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Crack Ship Extravaganza by Dr_Watson1, stardustconstellations, ThatDude20, wormskulls
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23 Jan 2025
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Trump gets shot and goes home to his boyfriend. Only its his ex waiting for him.
This is a collection of absolutely cracked up ships. It won't make any sense. Its not gonna. Whatever you think is going to happen isn't going to happen; it'll be worse.
This is an ongoing fic.
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can we go home now? (it's getting later, baby) by gianduja (24sevenheaven)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jun 2026
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Kaveh expects some offhandedly smug, smooth remark from Alhaitham about how Kaveh’s his senior but never acts like it, or how it was the most logical outcome given the circumstances and he’s being a child for debating with him about it. But he just mumbles, low and almost petulant, “It is what it is.” He won’t meet Kaveh’s eyes. “You can’t move out.”
Kaveh balks at him before rubbing at his face furiously. “You can’t be serious. You can’t be serious,” he laughs, almost delirious. There’s no way his luck has reached this new low. He knows the ascended heroes on Celestia are guffawing at his misfortune. “Why would you do that when you’ve always wanted me to leave anyway?”
Alhaitham stares at him for a long moment before sighing, slipping into his seat and sliding his plate of Kaveh’s carefully constructed Fatteh towards him primly. “Why indeed,” he drones, sounding exhausted. “Why indeed.”
or: in which there’s a cohabitation clause in sumeru city’s body of legislation; a pair who lives together for longer than six months, files taxes together, and presents as a couple are considered married by law. who knew. (alhaitham, apparently.)
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15 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham wakes up from anesthesia disoriented, amnesia-ridden, and unable to make much sense of the world. He may not be able to remember the beautiful man at his bedside by name, but he has no doubt that he's the love of his life.
The look in Alhaitham’s eyes was entirely unlike the cool, aloof mask he normally wore, usually impenetrable as a brick wall.
“Um - you’re... stupid when you come out from anesthesia, I guess, good to kno-”
“Pretty...” Alhaitham interrupted, eyes soft with adoration as he stared up at Kaveh. “So, so pretty,” he repeated, voice tender and reverential. “Are we married?”
“Are we what? O-of course not,” Kaveh spluttered, far too flustered by Alhaitham’s uncharacteristic sweetness.
Absolute devastation flashed across Alhaitham’s chiseled, handsome features, lips curling downward. He was pouting.
“Why not? Have I... not proposed yet? Damn. Why don’t you let me kiss you, show you why you should marry me. C'mere,” he mumbled groggily, tugging on Kaveh’s hand with surprising strength for someone who’d just awoken from surgery.
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15 Jun 2026
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“I know I love him, because he’s the only face I can remember right now,” Alhaitham observed, poking absentmindedly at his stitches while Tighnari desperately pried his hand away.
Or: When a groggily disoriented Alhaitham wakes up still under the effects of anaesthesia, he can’t recall his own name, but the same cannot be said for his roommate’s.
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15 Jun 2026
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“Alhaitham,” Kaveh drawls quietly, the alcohol hitting his system. “Why don’t you touch me?”
Alhaitham blinks. He wasn’t expected to be asked about this, of all things. This goes against everything he had gathered from his observations of Kaveh’s behavior.
“Because… you don’t like being touched?” Alhaitham supplies.
“But I do,” Kaveh whines. “And you never touch me.”
Or, Kaveh keeps reacting strangely when Alhaitham touches him. In observing why exactly Kaveh's behaving like this, Alhaitham realizes that what Kaveh desires aligns awfully close to his own.
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15 Jun 2026
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and you know we can be just what they want by taeyongsan for midnighter777
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Sep 2024
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cautioninconfidence: !love kaveh
StreamElements: cautioninconfidence and kaveh are 100% in love paradiAYAYAKaveh has successfully kept his relationship with Alhaitham a secret for three years now, so why has Alhaitham suddenly decided to publicly bring him up and link them together for all to see? Of course, it’s just to make fun of him!
Now, both on the internet and in real life, Kaveh can’t escape the hold Alhaitham has on him — on his mind, his body, or his heart. But the question is: does he even want to?
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12 Jun 2026