18 Works by squimpwave
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Unboxing Episode by firefromdamptinder (squimpwave)
Fandoms: A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series)
19 Jan 2026
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Ze orders a package for, um, "stress relief" on the internet. Hopefully Regect doesn't find out.
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Abortisode by firefromdamptinder (squimpwave)
Fandoms: A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series)
16 Jan 2026
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After Ze finds out he's pregnant, the gang goes to get it aborted.
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yeah, your redemption arc is coming up by firefromdamptinder (squimpwave)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
29 Oct 2025
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'I don’t really like how the plan ends.'
It’s true enough, they suppose, and it was what’d get Evbo off their case the fastest. (Worked like a charm, in that sense.) Enough of their old life as a medic bleeds through to them now, even after months of cold desert winds have eroded most of their empathy. The old champion—the Parkour Villain, they suppose they should call it—would kill, and kill indiscriminately, and Ally does not want anyone else to die.
Mostly.
or: why Evbo's Fighter Ally doesn't exactly mourn the deaths of the rest of the layer.
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take your moonless skies with you when you go by squimpwave for Woosh_Official
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
12 Aug 2023
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divorced from the sky, the seas, and all else by squimpwave for Lenasai
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
08 Jan 2023
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Glabe blinks, and she's somewhere else.
It's not the Garden.
(The aftermath of the Vault Swap Blessing of Season 23.)
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Ren Hunter Falls to the New York Millennials.
This is what Bennett Bluesky wanted, right? An old Millennial to fall to the team, so they wouldn't have no idea of where to begin rebuilding?
So why do they feel even more unsure?
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- Part 2 of the new new york millennials
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bennett bluesky accidentally goes to therapy by squimpwave
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
12 Nov 2022
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- Part 1 of the new new york millennials
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Kite (& co)'s Mirrorverse Blasetober 2022 by squimpwave, Woosh_Official
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
07 Oct 2022
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A collection of Blaseball Mirrorverse short stories, drabbles, and general exposition based around the 2022 Blasetober prompts. Due to the nature of Mirrorverse, some of these prompts will be... loosely interpreted.
Updates irregularly and infrequently.
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crossed wires in the night by squimpwave for waltztangocache
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
18 Sep 2022
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Fic for @waltztangocache in the Tokyo Lift Fic Exchange!
T. Honeywell, resident basement roboticist for the Tokyo Lift, meets an onlooker in front of the Legscraper one night.
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He arrives at the Exchange perfectly devoid of morals. They don’t have to do anything to him: he is a blade so perfectly refined that attempting to sharpen him would only dull his edge.
In hindsight, that should have been the first warning.A Blaseball Mirrorverse fic, detailing the work of $SOLIS (Andrew Solis) after being traded to the $NYC Millionaires. Content warnings and explanation of Mirrorverse in notes!
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can't roam from your problems when they're really just "you" problems, or: hate is a very strong word by squimpwave for quantumducky
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
21 Mar 2022
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The first time Parker MacMillan meets Chorby Soul is at the Semicentennial.
A Roam-by-Roam recap (though many events are omitted or sidelined for clarity) of Parker's Season 24, and his grappling with feelings of dislike towards Chorby Soul that it turns out might actually be unwarranted.
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Manuela Lang is a pitcher for the New York Millennials. Chandra Wood is a batter for the New York Millennials, incinerated on Season "1", Day 25. This is a 10x120 of the events before and after her death.
(Note: This takes place in Short Circuits, where nothing's really canon. As such, there's no even semi-official interpretations of these characters.)
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DISCONTINUED after 11 days.
My take on Blasetober 2021. Characters and tags have been added for each posted chapter.
This is not one continuous story; it is a collection of works following the Blasetober challenge, days 1-11. Each work is self-contained unless explicitly stated.
Content warnings, if any, will be at the beginning of the applicable chapter.
Thank you for reading!
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After the Worms pass through the Event Horizon, it is rather dark- outside and in the museum they call home. Lenny Crumb has a solution.
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On the mound during the Exhibition Match, about to steal The Force Field, New Megan Ito is accosted by an old rival.
Clare Ballard survived Parker's Firewalk. She's seen enough incineration to last her many lifetimes. And now Ito wants to unleash that terror again?
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Andrew Solis has a few thoughts while he's waiting for his turn at bat.
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After Season 15, Day 59, Richardson Games visits an old teammate of his.
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Blaseball is a horror game.
Documenting the events of the middle of Season 17, where Schneider Bendie gains Noise Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap.