5 Works by selfimmolation
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In which Mel and Frank find each other in every single universe, for better or worse.
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“We think this may be a..”, Princess lowered her voice even further, “-huh..my boyfriend who lives in Canada situation.”
“I don’t follow,” Samira said dubiously.
“no one has seen the guy around-,
“-says they don’t have any pictures together because he is private,” Princess continues, looking at her meaningfully.
“Oh. Oh my God, you think she is making it up?” Her voice goes way over this conversation's acceptable volume.
Cassie winces.
“I don’t think she meant to do it”, she explains.
“Chad came up again, so we started talking about relationships and Mel got roped into it. I think she wanted to get us off her back but when Santos doubled down, I guess she felt like she had to save face..?”
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Mel has a boyfriend. A boyfriend who is 6’2, cooks her salmon dinners and bought her a white gold sweetheart necklace. Mel’s boyfriend loves her sister, runs marathons and drives an Audi.
Too bad no one at PTMC has ever heard his name or seen pictures nor spotted them together anywhere in Pittsburgh proper.
Oh, by the way, he is a doctor too.
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Frank would love to give the motherfucker who decided to host SAEM in Phoenix this year (in fucking August) a piece of his mind.
He would also love to hold Mel’s hand in the street, kiss her knuckles individually and lick ice cream from her tits.
Instead he was stuck with Dennis Whitaker.
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The thing is, Frank would come over right away, no matter the time, nature or seriousness of the situation, for no other reason than the unbridled satisfaction of taking care of her; making her life easier in a tangible way with a practical result, albeit small.
However, if Mel feels better rewarding him with a treat or two while summoning him to do her bidding, who is he to deny her?
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Mel starts trading nudes for services; Frank learns a lot about minor household repairs.
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Mel smiles, swimming in and out of consciousness, delighted by the noises of Frank moving around her space.