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In which Mel and Frank find each other in every single universe, for better or worse.
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“We think this may be a..”, Princess lowered her voice even further, “-huh..my boyfriend who lives in Canada situation.”
“I don’t follow,” Samira said dubiously.
“no one has seen the guy around-,
“-says they don’t have any pictures together because he is private,” Princess continues, looking at her meaningfully.
“Oh. Oh my God, you think she is making it up?” Her voice goes way over this conversation's acceptable volume.
Cassie winces.
“I don’t think she meant to do it”, she explains.
“Chad came up again, so we started talking about relationships and Mel got roped into it. I think she wanted to get us off her back but when Santos doubled down, I guess she felt like she had to save face..?”
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Mel has a boyfriend. A boyfriend who is 6’2, cooks her salmon dinners and bought her a white gold sweetheart necklace. Mel’s boyfriend loves her sister, runs marathons and drives an Audi.
Too bad no one at PTMC has ever heard his name or seen pictures nor spotted them together anywhere in Pittsburgh proper.
Oh, by the way, he is a doctor too.
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Frank would love to give the motherfucker who decided to host SAEM in Phoenix this year (in fucking August) a piece of his mind.
He would also love to hold Mel’s hand in the street, kiss her knuckles individually and lick ice cream from her tits.
Instead he was stuck with Dennis Whitaker.
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The thing is, Frank would come over right away, no matter the time, nature or seriousness of the situation, for no other reason than the unbridled satisfaction of taking care of her; making her life easier in a tangible way with a practical result, albeit small.
However, if Mel feels better rewarding him with a treat or two while summoning him to do her bidding, who is he to deny her?
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Mel starts trading nudes for services; Frank learns a lot about minor household repairs.
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Mel smiles, swimming in and out of consciousness, delighted by the noises of Frank moving around her space.
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It was probably a good thing that no one assumed that Mel and Frank could possibly be dating. They had agreed to keep it a secret, after all.
But, come on. Not one rumor? Really?
It was starting to piss Frank off.
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07 Apr 2026
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He’s also afraid he’s been too obvious about it. About the crush he’s had on Mel since he returned a year ago. Everything had felt so new that first day back, like the world was opening itself up to him for the first time again. New and scary and overwhelming, and right in the center of it was Mel, anchoring him, he anchoring her. And ever since, Frank thinks he’s been halfway in love with her, through divorce finalization and sobriety milestones, and now this.
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06 Apr 2026
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Of all the plans Robby made for his three-month sabbatical, he never expected to end up on his own doorstep, trying to break into his own house.
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02 Apr 2026
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Mel King was a creature of habit.
There was a specific sort of choreography to her life beyond the chaos of the Emergency Department. A carefully controlled routine, a color-coded calendar, a rigid set of rituals that kept her grounded enough to keep showing up day after day, to keep on doing the work that was required of her to save lives.
Everything was going fine for Mel. Her personal life was predictable, unexciting, and perfectly fulfilling, thank you very much.
Enter Frank Langdon, agent of chaos.
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29 Mar 2026
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For a man with a name as long as his, it is a strange but true fact that Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch didn't actually have a nickname until he was six years old.
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Robby has always been a man of many names.
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27 Mar 2026