Gifts for somnolentblue
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[Podfic] Universal Truths by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 May 2023
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For the DGHDA Big Bang 2017.
“...Very long story short, until yesterday, it hailed as my greatest case: one of deception, danger, double-crosses, and an all-round perversion of high emotion and - dare I say it - romance…”
What do horses, robots, time-travel, false identities, alternate universes, flagrant homosexuality and the University of Cambridge have in common? Probably not much, but it's all Todd Brotzman has to work with after he falls through a hole in space and time, arriving at St. Cedd’s College for the first day of Svlad Cjelli (not yet notoriously known as Dirk Gently). There's a case to be solved, but it refuses to start. For both Todd and Svlad, and Dirk and Farah, events unfold in exactly the way you'd expect at Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
(This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 1. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels, the Dirk Gently 2010 TV Series, the Dirk Gently Comics "The Salmon of Doubt" and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but none of that is needed to understand the work.)
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- Part 9 of podficcer's favorites
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[Podfic] put that baby back where it came from, or so help me by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2021
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“I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”
“Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”
“Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”
“Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.
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A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels...overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.
Podfic of put that baby back where it came from, or so help me by reptilianraven.
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[Podfic] On Egyptian Rivers of Some Renown by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2021
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Dirk Gently was not cute.
Dirk Gently was a goddamn menace, traipsing around in his seemingly endless array of technicolor jackets with his neat side part, twee exuberance shining out through his wide eyes like a guiding beacon, summoning all the bizarre terrors of the world to his person. There was probably something poetic in there about the gravitational pull of weirdness, but Todd didn’t write sad songs about strange people anymore and even if he did, he certainly wouldn’t be writing one about Dirk Gently. Who was not, for the record, cute.
Podfic of On Egyptian Rivers of Some Renown by ThrillingDetectiveTales.
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[podfic] Eyes Fixed On the Sun by reena_jenkins for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
07 Apr 2021
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The parts of the lightsaber line up perfectly. The memories that accompany them do not.
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[podfic] replaced the fine mind behind your face by reena_jenkins for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
24 Jan 2021
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The first time she heard Canderous speak Mando'a on the Hawk, she turned around and just about put her utility knife through his throat.
It was a totally unconscious reaction, completely irrational, and she was sorry the millisecond the knife left her hand. She had some luck; the knife had horrible fucking balance and she wasn't the type to practice with throwing knives anyway when a good blaster would do. As a result, it thudded into the wall of the main hold about six inches from his face, leaving the room frozen.
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What the hammer, what the chain by whetherwoman for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles
17 Dec 2019
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Silas and Dom spend a lazy Saturday reading and fucking. Mostly fucking.
Title from William Blake because of course it is.
Mind the tags.
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[Podfic] The One Where They Adopt a Selkie by Hananobira for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 May 2018
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"That's a kid," Stiles said.
Derek growled. "It's a selkie."
"It's a selkie kid," Stiles pointed out, because really, they did not need to be arguing semantics right now. "Do selkies just go around leaving their kids sleeping in caves on the beach?"
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[podfic] I'm Setting the Standard for Living a Dream by reena_jenkins, skoosiepants for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Dec 2015
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Derek is scowling at the camera, Henley unbuttoned. He looks sleep-mussed and unamused and there are two fuzzy balls of floof cradled in his arms. One is pawing at Derek’s mouth, the other is asleep in the curve of his elbow. Both are stripy orange and fluffy-furred with pink noses and pink beans, they are so super cute it makes Stiles’s eyes water a little.
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For Reference by inelegantly (Lir) for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Libraries (Anthropomorfic)
19 Dec 2015
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A Book Weight meets a lot of interesting books in her time. None of them stick with her as long as she'd like — but it turns out, books don't stick with much of anybody for long. They always have new stories to tell, new patrons to be with, and who's a lowly Book Weight to fight with that?
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[Podfic] Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York City by AshesandGhost for somnolentblue
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
16 Mar 2014
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Steve and Tony accidentally start a national do-gooders association and fall in love.
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A Traveller's Guide to Venice by Quillori for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Paintings - Colette Calascione, Inspired by Art - Fandom, Original Work
22 Dec 2013
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A selection from the Venice chapters of that most useful tome, The World Described - Your most reliable companion abroad! Containing a comprehensive description of all major kingdoms, states, republics and principalities: their manners, customs and curiosities, as well as observations by the author.
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She is a part of me.
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The Secret Life of Catalogs by Estirose for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Libraries (Anthropomorfic)
16 Dec 2013
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Sometimes the catalogs chat.
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Logistics of a Three-Person Make-Out Session by scintilla10 for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Leverage
10 Jan 2013
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"Are there any books in here about sex, d'you think?" Parker asked.
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The World in a Grain of Sand by Nestra for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
20 Dec 2012
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"I want to know . . . not just believe . . . that the world is round." --Katherine Brooke, Anne of Windy Poplars
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- Part 12 of Yuletide Stories
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Gallery of Sinister Perspectives (the broad strokes remix) by pyrebi for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Supernatural
16 Apr 2012
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They say art imitates life. With hell drawing ever closer, Sam and Dean are willing to test that theory.
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Long Shadows and Gunpowder Eyes by fictorium for somnolentblue
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
23 Dec 2011
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Emma is found with Graham's body and thrown into jail. Which, naturally, is when the Mayor decides to pay her a visit.
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Why should we care that we're common?
Buttercup helps her rescuers recuperate.