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The Whiskey in my Bloodstream by vulgardarling (greyscalemuse)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 May 2024
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A long lost reupload, just in time to torture you again...
When Blitz gets a phone call from a trashy talk show host, he's not fully prepared for what drags him back towards his ex... but he shouldn't be surprised.
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17 Sep 2026
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It was the start of his new life, and Stolas was feeling equal parts excited and nervous.
He’d never been out on his own before! For the very first time he was the one that was making all of his own decisions, and as it turned out, there were nearly endless decisions one could make about nearly everything. It was exhilarating, but it was also very overwhelming, and Stolas had felt very lost after abdicating himself from his title.
Then as if by divine intervention during a commercial break for Hell-a-Novella, Stolas saw an advertisement for a sweepstakes.
“Hey you! Yeah, you! Wouldn’t you like to live on this totally exclusive and totally badass island with a bunch of hot and sexy singles? Well great news, now you can! Just enter our sweepstakes! All you gotta do is write about which breed of horse is your favorite and why, and include a drawing of that horse for uhh… research purposes, and then mail it here for the chance to win a free plane ticket to I.M.P. Island!"
And, well… here he was, stepping off of the rickety seaplane into the I.M.P. Airport!
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Or; An Animal Crossing AU where Blitzø is Tom Nook, Stolas is stupid, and they boink a lot and confuse each other.
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06 Sep 2026
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"What do you mean, Father?" Stolas' voice came out higher than he would have liked, but he could see Andrealphus – who had always picked up on the undercurrent of court politics better than he – sweep a slender talon across his own throat to make his rage towards Stolas clear.
"I mean that it's unfair to expect Stella to carry an egg when you're the one running about on your Tour," Paimon answered with a dismissive wave. "Andrealphus will accompany you, and he will put an egg in you. Just be back when it hatches, and everything will work out."
OR: Stolas has been dreaming about a mysterious imp since childhood. In a desperate bid to find out if there's anything to his dreams, he begs Paimon to give him a chance to travel before he is to be married to Stella. Paimon agrees, on one condition: Stolas has to carry the egg, and he must return before it hatches. Accepting his only chance for freedom, Stolas begins his descent through the seven rings of Hell to find not only love, but himself.
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Bookmarked by stringsandthings
29 Aug 2026
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This Stolas looked so damn much like him, only wrong — beak a bit too wide, feathers growing dark and formless around the edges. His hand stroked atop the blankets, rubbing the unconscious Stolas' chest, but they moved wrong, like they existed here and there at the same time, seeking to catch up to the present. It made Blitzø's head fucking hurt, but he could not look away, not when something was leering on top of Stolas, stealing his fucking face and pretending to be him.
OR: A mission goes wrong, and something bigger than Stolas emerges to rescue Blitzø. [Written for Helluva Monsterfucker Week, day 2: covet/possession]
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26 Jun 2026
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