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“Hey. What’s your name?” Jaemin asked, crossing his arms.
“I really don’t think you should be the one asking the questions, given you’re the one that just appeared in my backyard with no explanation," Yangyang commented mildly. "That having been said, it's Yangyang. Now if you'll excuse me, I’m going to try and find my roommate, because I think I might actually be having a psychotic break.”
(Or; Yangyang finds an ancient CD in his attic that, when he plays it, summons a group of undead indie boyband members. He's already dealing with a rat infestation, a major he hates, and upcoming midterms. He really doesn't have any time for Na Jaemin, with his sharp smile and freakishly good looks – but it doesn't seem like Jaemin's interested in leaving him alone anytime soon.)
(Don't tell him, but Yangyang might be okay with that.)
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Haechan and Jaemin’s best friends are getting married. As best men, they have to spend a lot of time together, which is a problem because they can’t stand each other. And worse, they’re both pining after their respective grooms.
Their shared secret will bring them closer than they ever wanted to be.
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In a fit of desperation, because Mark knows he can’t ask any of his friends for advice lest he submit to a lifetime of ridicule, Mark opens an incognito tab on his laptop and begins writing.
why do i suck at sex
Neo House of Pleasure
Looking to become the best version of yourself? Need help on the way? Book a session with a professional.or: Mark sucks at sex and decides it's time for a change. His stay at Neo House leads to a series of self-discoveries.
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11 Nov 2024
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“Taehyung,” he begins, “are you jealous of the puppies?”
“I –“ Taehyung cuts off, knowing how ridiculous this sounds. A giggle spills from Jimin’s lips and he kisses Taehyung again. “Don’t laugh at me,” Taehyung whines.
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Taehyung loves when his boyfriend stops in during lunch, taking time out of his day to visit. But Jimin is always distracted by the puppies at the café. It's silly, Taehyung knows it is, but he wants to be Jimin's only good boy.
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26 Oct 2024
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ten's vampire boyfriends take in another human. as a result ten realises he's got some issues to solve.
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- Part 1 of taste sampling
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12 Oct 2024
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As long as they’ve known each other, Jaemin has always spoiled Chenle. Whatever was Jaemin’s was Chenle’s, too. That included her first serious boyfriend, Jeno.
So when Jaemin asks Chenle to dogsit for her – Jeno is needing some attention tonight and I’ve got a work thing, are you free? – Chenle is more than happy to oblige.
“Puppy, I’m home!” she calls as she enters the code to Jaemin and Jeno’s place.
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09 Sep 2024
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“Why don’t you come say hello?” Johnny suggests, holding out a hand. Jaemin takes it, surprisingly, and the two of them walk down the stairs and over to Jaehyun and Jeno. The latter perks up, snow-white ears pricking the air as he looks wide-eyed at Jaemin. “Jeno, this is Jaemin.”
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07 Sep 2024
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Yangyang goes through some changes while Ten is away.
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26 Aug 2024
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Johnny and Ten are getting married.
Mark knew that, but something about holding the invitation in his hands made his heart sting.
Something sharp and burning searing right through his chest.Bookmarked by speedlimit
23 Aug 2024
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Bluebell Tea; or, the Unconventional Marriage of Jeong Jaehyun and Kim Doyoung
Immortal Jaehyun is equal parts amused and enamored by the murderous attempts of his husband, professional black widow(er) Doyoung.
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23 Aug 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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18 Aug 2024
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taeyong thinks johnny and mark's relationship isn't normal.
some call it unhealthy.
mark calls it love.
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15 Aug 2024
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“That’s right, hyung,” Kai says, with a smile that’s so obviously forced and fake it could belong on a barbie doll. “We are very close friends and I’ve never harboured any sort of romantic feelings for you. My love is so entirely platonic, and I’m not projecting onto any of the BL characters in shows that we watch together. In fact, just to add, I’ve never thought of kissing you while we snuggle in my bed to watch something together, and the light hits your face at just the right angles, or you pout at something on screen.”
A long silence follows.
“Exactly,” Soobin says with an oblivious smile. “Glad we established that!”
Alternatively: Soobin is straight, and a huge fan of BL. Nothing else to see here!
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11 Aug 2024
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Yoongi's undoubtedly the best blowjob Seokjin's ever had. But he's also the best date Seokjin's ever had, with his deadpan yet absurd sense of humor and his insistence on holding Seokjin's hand and his sweet, endearing attentiveness. He took Seokjin fishing, for heaven’s sake, and it was still somehow delightful. Seokjin cares deeply about Yoongi, and he's tired of his dates with Yoongi ending in his soul getting sucked out of his dick while Yoongi waves off his offers to reciprocate.
OR: Yoongi has a tiny dick, and Seokjin goes understandably feral for it.
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- Part 7 of requests and swaps
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09 Jul 2024
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“Markie’s such a good boy,” Yuta had said, fingers idly playing with the strands of his hair. “But he absolutely sucks at sucking dick, right, baby?” Mark had giggled and shrugged his shoulders, hiding his face against Yuta’s shoulder.
“Oh, I used to be like that too,” Taeyong had piped up, as if there were nothing he’d rather do than talk about his own skills, “but Johnny trained me to take him so well, right? I’m really good now.”
“He is,” Johnny had laughed, patting Taeyong’s thigh where he was perched on his lap. “We could try it too if you want, Mark.”
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29 Jun 2024
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Public Bookmark 171
Mystery Work
Part of sneaky rewrites
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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26 Jun 2024
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Jeno doesn't think it's that big of a deal that he's an alpha moving into an apartment with four other omegas. Sure, living with them poses its own unique challenges like the pesky little fact that he may be falling in love with one of his roommates but it's nothing Jeno can't handle!
That is, until they all go into heat at the same time and Jeno's the only one around that can lend them all a helping hand.- Language:
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28 May 2024
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hendery's characterization was straight up bonkers and i cannot tell if i liked it or not but overall this story was so funny and a great read
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nakajima atsushi feeding program by setosdarkness for Peach_Chan, koroshiya
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Aug 2019
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It’s not surprising that Atsushi’s meager income means that most of his meals are cheap, unhealthy ones. What’s surprising is that it’s Akutagawa who apparently has Strong Objections about this.
[or: the one where akutagawa buys a lot of food for atsushi because he’s not about to defeat a jinko who’s not in his best condition, okay?]
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29 Apr 2024
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Mark accidentally joins a cult, gets murdered (and engaged), falls in love, then saves the world. Exactly in that order.
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28 Apr 2024
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i sincerly never expected to cry so hard i was just in it for tentacles 😭😭😭 like full on sobbing
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There are states between being born a human and being born a hybrid. Most of them are subtle annoyances at worst. To Johnny, stray hybrid genes meant an extraordinarily good nose that picked up on emotions with ease - and a terrifying rash on the skin of whoever dared touching him.
When he turns over a new leaf far away from home, nestled into the roots of repurposed skyscrapers and relics of a metropolis way past its prime, he gets entangled with two strangers who each hold their own burdens.
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26 Jan 2024