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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Ilya: fucking killed it today fuck the nomads the power of gay love wins

    Ilya: stanley cup is ours boys

    Troy: I don’t know if that’s the message…

    Ilya: ah so your homophobic you hate gay people troy??

    Wyatt: lets not bring homophobic barrett back please I already lived through it once

    Troy: ...

    Troy: also ilya its you’re*

    Ilya: I will place a curse on your bloodline Barrett

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    Ilya and Shane on the same team is a fucking death sentence and no one will be winning the Stanley cup until they retire so some players start to believe that maybe just maybe gay sex is what makes them so good at hockey...

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]

    Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!

    Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview? 

    Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.

    Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.

     

     

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me.

    Bood: I’m sorry…what?

    Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you?
    Hayes: Shane Hollander.
    Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you?

    Barrett: The Shane Hollander who started a charity with you and named it after your mother?

    Bood: The Shane Hollander who just generally puts up with you and seems mostly happy about it?

    Ilya: It does boggle the mind.
    Ilya: But yes, I’m almost certain of it.

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    06 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    The Centaurs have a surprise for their out players for their next pride night game.

    Set after The Long Game, it's the first pride night game Shane and Ilya get to celebrate being out, married, and on the same team!

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    04 Mar 2026