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can we go home now? (it's getting later, baby) by gianduja (24sevenheaven)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jun 2026
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Kaveh expects some offhandedly smug, smooth remark from Alhaitham about how Kaveh’s his senior but never acts like it, or how it was the most logical outcome given the circumstances and he’s being a child for debating with him about it. But he just mumbles, low and almost petulant, “It is what it is.” He won’t meet Kaveh’s eyes. “You can’t move out.”
Kaveh balks at him before rubbing at his face furiously. “You can’t be serious. You can’t be serious,” he laughs, almost delirious. There’s no way his luck has reached this new low. He knows the ascended heroes on Celestia are guffawing at his misfortune. “Why would you do that when you’ve always wanted me to leave anyway?”
Alhaitham stares at him for a long moment before sighing, slipping into his seat and sliding his plate of Kaveh’s carefully constructed Fatteh towards him primly. “Why indeed,” he drones, sounding exhausted. “Why indeed.”
or: in which there’s a cohabitation clause in sumeru city’s body of legislation; a pair who lives together for longer than six months, files taxes together, and presents as a couple are considered married by law. who knew. (alhaitham, apparently.)
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15 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham wakes up from anesthesia disoriented, amnesia-ridden, and unable to make much sense of the world. He may not be able to remember the beautiful man at his bedside by name, but he has no doubt that he's the love of his life.
The look in Alhaitham’s eyes was entirely unlike the cool, aloof mask he normally wore, usually impenetrable as a brick wall.
“Um - you’re... stupid when you come out from anesthesia, I guess, good to kno-”
“Pretty...” Alhaitham interrupted, eyes soft with adoration as he stared up at Kaveh. “So, so pretty,” he repeated, voice tender and reverential. “Are we married?”
“Are we what? O-of course not,” Kaveh spluttered, far too flustered by Alhaitham’s uncharacteristic sweetness.
Absolute devastation flashed across Alhaitham’s chiseled, handsome features, lips curling downward. He was pouting.
“Why not? Have I... not proposed yet? Damn. Why don’t you let me kiss you, show you why you should marry me. C'mere,” he mumbled groggily, tugging on Kaveh’s hand with surprising strength for someone who’d just awoken from surgery.
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15 Jun 2026
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“I know I love him, because he’s the only face I can remember right now,” Alhaitham observed, poking absentmindedly at his stitches while Tighnari desperately pried his hand away.
Or: When a groggily disoriented Alhaitham wakes up still under the effects of anaesthesia, he can’t recall his own name, but the same cannot be said for his roommate’s.
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- Part 1 of oneshots!!
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15 Jun 2026
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“Alhaitham,” Kaveh drawls quietly, the alcohol hitting his system. “Why don’t you touch me?”
Alhaitham blinks. He wasn’t expected to be asked about this, of all things. This goes against everything he had gathered from his observations of Kaveh’s behavior.
“Because… you don’t like being touched?” Alhaitham supplies.
“But I do,” Kaveh whines. “And you never touch me.”
Or, Kaveh keeps reacting strangely when Alhaitham touches him. In observing why exactly Kaveh's behaving like this, Alhaitham realizes that what Kaveh desires aligns awfully close to his own.
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15 Jun 2026
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and you know we can be just what they want by taeyongsan for midnighter777
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2024
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cautioninconfidence: !love kaveh
StreamElements: cautioninconfidence and kaveh are 100% in love paradiAYAYAKaveh has successfully kept his relationship with Alhaitham a secret for three years now, so why has Alhaitham suddenly decided to publicly bring him up and link them together for all to see? Of course, it’s just to make fun of him!
Now, both on the internet and in real life, Kaveh can’t escape the hold Alhaitham has on him — on his mind, his body, or his heart. But the question is: does he even want to?
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12 Jun 2026
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Kaveh confesses is his drunken state, and Alhaitham is unsure how to respond
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12 Jun 2026
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the rise and fall of @peerlesscucumber by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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[🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred![🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you
/an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history
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- Part 3 of bingy's self-insertverse
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20 May 2026
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
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20 May 2026
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
( slow updates )
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- Part 6 of PHM fics
- Part 5 of work skin fics
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10 May 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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15 Apr 2026
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Let me tell you something:
This isn't the writing that you want. This isn't the writing that you deserve. Rather, it's the story that you absolutely NEED in today's dark day and age.
Award-winning writing style? Nope.
Incredible characters and setting? Nope.
Plot consistency? I'm not that goodBut here's what it actually has (and what actually matters):
- An unserious plot written seriously
- Romance (or is it obsession) between y/n and the CEO like in those joke tiktoks or instagram reels or whatever I don't know and I don't care anymore all I ever do is mindlessly like and share whatever's funny
- A sense of tension that fills your mind
- Humor and references that break the tension
- And (praise my CSS skills because I hate using it) a semi-interactive work
Is it the best? Probably not. Does it suck? A little, but you probably suck too. So don't act like you're too good for this story and start reading today, straight from the perspective of an IT office worker and colleagues trying to survive working in a office building.
(New chapters added whenever I want. I promise, they will get better.)
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28 Dec 2025
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A short piece about you and Minthara cuddling late at night as you wonder what was it like for her to leave the underdark.
Reader gender is non specified.
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29 Jul 2025
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“C’mon now, up you get Astarion, our Uber's here!”
When both doors to the backseat of his car were opened, Gale caught the undeniable smell of tequila and was reminded of a terrifying scene in a film he saw as a child, the scene where an inebriated stranger hijacks the backseat of a car and strangles the driver to death with their belt. He knew that wasn’t real or likely to happen at all, but that didn’t change the fact that someone was going to enter his bloody car - someone so drunk that they did not realise that he was in fact, not their Uber.
“Oh, um, I think you have the wrong –”
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28 Jul 2025
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Safe Words and Other Fake Things That Aren’t Real by noodlefrog
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Sep 2024
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Apparently, the Blade of Frontiers wants romance, not casual sex. Astarion devises a simple plan: steal the erotic novels Wyll keeps hidden in his tent, study up on what makes the man tick, and seduce himself a monster hunter. What could go wrong?
Or: Astarion accidentally discovers the wonderful world of monsterfucker erotica.
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28 Jul 2025
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If God Made Us All In His Image Then God’s A Fucking Nerd by CatBoyGhost
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Oct 2023
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Astarion is still trying to get back out there after decades of shit dealing with Cazador. Now he’s free from the bastard and wants to find some friends but maybe ends up with more than he bargained for.
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Astarion and Gales relationship seen through the eyes of their text conversations.
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28 Jul 2025
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If anyone had told Karlach she would struggle to acclimate to the real world after being in hell so long, she would have laughed at them.
The bodies she left behind told a different story.
Now, if anybody had told her that the path that led her down involved saving a drow from multiple dark gods piece by piece and inch by inch, that she would have believed. That’s the kind of story she wanted to be known for. That’s the kind of life she wanted to live.
Aka the story where Karlach makes some mistakes and vows to do better, Shadowheart and Lae’zel bond over their shared disdain, Astarion just wants to feel safe, and Minthara slowly realizes it’s ok to let people in.
Very, very slowly.
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- Part 2 of Heckpup Has a Type
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28 Jul 2025
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28 Jul 2025
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This series is based on my double-rogue playthrough. Tav is an assassin rogue, chaotic neutral, chooses mostly good options but a ton of options just for the laughs or the money. Astarion remains unascended. Everyone shows up sooner or later, though main group includes Karlach and Shadowheart.
Written gender-neutral and from second-person so that you can insert your Tav to be rogue!Tav :)
Ordered chronologically, not written chronologically because I just write whatever comes to mind tbh.
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28 Jul 2025
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“I didn’t save you because I expected something in return,” you start carefully. You want him to hear you clearly. “I didn’t do it out of obligation or for a reward. I did it because I care about you. So deeply that the thought of not having you around made me sick.”
He’s positively perplexed but then the beginnings of a sneer creep onto his face.
“Well, that’s just unheard of, darling. Pfft. Nobody does things simply out of the goodness of their heart.”
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Your feelings for a certain pointy-eared companion serve as the basis for his disappearance. His absence from your group leaves you tormented and forces you to closely consider how gravely you need him.
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28 Jul 2025
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What if instead of killing Orin, you could make her your companion.
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27 Jul 2025