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Tequila and Taco Bell by squidishere
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Apr 2026
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After wallowing in self-induced isolation, Troy gets a phone call from his drunk boyfriend. One eventful car ride later, Troy finds himself enjoying a meal with a very happy, very drunk Harris, wondering how he got so lucky.
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The one where Troy Barret tries Taco Bell.
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Love at Last Clause by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger needs a new job.
Malfoy Enterprises plans to provide her the role of Chief Counsel.
A textfic based on Two Weeks Notice.
* A Dramione Textfic*
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How to Become a Sugar Daddy in 10 Days by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2026
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A charity Quidditch match leaves Hermione Granger in need of a sponsor. Draco Malfoy is ready and eager to take on the role after a bit of convincing from his best mate, Theo Nott.
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The One Where a mischievous Theo convinces Draco the roles of a Sugar Daddy and a sponsor are practically synonymous. To Hermione's (initial) horror, Draco Malfoy takes his role as her "sponsor" a little too seriously.
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"Fine." Hermione huffs and crosses her arms. "Kiss."
Four eyes bore into her.
"I'm sorry?" Harry sputters.
"You heard me. Kiss."
Harry's breathing accelerates. Draco's jaw tenses, the muscles flexing so tight she's sure it's uncomfortable.
"That's the problem, right? You want Draco." Her hand waves from Harry to Draco. "And you want Harry." She waves it back the other direction. "So have at it."
"Hermione, that's not—" Harry sets his drink down on the coffee table.
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Hermione has a newfound mission— get her two best friends, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, together. When she auctions off their time and wins (with the intention of trapping the two alone), her prize becomes more than she bargained for (in the best way).
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She peers up at him with slow blinking eyes. "If you were nice, you'd offer me your bed."
"I'm not nice." She's invading his space again, filling it with a waft of her intoxicating, alluring sweet aroma. He hates that he can feel his tense muscles relax under her fog. "But you know we can always share," he adds with the slightest hint of a smirk.
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The one where Draco Malfoy arrives back at the safe house injured and defeated, and Hermione can't resist broken things.
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Curry Chips and Pink Lips by magicalsydney (squidishere) for Dizzle00
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
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Blaise enlists Hermione’s help in getting their idiot friends together. Hermione never backs down from a challenge.
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The one where Harry Potter's secretly in love with Draco Malfoy, and his past antics of gaining the blond's attention have fallen on deaf ears. Suddenly, Harry finds himself in far too many situations in which the universe (read Hermione Granger) is pushing the two wizards together.
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Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic, spends one night at The Dark Arts' annual Halloween masquerade and has an unforgettable encounter with an unforgettable (but unidentifiable) man.
Auror Teddy Lupin is back in London after his advanced training kept him overseas for years.
Could there be any correlation between the two?
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After sending her daughter off to Hogwarts, Hermione hopes to drink her sorrows away. Instead, Draco Malfoy joins her, and their pity party soon turns into a simple suggestion of sex with an intent that’s not so simple— let’s have a baby.
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The one where Hermione and Draco want more babies.
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Hermione Granger is a workaholic who, according to her best friend needs a girls trip away in Italy.
Her best friend, Ginny Zabini, also happens to be a compulsive meddler.
Draco Malfoy is a divorcee who spends too much time in the kitchen.
His best friend, Blaise Zabini hires him for his private chef services in Italy.
Summer sun in the Italian countryside might just be what Hermione and Draco needs to bring them together.
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Draco Malfoy's Unforgettable Birthday by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy has one birthday wish— a blow job from Harry Potter. Hermione Granger, the good wife that she is, makes it happen.
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The one where Harry Potter gives Draco Malfoy an unforgettable blow job (don't worry, Hermione is there too).
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Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter were riends turned situationship until Pansy pulled away. Now, after seeing Harry in a new light, Pansy's trying her hardest to forget The Chosen One, only problem is he's (slightly) unforgettable.
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Draco, tired of his meddling mother, puts out a personal ad in the Daily Prophet—books in exchange for tea with his mother.
Hermione, always striving to expand her book collection, responds.
Lots of side plots (or side quests some might say), including friends who deny their feelings, healer Hermione trying to save her friends from illness, and a few existential crises.
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Thin Walls and What They Inspire by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2025
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Harry Potter wakes to the sound of soft moans. Touch-starved and crushing hard he joins them (through thin walls)— they'll never know. Or will they?
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The one where Harry jerks off to his friends' sexual escapades.
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Hermione Granger is (mostly) a strict academic. When Harry Potter barrels into her life, he can't stay away from the girl with her head in books. Will she fall for him in one season, or is his football life too personal for her to handle?
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Hermione meets Hogwart's new potions professor.
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The one where Hermione has a one-night stand with Draco Malfoy and soon finds out the best fuck of her life is now her new colleague.
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Snow Be It by magicalsydney (squidishere) for morosefloweret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2024
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Hermione's been looking forward to Winter Break for several reasons.
First: She'll have the shared Head's Dorm to herself.
Second: Draco sodding Malfoy will be out of her hair.
Third: She can get ahead on essays due after the break.
There's just one problem: Draco Malfoy is staying for all of break. And he's frustratingly charming in his efforts to learn how Hermione celebrates Christmas.
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The Wonder of Wilful Witches by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2024
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On a night of trick-or-treating, Lyra Malfoy reveals her father’s appreciation for a certain curly-haired witch's yabbos. Hermione finds a new found confidence in Lyra’s confession and goes after what she wants– Draco Malfoy.
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A Million More by aplthree, magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Hermione and Draco have been dancing around the obvious all year- they definitely (maybe) have feelings for one another. As their first year as co-workers at Hogwarts winds down how else do we get them to face their feelings other than forcing them in a small space together?
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The one where Draco is finally a brave Gryffindor with a cute love (except he never says love) confession. Some hot and heavy kissing ensues. Hermione gets a big O, and of course, a happy ending.
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Head Over Brooms and Snitches by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger’s daughter wants nothing more than to play Little League quidditch. When her coach turns out to be none other than Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and her daughter Rose turn out to be incredible matchmakers.
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It’s My Party (I’ll Cry If I Want To) by magicalsydney (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2024
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Draco Malfoy having a no good birthday party until his wife gives him his favorite gift to date.