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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “No,” he says, smiling gently, like he doesn't know how irritating he's being. “Is my room first, da? You should speak with front desk.”

    Hollander stares at him.

    And then he starts to laugh.

    You ask the front desk,” he shoots back, in between his odd wheezes. Ilya's heart starts to pound in double time, because this is not—this cannot be Shane Hollander playing bed chicken with him. Their competitiveness is fierce, to be certain, but surely, Hollander would be the bigger person, no? “This is my fucking room, Rozanov. Wild horses couldn't drag me away.”

    OR: Ilya's apartment is under construction. Shane's in town for a game. It'd be a shame if they somehow had the same hotel room.

    [or, or: we need some more goddamn 'there was only one bed' out here.]

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “I will not share,” Ilya continued conversationally, and at this, Shane and Hayden both turned to stare at him. “But, because I am a generous guy, I will let you watch.”

    Or: During a visit to the cabin, Hayden learns that his crush on Shane isn't as secret as he thought.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    "We should talk," Shane finally says, looking up to see Ilya standing in a far-off corner of the living room. When Ilya hears his voice, he looks up at him, studying Shane for a second before humming. Shane feels his bravado deflate, and he looks back down at the floor. "Or not. It's okay. I know you needed space. I can sleep in the spare bedroom, and I'll leave tomorrow morning."

    The silence between them is thick, charged with the things they want to say and the ghost of what they said before. Ilya moves just a little closer to Shane and clears his throat.

    "Is that… is that what you want?" Ilya asks softly, and Shane looks back at him, completely quiet for a moment before shaking his head. Relief settles for a moment, then hope, there's a chance, an opening.

    "No."

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    Or, set right after their fight in the long game, shane doesn't make it far before he needs to see Ilya again and get a chance to explain.

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    08 Feb 2026