sara_saland
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A Trouble Magnet by sara_saland
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Movies (Illumination Movies)
15 Jul 2026
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To join Princess Peach on a quest to save his brother, Mario must first prove himself by conquering her grueling Training Circuit. However, the obstacle course quickly exposes a deeply embarrassing and highly sensitive physical weakness.
As the trials escalate from spinning bars to mechanical plants, Mario's courage is pushed to its limits. Can the brave plumber survive his painful training and earn his place at the princess's side?
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Becoming Wednesday by sara_saland
Fandoms: American (US) Actor RPF, Wednesday (TV 2022) RPF, Wednesday (TV 2022)
01 Mar 2026
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Jenna Ortega receives the script for Wednesday's third season and realizes the show has turned far more violent and aggressive, with Wednesday unleashing brutal low blows in scene after scene.
Determined to capture the character's cold, unrelenting cruelty, she dives headfirst into method acting—demanding during filming that the male actors ditch their groin cups entirely, to ensure genuine reactions and total realism in every strike.
Gradually, the boundary between actress and character dissolves: Jenna becomes more and more like Wednesday, embracing her icy detachment, indifference to others' suffering, and sadistic precision—both on camera and off.
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During a reconnaissance mission on an uncharted planet, the Enterprise crew—Captain Pike, Spock, La'An, Chapel, M'Benga, and Ortegas—makes first contact with three strikingly advanced female aliens from a species that roams the galaxy studying biological vulnerabilities in males.
Fascinated by the recurring fragility of testicles across countless species, the aliens transport the group to their ship for a tightly controlled experiment designed to measure pain thresholds, resilience, and physiological responses in an inescapable scientific setting.
Faced with a conditional promise of freedom, the team is forced to confront not only extreme physical agony, but also the tangled emotional and ethical dynamics that emerge among colleagues trapped in such a distorted, humiliating power imbalance.
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The Low-Blow Rally by sara_saland
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Mario Tennis (Video Games)
28 Feb 2026
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What begins as a friendly doubles match—Peach and Mario versus Daisy and Luigi—quickly spirals out of control when a perfectly placed shot to Mario’s groin ignites a full-blown war of retaliation. Peach and Daisy show no mercy—from that moment on, the plumbers' balls become the target, and the tennis court turns into the ultimate arena for painfully low blows.
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The Vengeful Booette by sara_saland
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Luigi's Mansion (Video Games)
25 Feb 2026
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Luigi, Daisy, and their teenage daughter Lily move into a beautiful suburban home, dreaming of a peaceful new beginning. But before long, Luigi begins suffering a series of bizarre and excruciating “accidents”—each one aimed squarely at his testicles.
Convinced the house is haunted by a vengeful entity with a very specific obsession, he sets out to uncover the truth… while his family finds his daily torment far more amusing than terrifying.