stebedonnet
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Stede Bonnet, the son of a wealthy Manhattan real estate tycoon, has no interest in taking over the family business. Recently divorced after coming out as gay and in full mid-life crisis mode, he purchases and opens his own cocktail lounge, The Gentleman Pirate. There's just one problem- he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
As luck would have it, his antics attract the attention of Brooklyn's local legend Edward Teach, renowned mixologist and owner of Bushwick's hottest goth bar, The Lovecraft. In between bartending lessons and Ed's secret side hustle as a pseudonymous erotica writer, the two men find more than they bargained for in one another. -
gold-skinned eager baby, blue shirt out the laundry by extremely_unfocused, stebedonnet
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2023
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Stede’s never been any good at gift giving.
It didn’t matter who it was for, or what holiday they were celebrating, it just wasn’t in his nature— but after 15 years of disappointing birthday presents back to back, Stede is beyond determined to make Alma’s 16th birthday a year to remember— and what better gift to give than VIP tickets to her favorite alt-rock band?
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When all was said and done, there was nothing left of The Revenge but charred remains.
Ed had done all he could.
He’d fought for it, he’d bled for it— done fucking everything imaginable to try and keep the flames from devouring the ship whole, but it hadn’t been enough... -
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When an old captain of Ed's visits the crew of the Revenge unexpectedly, taking a particular liking to Stede, Ed finds himself consumed by an unfamiliar feeling. Stede belongs to HIM. And he'll make sure he doesn't forget it.
or alternate: Ed has never dealt with jealousy like this in his life and it makes him go a bit mad lmaooo.
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Stede Bonnet finally knows what he wants and needs. He wants and needs Ed. Problem is, in typical Stede fashion, he failed to imagine the consequences of his actions prior to his revelation. Finding his crew marooned and his ship gone, how the hell does he fix what's broken?
Basically season 2 if I wrote it lmao.
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Edward Teach is woken up on New Year's Day by a phone call requesting his professional services. The request is just odd enough to pique his curiosity.
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04 Jan 2026
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Five times Ed and Stede got off alone, and one time they got off together.
Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks.
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28 Nov 2025
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Ed has been cursed with snakes for hair for a century now. Mostly he spends his days moping in his caves and turning would-be heroes to stone. Until a prince of Sparta comes along that might just be Ed's match.
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- Part 11 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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24 Nov 2025
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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10 Nov 2025
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Stede Bonnet has gone through his life behaving. He married an omega, had pups, went through med school, worked at a prestigious practice, but as time went on, he became more aware that he didn't fit in that life. When his father passes he decides that it's time to take his life in his own hands and that's how he finds himself at the Queen Anne Clinic. It's how he meets Edward Teach, an alpha with a reputation and charisma. An alpha that begins to make him question things about himself he's never faced, but now...he's left seeking answers.
And Edward Teach? Is happy to give them.
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- Part 7 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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15 Oct 2025