smolmenace
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Kageyama helps Hinata pick out a present for their Karasuno Christmas party while also keeping his feelings a secret. It'd be easier if Hinata wasn't making it so hard!
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Kageyama and Hinata decide to make their present for Suga-san themselves. Disaster, hilarity, cursing, and glue ensues.
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Kageyama is at a loss as to what present he should get for Tsukishima Kei. I mean, come on, that guy is so snarky and bitter, will anything really make him happy? Well, Kageyama's in it for a little Christmas surprise...
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“This is Penelope. She moved into the house across the way. She’s allergic to nuts, but she has her EpiPen.”
Five times Bridgertons decide to stop eating nuts, and the time Colin realizes he’d given them up a long time ago.
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02 Feb 2026
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That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
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In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
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15 Sep 2023
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“ I believe the mortals have a word to describe this situation. They call it ‘later-life crisis’. It is where older mortals seek thrills to feel young at heart, most often by purchasing the latest sports car and by dating someone significantly younger and very good-looking.”
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"Average Person Gets Kidnapped 3 Times A Year" Factoid Actually Just Statistical Error by ohshiddlesticks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2022
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"Midoriya Izuku just sort of assumed that everyone else got kidnapped at least once a year, and his once-or-twice-a-month ordeals were just a little bit more than normal."
Bakugou gets kidnapped, and Izuku is surprised that nobody else knows what to do. It's a normal childhood occurrence, right?
Translation in Russian by Mortirti!Series
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18 Dec 2025
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Rudo has always had troubles sleeping, terrible sleep schedule, probably has insomnia, the pain in his hands keeps him awake most nights. No matter what, it’s just hard for him to get to sleep, mind always thinking without pause. It’s always something, even Regto wasn’t fully able to help him overcome it.
He still slept, don’t get him wrong, but even then it wasn’t a good sleep. He knew it’d probably go away on its own, plus he has to worry about getting stronger first so his sleeping can get pushed to the back burner for now.
That was until Riyo had come up to him one day, explaining that she had the best sleep of her life since she snuggled with Eishia.
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5 times Rudo crawls into his two fathers bed and 1 time they crawl into his!
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13 Dec 2025
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limited vision by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Nov 2024
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“This wouldn’t be a problem if you accepted my friend request.” Yuuji pouts.
“Yuuji-kun,” Gojou says, tone all infinite patience. “How could I know that the random teenage boy trying to friend me on social media was my time-traveling student?”
Yuuji rolls his eyes. “Because you’re Gojou-sensei.”
It’s hard not to be a little charmed.
OR: yuuji travels back in time. he’s not especially good at it, depending who you ask.
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10 Nov 2025