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    Feemor saves a random Mandalorian and earns himself the position of Jedi watchman for the sector. Now if only the mandos would stop hunting him so that he can investigate this terrorist cell in peace.

    Jaster really wants to talk to the jedi who slapped the darksaber into his hands before running off. Now if only the haat'ade could track him down.

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    The complete guide of Percy Jackson’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries at the end from monsters who have faced the menace that is the spawn of Poseidon in the past and seeking to pass on their advice and wisdom to the next foolhardy generation of demigod killers.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: It shouldn't be this hard to off one demigod.

    (EDIT) Minotaur: Look on the brightside, he won't be alive forever.

    (EDIT) Polybotes: So long as I'm the one who gets to finish him in the end, it matters not to me.

    (EDIT) Tartarus: So naive.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: What is that supposed to mean?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Well?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Heeellllloooo

    (EDIT) Hyperion: .......

     

    **Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Percy's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 22**

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    Izuku's quirk is simple, it tells him exactly what he needs to do.
    It tells him to grab an umbrella and that afternoon it rains unexpectedly. It tells him to bring cash and it turns out the card reader is out of order.
    His quirk tells him to rob a bank.
    Well, why not?
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    Does the name All for One mean anything to Izuku? Nope.
    Will he tear down the empire of a powerful villain who has been terrorizing Japan for over a century anyway? Sure.

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    14 Sep 2024

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    Unable to accept the aftermath of the war, Harry decides to travel back in time to become the parent Tom Riddle obviously should have had. Except that things don't go as planned and Harry finds himself part of a game with hidden rules, trying to survive while raising a boy whose understanding of family has nothing to do with love.

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    27 Jul 2024

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    Kronos was a really interesting God, in Percy’s opinion. He was a Titan God who had killed his dad to take over, then ruled for a long time and created the Golden Age... before he ate his kids and they got revenge by cutting him up. Percy related to him though, not on the eating his kids part, but the part where Kronos murdered his own dad.
    Percy very much wished he could murder Gabe. Kronos probably had loads of ideas for killing horrible (step)parents. And people prayed to Gods for help all the time, why not for help with murder?
    Or: Percy starts worshipping Kronos as a kid, hoping for some advice on how to off Gabe. Kronos is happy to assist.

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    13 May 2024