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“So?” Scott says.
“So?” Stiles sputters, kicking his shoes into the corner and locking the front door behind him. He’d whipped out his phone the second he’d pulled up to the house, and miracle among miracles, Scott actually answered. Of course, he’s not so pleased about that now. “My dad thinks Derek and I are dating, Scott. Did you miss that part?”
The asshole actually has the audacity to laugh. As if this is somehow hilarious to him. Worst best friend ever. “No, I didn’t.”
“This is not funny, Scott.”
“Yeah, it actually kind of is, though.”
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"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."
(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the
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01 Aug 2025
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When Stiles gets thrown into the bank vault about twenty minutes after him, Derek isn’t even surprised.
As it turns out, neither is Stiles.
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18 Mar 2025
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(give me a second to) forget i ever really meant it by delusionaltogether (Whyyyyy)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Feb 2024
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“Any of it.” Will shrugs, embarrassed. “I don’t know how to ask someone out, or how to act on a date, or how to- kiss, or anything like that.”
“Oh.” Mike’s expression clears, and he grins. “Well, like I said, you’re a catch, so I don’t think you’d need to worry about putting people off or something. And all of that stuff is way easier than it sounds, seriously.”
Will makes a face. “That can’t be true.”
“I’m serious!” Mike says, laughing a little. “Here, we can practice.” He shifts on the bed, arranging his legs beneath him and sitting up a little straighter, running a casual hand through his hair. “Pretend I’m a guy you like.”
Practice makes perfect, especially when the person you're practicing with is your best friend.
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06 Jan 2025
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what are you doing new year's eve? by wayward_sherlock
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2024
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Before he can think twice, Mike’s typing out and sending a message, then throwing his phone on the bed and walking away while he shakes his hands out. He’s suddenly full of nervous energy, thrumming through his veins, and he’s terrified and anxious and - and thrilled, all at once, and he’s feeling so much that he doesn’t know what to do with it.
He hears his phone vibrate twice in reply and punches one of his pillows, just for good measure.
His heart is beating like he just skydived from space, or something equally as adrenaline-inducing, and he’s a little embarrassed that his body is reacting this way to a boy, but at the same time he’s losing his mind and Will seems to be reciprocating, so what does he care? They’re losing their minds together.mike and will are stuck in the talking stage and mike's really very normal about it. he's also normal about trying to find a way to hang out with will over the holidays.
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