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    Foggy meets Sally in a grocery store, sees the three bottles of food coloring in her cart, and listens to her talk about how much her son loves it for about ten minutes before he decides he's in love. About four months later, Natasha drops by the Jacksons' apartment to take her first close look at the child that heralds the realization of the Great Prophecy.

    He looks small, for the end of the world.

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    14 May 2026

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    "Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"

    "No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."

    Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."

    "You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."

    Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.

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    Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Paul is like… eighty percent sure that some of Percy’s so-called "quests" are all one big hoax. He isn’t able to prove it until he goes to Taco Bell at three in the morning.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    My version of a Percy Jackson re-write.

    Disclaimer: All rights belong to (obviously) Rick Riordan. I don't claim to own any of this except the events divergent from canon ❤️

    The Inevitable Masqueraded as Accidental (The Lightning Thief) ✔️ Complete

    When the Oracle Remembered (Rachel Interlude) ✔️ Complete

    Songs the Sea will Never Forget (The Sea of Monsters) ✔️ Complete

    An Empire Made of Heartbreak (The Titan's Curse) ✔️ Complete

    The Lives Taken for Granted (Hazel Interlude) ✔️ Complete

    Wicked Walls Whispering in the Dark (The Battle of the Labyrinth) ✔️ Complete

    The Flame Beneath the Skin (Leo Interlude) ✔️ Complete

    Memories of a Broken Prophecy (The Last Olympian) ✔️ Complete

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    17 Mar 2026