the gods.”
Tubbo barked out a harsh laugh at this. “Familiar? Familiar doesn’t begin to cover it, bud.” He raked his hands through his hair again, and began to pace in front of his chests. “The gods are fucking bastards, okay? They’ll lie to you to make your life a living hell. They’ll trick you into marrying them and then use that as an excuse to never fucking leave you alone-”
“Wait, marry them?” Fit asked.
“Yeah! They’ll trick you into marriage if you’re not fucking careful!” Tubbo exclaimed, his green-blue eyes blown wide.
Fit considered this for a moment. “You know, I’m just gonna hazard a guess here and say that you’re speaking from personal experience on this one.”
At this, Tubbo groaned and dragged his hands down his face. Fit shared a look with Sunny, who seemed just as confused as he was.
or, coming from 2b2t, Fit thought there wasn't much that could surprise him anymore. Then he learns about the gods.
or or, since Tommy won't let go of the marriage bit I add him to the godly spouse pantheon
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- Part 6 of up next on quesadilla island
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12 Jan 2024
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Phil will say that he’s rambunctious, and he might be right, but with Tubbo being one of the more excitable people on the island, it is so very transparent when a bit of it all has been chipped off.
Or: Tubbo is having a bad time and people notice and people care
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- Part 3 of hatt's q!tubbo works
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30 Dec 2023
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“Wherefore art thou, Romeo?” Tubbo calls upwards, kicking the beige siding of the house.
The window stays firmly shut. Tubbo narrows his eyes at it.
“One last fucking chance, Romeo,” Tubbo says, and hoists the rock baseball-style behind his head.
The window snaps up so fast the glass wheezes in protest. Ranboo pokes his head out, eyes wild.
“Knock!” he screeches. “At the front door! Like a normal - like a normal freaking person!”
Tubbo laughs.
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A day in the life of Tubbo, in which he is eighteen years old and everything is fine.
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- Part 3 of suburbia
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28 Dec 2023