6 Works by staticbloom
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Valentino and Velvette have put up with you for years. Every little quirk, every little outburst, every little thing. But this? This was too far.
You're given a proposition: leave, and you'll get a new body, as well as a completely fresh identity to start anew.
With nowhere else to go, you will find yourself at the doorstep of the place you swore up and down was a scam. And you will start anew.
#HazbinVoltAU on Twitter.
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When you fell in love with the Radio Demon, you weren't sure what you were expecting. Always one to put those around you on a pedestal in your younger years, it was at first jarring, then gut-wrenchingly heartwarming to be introduced to the sinner's rather vulnerable character.
That included a side you never expected to find in someone so outwardly infallible: she wasn't even sure who she wanted to be.
As her boyfriend, you'll help her, because of course you will.
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It's not like you can do anything about it! by staticbloom
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2025
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You, Alastor, Overlord of Radio, are not one to cry. You are never one to cry. Your emotions are as guaranteed and assured as the sunrise in the east in the morning; if there's not a smile, it isn't you.
You don't make exceptions to this rule—your body forces them through you. When the cracks are able to form, you are alone, unable to sleep. Sleepless over a boy. One you doubted just like all the others. Because everyone who has ever offered their hand to you has done so with the other holding a knife out of sight.
Both of his were empty, clear as day, and yet you still shot him down. And good lord, do you regret every step you've taken since.
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So much of your time wasted on a life you will never have. by staticbloom
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2025
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You, Vox, Overlord of Media, are trying to sleep. There is one little problem with that: there's a thunderstorm, with lightning. Screaming lightning. And you, mortifyingly, are afraid of lightning.
All hope lost, you resort to all but the most desperate of measures.
Or...more accurately, most pathetic.
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BFDI: HUNGER GAMES by staticbloom
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
25 Jun 2025
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24 tributes. Only one can win. Some are unwilling to be here, some are unsure, and some believe they were destined for it.
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Based on the AU of the same name. Check out #bfdihungergames on Twitter before reading!
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You're so much like him, it's almost scary. by staticbloom
Fandoms: Regretevator (Roblox)
10 Jun 2024
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It had been a few months since the situation with Kasper. Even just thinking about it hurt Lampert's heart. It hurt to remember how he was and his voice and how much he missed him. Sure, he could admit he had a crush on Kasper and that he'd had it for years. But that was Kasper.
Not Infected.
Everyone was doing their best to help with Infected's situation—at least, in whatever way they could manage. Dr. Retro was easily the one doing the most work as the only real doctor they knew that could fix his situation somehow.
But Lampert wasn't. He just couldn't do it. It hurt so much to even look at him. He couldn't accept it.
Eventually, though...Dr. Retro had to put her foot down. Over and over, "You need to try, Lampert," she had told him. At some point, he just sighed and nodded. Maybe he should try. So he tried.
And it was...a struggle. But maybe it wasn't so bad. Maybe...maybe Infected was alright, too.