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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom: Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom: Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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they're all just speaking tongues by officiallydumb for pbjamas
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Dec 2022
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Shouto struggles with how the world sees him.
Hawks has a little insight.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
03 Dec 2025
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the truth is a cave by officiallydumb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jul 2022
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Sometimes you burn the hand that reaches out.
Hurt Hawks Week Day 1: "Did you think I actually liked you?"
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03 Dec 2025
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let him eat cake by officiallydumb, twilip for pbjamas
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2022
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Hawks has had a lot of different birthday celebrations throughout the years.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
03 Dec 2025
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Dinner for Four by officiallydumb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Aug 2022
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Heroes are supposed to put themselves last. The Top Three know this well.
And Toshinori? Well, he knows the toll it takes.
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01 Dec 2025
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Guess I'll Go Eat Worms by pbjamas
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Dec 2020
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
30 Nov 2025