ICanFixHim (pixel7777)
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Astarion and Gale break into a haunted library to uncover forbidden knowledge, only to learn the key to entry is putting on the dirtiest show of their lives.
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Gale has an unexplored exhibition kink, and they find the perfect opportunity to indulge it in a haunted library during a lightning storm. Meanwhile, I get to indulge my increasing inability to write something without a massive cum joke involved.Written for the Kinktober prompts Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, and the Spooktober prompts Ghost, Haunted House (except a Haunted Library), and Storms.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
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Astarion is a hot-shot chopper pilot bringing casualties from the front to the 4077 MASH. Gale is the chief surgeon and can't help noticing the daring and gorgeous flyboy...who clearly has something wrong with him. The two begin a wartime romance that might be the best thing either of them has going on.
Loosely based on the MASH episode "Smilin' Jack," this one will have a happier ending without destroying the MASH vibes if I can pull it off. I have removed the sexism and homophobia of the era so my casting can work, and because it's dreary to write about, even in a show that was very progressive for its time.
Smut will be prevalent throughout, plot-relevant, and unskippable.
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Forget Me Not by eilu, ICanFixHim (pixel7777), pixel7777
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Sep 2025
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Overwhelmed with the number of godstruck Tadfools in the party, Vera (Tav) tasks Astarion with blowing up Gale's Mystra obsession before it inevitably ends up biting them all in the ass. She secretly wouldn't mind if they'd maybe bone or something. Astarion discovers Mystra fiddled Gale's memories before she ever fiddled Gale's bits and gets super aggro about that.
This is a story about reclaiming your own narrative when someone else has rewritten your past and finding a love that celebrates who you truly are. And lots of boning.
Canon Compliance: Happens during canon (although entirely at camp and through journal entries; not really a playthrough fic), but takes a sharp left once Astarion's discoveries are revealed. Plausible if this information were discoverable in game, but YMMW (see notes for spoilery lore details).
Smut is very prevalent throughout, extra plot relevant (even compared to my usual) and unskippable. Check the tags and make your own decisions.
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Astarion and Gale have graduated and moved into the professional world of feature film. They can't find time in the day for their usual sexcapades, so they invent new ones.
This is likely better enjoyed after reading Backstage and Centerstage. There is, as before, a lot of pure porn, but this one is slightly more plotty than the others. Your welcome?
Canon Compliance: Canon happened. Like 1000 years ago or something. This Gale and Astarion are not the originals. Astarion has a snooty rich family with all the warmth of an iceberg. Gale's a distant relative of the Gale of Waterdeep. And they're pretty much what you'd imagine 24-year-old modern Faerun versions of themselves would be.
No betas - we live and die like a film industry career!Bonus content: a few people wanted to know more about how stage and film illusion worked in this AU from the previous stories, so, in the chapter 1 endnotes, you'll find all my worldbuilding notes about the Halarkhane Grid. Feel free to indulge or skip as per your personal inclinations.
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- Part 3 of Spotlight Shenanigans
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Gale and Astarion have been married for 10 peaceful, productive years. Their perfectly polished days hide a creative crisis, but when fandom meddling and real danger collide, their pursuit of deadly cultists takes them on a journey to reclaim both their muse and each other.
This is a sequel to Editorial Prerogative, Dedications, and Narrative Distance. Best enjoyed after reading those; this work contains specific spoilers for all three. I’ll still drop a spoillerrific series summary in the Notes for chaos goblins who insist on starting here and anyone who needs a refresher. Set 10 years after Narrative Distance. Mostly canon-compliant but I can’t promise all the game mechanics are 100% correct (I tried).
Smut is extremely prevalent throughout, plot-relevant and unskippable. As before, make your own choices.
Completion: Work is complete. Chapters will be posted twice weekly until we are done!Series
- Part 4 of Mayhem in the Margins
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Astarion meets the de-facto blow job queen of Blackstaff, an unassuming but popular grad student with the most luminous brown eyes.
Maybe one day he'll even unstop that pretty mouth long enough to get the guy's name.
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- Part 1 of Blowmance
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With the orb removed, Gale has become more powerful than ever. The house is alive, there are sparks flying everywhere, and in the middle of it all Astarion quickly finds himself bewitched.
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Bookmarked by ICanFixHim (pixel7777)
31 Jan 2025
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Wonderful magical-realism meets BG3 take on a magical Gale and his magical house and Astarion caught up in all of it.