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“No shit. Not sure I wanna wear a stranger’s panties, though.”
“Your loss. I’ll even let you keep them. Call it a souvenir from your first night in London.”
OR: 33-year-old Carol Sturka goes to a writer's networking event in the hopes of bagging herself a book deal, and, instead, finds a charming Polish model.
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“Rabies can be fatal.”
“So can misery,” she says, eyebrow raised. God, she’s insufferable. And hot.
Not the time, she scolds herself.
OR there’s a creature loose in the sturstead house and we gotta get it out
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They have been in the store for forty-five minutes (forty-four of which involve various, grumbling complaints from Carol) before Helen notices the garden section.
“Oh my God, look at this thing,” Helen exclaims, coming to an abrupt halt in front of a plant. Carol, begrudgingly pushing the cart, almost crashes straight into her legs, but manages to catch herself before that actually happens.
She steps around to stand beside Helen, peering down at the plant. She looks at it, really looks at it, then looks back at Helen. “It’s forty-five dollars. For a flower. Forty-five, Helen. Four and then a five.”
OR sturstead get caught up in a hardware/garden store
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diamonds and rust orange by strapstead for deadsandsflashing
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
29 Apr 2026
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Time passes again, constantly leaving her behind. She’s stuck in the past, in the present, and everything in between. Nothing sticks, and nothing leaves, and yet, she stays in the garden each night.
She talks to her sometimes, because, fuck, she can’t get a therapist unconnected from those that are Joined, and Carol and Manousos are far too busy trying to save the world, or more accurately, fighting each other tooth and nail at any given moment, to sit down and talk out her struggles, leaving her very limited options.
So, she decides on Helen. Or, Helen’s grave.
OR zosia is dehived and struggling to regain her sense of self
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“You’re assembling it wrong,” Helen chirps, sprawled out on the couch. Her legs are propped up against the arm, feet balancing so as not to let her shoes touch the fabric. She watches Carol from a short distance, eyes fixed on the flexed muscles of her biceps, tensing as she pushes the plywood into position. “That piece is supposed to be on the back.”
“I thought you were leaving,” Carol replies with a huff.
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so tell me how to love you well by ludkinsyuri (strapstead)
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV)
09 Dec 2025
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“April, right?”
“I’m Ann, Ann Perkins.”
Her smile was bright, glossed lips parting to reveal a set of blindingly white teeth.
“I guess we’re roommates, huh? This is gonna be fun!”or
Ludkins College Roommates AU- Language:
- English
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- 2,164
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Ann Perkins had a new girlfriend. Some woman named Shelby, apparently.
Shelby, stupid name. Stupid woman, if she was dumb enough to date Ann Perkins for three months.
April, admittedly, and very openly, hated Shelby.
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a golden beam breaking into the ocean deep by ludkinsyuri (strapstead)
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV)
17 Nov 2025
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April and Andy are getting married. Ann has some thoughts.
Title from Sara by Chad VanGaalen because I was listening to it and couldn't think of a title.
(song link, since it was removed from spotify, and it's really beautiful : https://on.soundcloud.com/q05V4MM9kTr1Le7XfC ) -
human behaviour by backwvengeance, strapstead
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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Anya is called to Pawnee for some vengeance, and finds Andy and April mid argument. Vengeance and emotions ensue, and Ann tags along for the ride.
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Kinktober 2025 : Roleplay
Janet Snakehole comes face to face with her rival. Will they settle their differences?
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- 2,160
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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Kinktober 2025 Day whatever : Collars
ann lets april fulfil her fantasy from the bar
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- Part 2 of the first (and subsequent) temptation
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yes, ma'am by ludkinsyuri (strapstead)
Fandoms: The Bletchley Circle, The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco (TV)
25 Oct 2025
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Kinktober 2025 : Titles
“That won’t do,” she tutted. “If this were any other situation, if you were anyone else, I would have corrected your streak of misbehaviour by now, Millie. But,” she paused, eyes narrowed as her focus shifted to Millie’s stance, one hand tucked neatly into her trouser pocket, the other obscured behind her back. “What have you there?”
“Oh, this?” Millie said, moving her still hidden hand ever so slightly. “Just a little pick-me-up, Ms. McBrian. Since you’re so set against celebrating with the rest of your girls, I thought I’d bring some celebration right to your door, ma’am.”
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- English
- Words:
- 1,800
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 9
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Kinktober 2025 : Somnophilia
They had discussed somnophilia time and time again, but their sex life was usually more than enough to leave both of them sated and exhausted every night. That night, though, Rio had a whole lot of energy still pent up, and clearly Agatha was still worked up, even mid slumber.
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Kinktober 2025 : Breeding
“Put a baby in me, pretty girl,” purred Rio, stroking a long finger along the underside of Agatha’s cock.
“I’m gonna,” Agatha nodded, that brilliant mane of curls falling over her face as she hovered over her partner. “Gonna get you pregnant, my love.”
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Kinktober 2025 day something : threesome
jennifer picks ann up, and gets more than she bargained on
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Kinktober Day 18 : Morning Sex
they have sex in the morning
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Kinktober Day 17 : Piercings
ann is distracted by her very mean, very beautiful kinda-colleague.
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Kinktober 2025 Day 16 : Cock Warming
that's the plot, i needn't say much else.
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Kinktober Day 15 : Shower Sex
Ann comes home tired and sweaty from a long day of work. April helps her to clean up and unwind.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,068
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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