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    Thorin realizes he has gained weight since moving to the Shire, and tries to hide it from Bilbo out of shame and uncertainty of whether it will damage their relationship.

    Of course Bilbo finds out and, far from disappointed, he’s fairly certain he’s never been so turned on in his life.

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    11 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Erebor is reclaimed and its people restored. The years have been good to the King Under the Mountain, who, in absence of the intense stress that has plagued him for most of his life, has found his waistline widening.

    Bilbo, regardless of whatever Thorin might think, is very pleased by this turn of events, and takes the opportunity an insecure moment provides to tell him so.

    With great vigor.

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    11 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Jon and Martin settle into a nice, domestic routine in their retirement. After everything they've survived, Jon thinks it's beyond well-deserved.

    It just turns out that there's still a lot he doesn't know about himself. Like, perhaps...how he might have a thing for Martin's size.

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    21 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    After what has been named the scandal of the century, Lady Julia Vane knows three things to be true:
    (a) Gods, kings, princes, and peers believing you are ruined matters far more than if you actually are.
    (b) Love is an emotion that only benefits men, and is therefore best avoided.
    (c) But, perhaps, it is only right for a ruined lady to explore the pleasures only available to the hard of heart.

    By contrast, the Marquis de Roquefort knows exactly one thing:
    (a) The beautiful lady in blue absolutely must be his.

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    21 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Hey. *grabs your shoulders*. Trans!Jon, stealth/passing but only able to properly start T after becoming head archivist, has a massive appetite increase because of it (one that only gets worse on upping his dose). Was scrawny to begin with, obviously not so big on sport or exercise, and the weight just… piles on."

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    21 Jun 2025