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    A series of unrelated Clint Barton/Phil Coulson one-shots, written for Kinktober 2022 and largely inspired by various Smut4Smut 2022 freeform tags.

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    Their jobs might not be as flashy as the STRIKE teams' or as glamorous as Hawkeye's and Black Widow's, but SHIELD relies on them all the same.

    A collection of unrelated stories involving SHIELD Medical and SHIELD Internal Operations.

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    He glances down to the word ‘LOVE’ at the bottom. It’s too loud, too harshly written. Alex doesn’t feel harsh or loud. He feels a lot, so much it’s overwhelming sometimes, but the edges are soft, not hard. There’s a glow around it, something hazy and barely tinted gold, and Alex feels like if he could reach out and put his hands near it, they would warm up like they used to when he stood in front of the old brick fireplace back home.

    He glances at ‘LOVE’ and then loops back around to ‘HENRY’.

    Maybe, Alex thinks, hands shaking, they’re one in the same. Whatever the fuck that means.

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    When June gets sick, Alex knows he'll do whatever it takes to make sure she gets the care that she needs. Even if that means convincing his nemesis/sexuality-crisis-inducing/clandestine hook-up partner/somewhat of an actual friend to pretend to be his soulmate in order to pull it off. It's both more and less complicated than it sounds.

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    07 May 2025

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    Henry ends his relationship with Alex in Texas at twenty-one years old.

    At forty, Alex's heartbreak is just another relic from the past that he left behind. He's made a name for himself, steadily dismantling the system that never truly welcomed him from the foxhole of a critically-acclaimed late night news show. He's not living his happily-ever-after, maybe, but he's doing work that matters, and he's content with what he's got.

    At forty-one, Henry finally decides to abdicate. There's only one person who he trusts to break the story.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Alex has never heard about anyone’s vision being sexual. It’s always just mundane domestic shit, but the increasingly loud and frantic sounds coming from the bed are saying otherwise. The soft noises his soulmate’s making are going straight to his dick, a visceral need that he’s never felt for anyone before burning through his body. The ache that’s forming in his pants finally pushes past his embarrassment at essentially being cucked by himself (does this even count as being cucked?).

    Soulmate AU where you can be blessed with a future vision of yourself and your soulmate. Alex's vision turns out to be... a little out of the ordinary.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    Soulmate Dreams

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    Alex wants to watch his hot boyfriend get himself off.

    And who is Henry to say no to that?

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    27 May 2025

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    "—Do you ever think about it? If I hadn't come to the wedding, or been such a dick—or if my mom wasn't president. All of this might've never happened. Our lives could be completely different, H. Like, if a few people in Texas voted differently 20 years ago, we would've never met."

    "Maybe it might have gone a little differently," Henry hums back to his husband. "But I'd like to think you'd still have found me, darling."

    6 (+1) moments across time where Alex Claremont-Diaz and Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, despite the varying circumstances, found each other and fell in love.

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    05 May 2025

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    Mini-hiatorical AUs!! So cute