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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Such a tease,” Oluransi says softly. He hasn’t bothered to get dressed. “Get over here, Birkholtz.”
    “Thought you were kicking me out,” he says, but he sits on the bed and leans down and kisses him until I should go, you’re right you should go, no really I have to go. 
    Holster says, “See you on the ice,” and Oluransi throws a pillow at him. He catches it, grinning. It smells like the cocoa butter he saw in the bathroom.
    “If you can keep up,” Oluransi says. His smile is a challenge Holster wants to meet.
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    Holsom AU wherein Holster goes to Samwell & Ransom goes to Harvard & they hookup during tourneys. Mildly smutty, mostly emotions, POV alternating

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  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Bitty first hears the hammering on his shop door at precisely 5:17 in the morning on an already-warm Thursday in July.

    He’s content to ignore it—the dough he’s kneading won’t shape itself into sandwich rolls, after all—but it proves to be remarkably persistent. Precisely six minutes of knocking later, he hears someone yell, “Come on, I know you start baking at four in the morning! Let us in!”

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    “Call me Jim. I’ve heard a lot about you in the last hour. Is it true that you’ve suggested looking into the Terran botanical process for oxygen production as a model for mechanical air recycling?”

    Spock lifts one perfect brow. “That is not generally the first question I am asked by people aware of my work.”

    “Jim and air have a history,” Uhura says, and Jim could strangle her until he sees something change in Spock’s gorgeous, gorgeous eyes about it.

    “Air and I are on perfectly fine terms.” He self-consciously touches the mouthpiece of his breather, which is in its magnet holster at his hip just like it always has been, to really punctuate what a massive liar he is.

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  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Merlin.”

    His hair, his eyes, his smile. Merlin knew it all by heart, but still it took him by surprise. It— the wonder, the love, the ache— crowded everything else out.

    “Arthur,” he returned, and could not help but smile.

    His name had always sounded like a smile.

    “Hū lange slēp ic?”

    Merlin froze.

     

    Or, Arthur comes home— but what does it mean to come home, when the word for home has changed?

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