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Obi-Wan Kenobi, sometimes known as Ben Ohnaka, returns to Mandalore at last from his 90 day sojourn to Jedha with Jaster Mereel and a few choice other Mandalorians, plus one dual citizen of Mandalore and Alderaan. Some Jedi and a few vintners have already arrived. Some Jedi and a few pirates have yet to arrive.
Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 8 of (You're Welcome!)
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One fine day on shore leave, Hondo Ohnaka’s Second-in-Command Boris is so desirous of a decent lay he goes and pays for one. And then, in honor of his adopted son (Ben Ohnaka, sometimes called Obi-Wan Kenobi, but not by anyone in the Ohnaka Gang) (whom he coparents with his Captain), he decides to rescue the obviously enslaved Stewjoni pleasure worker and steal a few fine trinkets on his way out. He is a pirate after all, and he does like stealing pretty things.
This story exists in the universe of (You’re Welcome!), wherein Pirate King of the Outer Rim Hondo Ohnaka saves the galaxy, or at least is prepared to take credit for it, and directly after the applicable scene in chapter ten of ‘Interlude: And A Partridge In A Galaxy Far, Far Away’. For context, go ahead and read Boris’ scene in chapter ten, first.
Aaaand… we now have recursive interludes.
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- Part 10 of (You're Welcome!)
- Part 5 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
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Dear Vokara: Home Is Where The Bes'karta Is by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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When the Galaxy fails to come to a shattering end after the revelations in the last chapters of ‘Dear Vokara: A Series of Fortunate Events’, life goes on, instead. New marriages find their feet. New adoptions discover their place. The rescued are slowly resuscitated. Friends gather and the fallen are remembered, always remembered. And life has that odd and endearing quality of being both beautiful and horrible; all at once hilarious, ridiculous, and comfortably boring.
In the midst of all of this, Vokara Che has fully gotten her groove back and is discovering what a new life based on joy and following the will of the Force really looks like, Plo Koon shows up with Feemor and company in tow, and all of our dear, beautiful characters discover a new place that *could* be home.
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- Part 8 of Dear Vokara
- Part 1 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
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Interlude: And A Partridge In A Galaxy Far, Far Away by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Please do imagine the Muppets and Jon Denver singing this. It’s better that way.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sare Liz gave to me, Twelve Climbing Foundlings, An Eleven Item Care Package, Ten Flat Surfaces, Nine Fallen Jedi, Eight Jedi Masters, Seven Kyber Crystals, Six Strange Surprises, FIVE! BEST! FRIENDS!, Four Moments of Discernment, Three Disparate Fathers, Two Courting Lovers, and a Banthashit Apology IN SPACE!
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- Part 9 of (You're Welcome!)
- Part 4 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Falls, but this isn’t the ending one might imagine. Quite the opposite. Now that he’s in something of a grey area, the pan-galactic Sith block on Jedi hearing the Light Side of the Force clearly doesn’t apply to him.
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- Part 3 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
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Merry Christmas.
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This is the one where Obi-Wan is picked up by the Ohnaka Gang at Bandomeer and thinks, 'pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer... PIRATE!'
And Obi-Wan still saves the galaxy. But naturally, Pirate King Hondo Ohnaka takes the credit.
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Vokara Che is a no-nonsense, hard-working, high-achieving, ultra-competent Master Healer, and she spends all day, every day listening to the Force.
And one day the Force tells her to scream at Master Yoda and slam a door in his face.
So she does.
And then she consults with an expert, records a holo message, writes a letter, and sends it to a Mandalorian mercenary company, because that is what the Force told her to do. And she really doesn't give a flying kriff what the High Council has to say about that, because this is about patient care, dammit.
Vokara gains two patients at peace, a priceless necklace, a humorous penpal, and a legacy that will change the galaxy forever.
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In one version of the galaxy, a book had a rather bland name, 'The Mandalorian and The Jedi' and it didn't sell well.
In another timeline, they changed the name to 'The Mandalorian's Dilemma' and it changed everything.
This is a little substory inspired by that furor and it is, in fact, about a Mandalorian, and a Jedi; Ossan b'Mureyon and Jon Antilles, in fact.
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Sometimes the Force throws you back in time to fix your galaxy. And sometimes, when it's not *quite* satisfied with your level of work, it throws you back again.
And again.
And again.
But it gives you more help each time, as obviously you need it.
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Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies by shadydave
Fandom: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Welcome to Night Vale
20 Oct 2018
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Bookmarked by sareliz
12 Dec 2025
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His Master liked to say that Vader was born in fire on Mustafar. But Ekkreth was born in the desert.
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- Part 1 of Double Agent Vader
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“You know if you stare any longer you’re going to be drooling.”
Obi-Wan ignored Quin as he looked down at his phone, focusing intently on it as he changed his music to something with a quicker beat as he jabbed his thumb at the button to turn up the speed on his treadmill, ignoring the heat in his cheeks as Quin stared at him with a knowing look.
“He’s like fifty, Obes,” Quin informed him—as if Obi-Wan wasn’t aware that the man was definitely older than he was—and Obi-Wan huffed.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Obi-Wan muttered, “And also, he’s forty-two.”
Obi-Wan knows that it's rude to stare when people are just trying to work out—and God knows that he's judged others harshly for doing the very same to him before he'd found himself in an expensive building with its own gym—but there's something about the man that the office had dubbed 'hot divorcee' that makes something stir in Obi-Wan's gut.
Something that he definitely shouldn't follow, no matter how tempting it is.
Which works, until it doesn't.
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The Betting Pool by ironhoshi
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Mar 2021
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“Ten credits,” Boil randomly said while leaning back in his chair.
“For what,” Cody asked. He didn’t even bother looking up from his datapad.
“Ten credits says the General is gonna marry the Prime,” Boil explained patiently, rather like he was talking to a Cadet. Cody blinked, looked up from his datapad, and just sort of froze. Every single one of the vod’e was now looking at him with unbridled glee.
“I see that ten,” Waxer blurted out. “And say twenty it will be during a battle!”
Cody wasn’t sure what was happening, but it wasn’t good.
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Bookmarked by sareliz
02 Nov 2025
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It's the night of lights in the jedi temple
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