13 Works by scorpini

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  1. Unfixable Borderline Devotion by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    07 Jan 2026

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    It is not about Josuke or Yasuho. It is about Joshu’s borderline devotion to everyone naive enough to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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    English
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    1,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    62

  2. dirty deeds done by cheap medicine by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    30 Jun 2025

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    post to events of "the bizarre eternity of a phantom limb”, joshuu and yasuho decide to seek professional help. dr.tomoki leads them to take a distinguished medicine, which must be consumed within a ritual.

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    English
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    6,007
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    273

  3. The mighty duck from ASSC by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    06 May 2025

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    Sometimes, you find yourself thinking about your Sociology classmate.

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    English
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    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    49

  4. Walking Electra Heart by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    14 Apr 2025

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    How could a girl as beautiful as Hato still not have a boyfriend?

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    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    84

  5. Infernum nimis bureaucratic by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    05 Apr 2025

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    Kelly is tired of dying. She makes a pact with her mother-in-law to stop reincarnating every morning.

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    English
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    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76

  6. Scene, scroscio by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    05 Apr 2025

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    Despite her own psychic dysfunctions and limitations, Yoshino Kira still couldn't deny the blatant madness of that woman.
    So unpredictably interesting.

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    English
    Words:
    3,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    172

  7. Trivia On by

    Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics), Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002)  

    08 Mar 2025

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    After years of countless jokes and shame regarding the fake videotape incident, Josh finally finds a torrent file for the one and only, most original 'Sexy Sirens of Sci-Fi and Horror Revealed: Volume X.'
    He is ready to brag about it to his friends, but with Pete in custody and Jerry traveling with Mandi, Bill serve as the only witness to his pride.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,932

  8. Bois Don't Cry by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    07 Jan 2025

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    Joshu, while planning a surprise for his girlfriend Yasuho, discovered he was being cheated on.
    In each chapter, choose between two options to determine how he will deal with her betrayal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,130
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    352

  9. Koniemon’s new friend by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    05 Jan 2024

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    Joshuu and Josuke break an AirFryer on cleaning Saturday and are forced to spend the afternoon in detention, anywhere but home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,600
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    214

  10. Tomatoes and melons by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    18 Aug 2023

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    Jobin pays his three siblings (and Kei) to organize a dynamic lesson for Tsurugi, who is currently struggling with his grades. Somehow, the situation ends with Joshuu 'screwing around'.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,240
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    394

  11. the bizarre eternity of a phantom limb by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    08 Dec 2022

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    josuke, yasuho and joshu keep stealing things from each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    236

  12. Bad Taste by

    Fandoms: Babylon 5 (TV 1993), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  

    05 Nov 2022

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    During a brief visit to the space station of Deep Space Nine, Quark gets to meet G’kar and Londo gets to meet Odo. But at the end of the day, none of these meetings go right... for opposite reasons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227

  13. beach heat by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    29 Sep 2022

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    joshu and josuke reconcile due to the one thing they have in common: a husky, fresh sexual urge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    966

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