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sweet like sugar on my tongue by squidbatts for wrathmatician
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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The copse appeared suddenly overnight: one evening there was a collection of standing stones dedicated to the Sugar Plum Fairy, then the sun rose and instead there were coumarin-sweet trees dripping with bright red flowers. As head of the Marauders and Saccharina's right-hand woman, Gooey planned to check it out. As Lord Commander and leader of Candia’s general military populace, Theobald thought it would be a good idea for him to accompany her.
Or: a standard trip becomes considerably less so
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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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THE CASE OF THE MISSING SATELLITE-OFFICER by fighterofthenightman
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Murdle (Video Game)
02 Dec 2023
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Mack sighed and approached his and Chester’s shared desk. On the way to the precinct he had been expecting territorial tension between the two of them. But this was worse: a whole lot of big fat nothing.
Except Chester had stopped by. Lying on the desk was an envelope that hadn’t been there before. It said TO MACK in Chester’s loopy handwriting.
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Murdle is a new logic puzzle taking Revachol by storm. Can it mend the fractured friendship of Chester McLaine and Mack Torson?
Bookmarked by squidbatts
19 Apr 2026
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“You're fucking insane,” Jean says, laying on your couch. His hips are up on the armrest and he stares toward the ceiling, his head in the divot of your usual spot. The radio drones in the background with whatever station Jean decided to pick. It's mellow, but gentle instead of sad.
You sit on the floor, like you often do when you're drunk. Or high. Or drunk and high, like now with the fading effects of pyrholidon chased by cheap beer and tequila Jean grabbed on his way.
“You're fucking crazy,” you respond. The words are distant.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
17 Apr 2026
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Harry is losing at Suzerainity, very badly, for a third time. He comes up with a non-standard strategy to not be losing any more. Chapter 1 as Harry experiences it, Chapter 2 as Kim does.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
16 Apr 2026
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the taste of thick smoke // a fountain pen // a broken bottle // puddles underneath hydrogen light
Memories of the once-legendary Vicquemare-Du Bois partnership, told in both perspectives.
Podfic by Sybillius here!
Bookmarked by squidbatts
14 Apr 2026
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- “Where am I? Where are you, huh?!”
- “Look man, I’m not doing anything bad, least of all drugs! I could be doing many drugs, but instead I’ve done zero drugs all day, even though I would really really like to. Being sober sucks, actually! Which I would know, as I am. Sober, that is. So how about you hop off my dick?”
- "Hey Jean, do you know how to clean an apartment?”
- Hang up.
Those are your options, huh. A bead of sweat drips down your face.
Well. In for a centim, in for a real.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
14 Apr 2026