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to form a lineage by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Pure Vanilla noticed. Like he noticed every other thing with Shadow Milk. He’d smile to himself, secretly spying on his lover, who told invigorating stories to the little ones by the fountain. Pure Vanilla also noticed the longing. The way Shadow Milk’s eyes seemed to dull when they left, that subdued smile still clinging to his lips.
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Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla try for a baby
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- Part 2 of equilibriCUM
- Part 3 of equilibrium
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the news by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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“I’m pregnant.” The words felt wrong on his tongue, like something unnatural; a secret that should have been kept.
Too bad Pure Vanilla was already jumping for joy.
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- Part 4 of equilibrium
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trust by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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“Would you trust someone else to do this?” Another finger added. “Or this?” A thumb on his oversensitive clit. Shadow Milk screamed.
“Tell me, Shadow Milk,” Pure Vanilla continued, thumb rubbing circles in time with the movement of his fingers. “Who else would you trust enough to submit to?”
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Shadow Milk learns to be vulnerable.
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- Part 1 of equilibriCUM
- Part 2 of equilibrium
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perfect to admire by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Oct 2025
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Pure Vanilla had attained a new hobby. He had never been particularly interested in the arts, admiring them from afar, but never trying to analyse them with intent. His blindness tended to make such things difficult. However, he came to learn that art was not just an image, or a sculpture.
It was a cookie.
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Pure Vanilla is obsessed with Shadow Milk’s pregnancy.
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- Part 3 of equilibriCUM
- Part 5 of equilibrium
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me, myself and… him? by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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Hoisting his staff taller, he jolted open the door to see—
Quite the sight to behold.
Yes, Shadow Milk was defiling himself with another partner. But not just any partner. She was… another version of himself.
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pure vanilla gets freaky with TWO shadow milks
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- Part 1 of as amorous as ancient greece
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equilibrium by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare, the9mousai
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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equilibrium
• a state in which two opposing forces or influences are balancedOR
Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla come together at last
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equilibriCUM by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Smut oneshots from my AU, "equilibrium"
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as amorous as ancient greece by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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CRK smutshots
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Toying with Pure Vanilla Cookie was one of Shadow Milk's greatest pleasures. What better way to do so than through poisoning his dreams, now that he lay within his reach in the Spire of Deceit?
It's easy for him to get swept away, however, and even easier for the Truthless Recluse to catch him off-guard.
Bookmarked by sir_william_shakespeare
18 Apr 2025
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can you, scotland, save me? (crucify my cravings) by rainchu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Jul 2025
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Toga and Uraraka were stuck, really. Stuck in love, stuck in a system that wouldn’t let a hero and a villain be together- Toga was wondering why she even was a villain, anymore. Leaving the League wasn’t something that was going to happen, though, so she was stuck.
Until a certain winged Pro Hero who also found himself stuck in a shitty situation offered her a way out. Both of them a way out.
Or, Hawks adopts Toga because she’s helplessly in love with Uraraka, and they all have to learn how to adjust to their new lives.
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02 Aug 2023
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Unexpected by disasterblonde
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Apr 2022
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Hawks navigates what it’s like being the No. 2 pro Hero while single handedly raising his daughter.
Being a trans single Dad in while juggling a full time Hero career is challenging. Especially in a world filled with Heroes and Villains. Hawks daughter Mika is his entire world. His rhyme of reason.
The center of his life. He’d do anything for her and especially to protect her.
Things get tricky for Hawks when a familiar Villain
with haunting blue eyes just shows up on his doorstep unannounced one evening.
Now not only does Hawks have to navigate his career and growing daughter who starts questioning life more; but Dabi, as they seem to start spending more and more time together.- Language:
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Bookmarked by sir_william_shakespeare
27 Dec 2022