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    Batman's PR is at an all-time low due to a sudden onslaught of negative posts centred around him. People are clamouring for his removal from the Justice League. Batman doesn't care about the comments but Gotham is indignant on their knight's behalf. The JL comes to his defence and speaks on his behalf with their whole chest. The internet decided that Batman must have bewitched the JL and cancel him even more. Batman still does not care.

    An unknown someone posts three photos of Batman. They are the first clear photos of the vigilante that the world has ever seen. Suddenly, public opinion has been reversed and the only word on everyone's collective mind is: DADDY

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    “Alfred, remember when you said I needed friends my own age, not to be boring like Bruce, and to live my own life?”

    He didn't like the tone Master Dick was using. Alfred knew that tone very well, and had learned that it was the prelude to trouble.

    He put down the rag he was using to clean up, and asked, "Do you finally have a friend who isn't a vigilante?"

    The smile that the young master made was bright – trouble, big trouble – and he took a few steps to the side, showing Alfred a boy perhaps around seven years old, very thin and with sunken eyes, who was looking at him with distrust.

    “No, better. I found a little brother!"

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    "Dick…who is that?" Bruce asked, as he heard Alfred behind him coughing, probably to suppress the laughter.

    "It's a baby."

    "I see it, Dick. But who is he?"

    "Timmy. My baby brother."

    Oh, my. That wasn't in the parenting books Alfred had given him.

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    “Why are you doing this? "

    Red Robin looked at him from above the Riddler, "What?"

    “Help us. You don't want to be here. We could help you get back to your time. "

    "No. I have to be here. One week to go. "

    "A week for what?" he asked, in frustration.

    “You told us you're here to avoid the worst moment in Batman's life, the one that will almost drive him crazy and shit like that. You didn't tell us what it will be, though. "

    "You don't need to know."

    Jason snorted, “Don't need to know? We're talking about what will turn Batman from a semi-decent parenting figure into a total bastard. Of course, it is necessary."

    "For your good, you better not know."

     

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    There's a new vigilante in Gotham, and he's from the future. Jason doesn't know what to think of Red Robin, but nobody should look so sad.

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    Jason didn't know how to hold a baby. He was what, two years? Jason wasn't sure, the baby was so fucking small. Was he undernourished?

    The only consolation was that even Goldie had no idea what he was doing.

    “You're holding him badly,” Jason told him.

    "Have you ever held a baby in your arms?" Dick asked, panicked.

    “No, but sure you don't have to hold them under your arms. You will hurt him. "

    "I'm sorry, but I'm doing my best to ..."

    The baby sobbed. Dick and Jason froze, terrified. The little boy rubbed his eyes with his fists, but in addition to the noise from before, he was keeping the tears to himself. It wasn't normal.

    " What do we do?" he asked him in a panic. The brat wasn't going into a rage but he was sick and Jason hated when kids were sick.

    "Um ..."

    "Dickhead, say something!"

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    It was supposed to be Dick's first patrol with Bruce. Neither of them expected an intruder into the cave. A very small intruder ...

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