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sweet like sugar on my tongue by squidbatts for wrathmatician
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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The copse appeared suddenly overnight: one evening there was a collection of standing stones dedicated to the Sugar Plum Fairy, then the sun rose and instead there were coumarin-sweet trees dripping with bright red flowers. As head of the Marauders and Saccharina's right-hand woman, Gooey planned to check it out. As Lord Commander and leader of Candia’s general military populace, Theobald thought it would be a good idea for him to accompany her.
Or: a standard trip becomes considerably less so
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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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Jean and Kim have lunch together and have a talk about Harry.
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
23 Apr 2026
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The fifth morning in the Whirling, and the second morning of the man in the wig pretending not to stare at you as you walk down the stairs, you decide you need to know who he is.
(For the good of the case, of course.)
Bookmarked by squidbatts
23 Apr 2026
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weave our dreams upon and listen by westigan (westx)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
03 Mar 2023
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“Well, Mr. JV41-1704.0930, what do you have to say for yourself?”
“Talking to the corpse, are you?” Judit stands behind Jean, where he’s squatting on his ankles, staring down at the body.
“At least he’s not answering me.”
“If only. That’d make our jobs much easier.”
Bookmarked by squidbatts
22 Apr 2026
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Jean is a professional. He respects Kitsuragi immensely. And above all else he's a man in his mid-30s. There is no reality where he and Shitkid are currently employing puppy dog eyes on the Lieutenant. That is definitely not what is happening here.
The moment drags, and Jean thinks Kim's unflappable composure will win out, but then the Lieutenant sighs, a world weary sound, “Ah, fuck it. Let's take the case, detectives.”
Bookmarked by squidbatts
21 Apr 2026
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THE CASE OF THE MISSING SATELLITE-OFFICER by fighterofthenightman
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Murdle (Video Game)
02 Dec 2023
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Mack sighed and approached his and Chester’s shared desk. On the way to the precinct he had been expecting territorial tension between the two of them. But this was worse: a whole lot of big fat nothing.
Except Chester had stopped by. Lying on the desk was an envelope that hadn’t been there before. It said TO MACK in Chester’s loopy handwriting.
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Murdle is a new logic puzzle taking Revachol by storm. Can it mend the fractured friendship of Chester McLaine and Mack Torson?
Bookmarked by squidbatts
19 Apr 2026