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The Whiskey in my Bloodstream by vulgardarling (greyscalemuse)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 May 2024
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A long lost reupload, just in time to torture you again...
When Blitz gets a phone call from a trashy talk show host, he's not fully prepared for what drags him back towards his ex... but he shouldn't be surprised.
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17 Sep 2026
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It was the start of his new life, and Stolas was feeling equal parts excited and nervous.
He’d never been out on his own before! For the very first time he was the one that was making all of his own decisions, and as it turned out, there were nearly endless decisions one could make about nearly everything. It was exhilarating, but it was also very overwhelming, and Stolas had felt very lost after abdicating himself from his title.
Then as if by divine intervention during a commercial break for Hell-a-Novella, Stolas saw an advertisement for a sweepstakes.
“Hey you! Yeah, you! Wouldn’t you like to live on this totally exclusive and totally badass island with a bunch of hot and sexy singles? Well great news, now you can! Just enter our sweepstakes! All you gotta do is write about which breed of horse is your favorite and why, and include a drawing of that horse for uhh… research purposes, and then mail it here for the chance to win a free plane ticket to I.M.P. Island!"
And, well… here he was, stepping off of the rickety seaplane into the I.M.P. Airport!
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Or; An Animal Crossing AU where Blitzø is Tom Nook, Stolas is stupid, and they boink a lot and confuse each other.
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06 Sep 2026
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"What do you mean, Father?" Stolas' voice came out higher than he would have liked, but he could see Andrealphus – who had always picked up on the undercurrent of court politics better than he – sweep a slender talon across his own throat to make his rage towards Stolas clear.
"I mean that it's unfair to expect Stella to carry an egg when you're the one running about on your Tour," Paimon answered with a dismissive wave. "Andrealphus will accompany you, and he will put an egg in you. Just be back when it hatches, and everything will work out."
OR: Stolas has been dreaming about a mysterious imp since childhood. In a desperate bid to find out if there's anything to his dreams, he begs Paimon to give him a chance to travel before he is to be married to Stella. Paimon agrees, on one condition: Stolas has to carry the egg, and he must return before it hatches. Accepting his only chance for freedom, Stolas begins his descent through the seven rings of Hell to find not only love, but himself.
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29 Aug 2026
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This Stolas looked so damn much like him, only wrong — beak a bit too wide, feathers growing dark and formless around the edges. His hand stroked atop the blankets, rubbing the unconscious Stolas' chest, but they moved wrong, like they existed here and there at the same time, seeking to catch up to the present. It made Blitzø's head fucking hurt, but he could not look away, not when something was leering on top of Stolas, stealing his fucking face and pretending to be him.
OR: A mission goes wrong, and something bigger than Stolas emerges to rescue Blitzø. [Written for Helluva Monsterfucker Week, day 2: covet/possession]
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26 Jun 2026
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02 Jun 2026
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This is a rewrite of the first season of Hannibal exploring how the story could have unfolded if Hannibal was a non-toxic character capable of forming genuine bonds with other people even with his psychopathy. This is what the story could have been without Hannibal being toxic, manipulative, and abusive towards Will while still keeping the core traits of his character the same (he's still a psychopath, he's still a serial killer, he's still a cannibal).
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- Part 1 of How it should have happened: Hannibal
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- English
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02 Jun 2026
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For Stolas, it's easier to think that he just grew into new perversions.
He's not sure what to do with the rest of it.
Or: utilizing daddy kink as a means to explore your gender identity
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12 May 2026
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Blitz’s eyes went wide as Stolas rose from where the guards had dropped them. There, prominent under the tight regal attire, was something new. Blitz reached his hand out to touch… well, it, but Stolas winced and covered himself with his cape.
“That’s… different,” Blitz whispered.
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21 Mar 2026
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The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.
Fucking weirdo.
Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway.
“TADAAAA–ah fuck.”
Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.
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Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves
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21 Mar 2026
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“Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”
Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.
“He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”
The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.
“His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.
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Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.
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19 Mar 2026
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Plant_Daddy: Excuse me?
The reply came through almost immediately.
HungLikeAHorse: i mean i was shot
HungLikeAHorse: by gun
“What the fuck?” He jerked so hard he almost spilled wine on his lap. Why the hell was he messaging Stolas on Grindr instead of calling an ambulance?
Plant_Daddy: You should probably go to the hospital
Or: The one night stand Grindr fic that turns into so much more
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- English
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- 14,229
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 39
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12 Mar 2026
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i still believe you should be with me by caitsoprano for milkandhoney
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Dec 2025
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Five times Stolas gets jealous while he navigates living with Blitzø, and one time when they finally understand each other.
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06 Feb 2026
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Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.
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- English
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- 10/10
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05 Feb 2026
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Stolas presenting as an Omega brought with it many pitfalls in the life plan Paimon set out for him. He was always mild mannered, and lacked the aggression and command that he would have gained as an Alpha. So to combat this (and also postpone having to marry Stella) Stolas proposes the idea of him attending college to gain experience socializing with a larger demographic. He aims his sights at joining a theater club, because what is attending large galas and balls if not a performance needing to be practiced?
It’s not 100% sound logic, but between his pitch, and a little help from his older brother Vassago, Paimon allows it under the following conditions: He live in a single dorm, he wears suppressant patches to cover the fact he’s an Omega, and he doesn’t make a fool of himself and subsequently the family. And if Stolas “accidentally” falls for and is marked by a different Alpha before he has to marry Stella? Well, that’s all according to Stolas’ plan.
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- Part 1 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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05 Feb 2026
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Blitz and Stolas were secret best friends growing up. But Blitz gave him up ten years ago hoping to save his soul.
Now Blitz is summoned for his first Crossroads Deal and find himself face-to-face with the man he was trying to save.
Part 2 of Fenton Crossroads, I highly recommend reading the one-chapter Part 1 "Homesick? No, I'm Sick of Home"
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- Part 2 of Fenton Crossroads
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18 Jan 2026
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Monday, You Can Fall Apart by alenseress
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Feb 2026
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The morning Richie Tozier learns the feel of Eddie’s lips against his is also the morning he is accused of manslaughter.
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Eddie lives and Richie struggles. With everything, really.
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18 Jan 2026
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As Hell's Most Fuckable Fixer, Blitzø knows the best ways to improve (or ruin) a reputation. When he lands a contract with Paimon to get the King's rebellious son to the altar, he is determined to make it happen. One way or another.
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For the Helluva Egg-splosion event
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- English
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17 Jan 2026
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The Sinful Singing Games is a wonderful show where every lowly Hellborn can compete against each other in bloodsport and song for a chance at an Impossible Wish! Down on your luck? Looking for a change by any means necessary? Apply now for your benefit - or spectacular death - and all of Hell’s amusement!
Blitzø is seeking an Asmodean Crystal to finally turn all of IMP’s lives around for the better, and puts his own neck on the line to do so with the confidence of a man who never loses. Stolas breaks the mold by competing as demon royalty seeking his own Impossible Wish to be free of his gilded cage. Yet he finds that from High Society to his life in The Garden, a cage is still just a cage.
When they find each other again after over two decades apart, both men realize they both got more than they bargained for when signing up. For better and for worse.
Or: Helluva Boss with a little bit of Alien Stage, a little bit of Hunger Games and a lot of Stolitz.
( Egg-plosion 2025 )
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- Part 1 of We Lay In The Flower Bed We Made
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- 32,289
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- 10/10
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09 Jan 2026
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Once upon a time, in a far away junk yard, there lived an imp named Blitzø whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying demons. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lady Stella. Determined to save their home, not to mention his, Blitzø cuts a deal with Stella and sets out to rescue Prince Stolas to be Stella’s husband. Rescuing the Prince may be small compared to his deep, dark secret.
A Shrek AU/Retelling minus the swamps and onions!
With Art from @Doriaplume
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08 Jan 2026
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Brushing past some gaudy elites, their clothing leaving very little to the imagination, relying on their pristine feather patterning to turn heads, Blitzø slipped further from the guards. Sweeping his gaze over the crowd, trying to find signs of The Marquis, he paused — his eyes catching a tuft of gray feathers.
Blitzø’s heart sank.
It couldn’t possibly be him.
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While tracking their latest target, Blitzø comes face-to-face with his former lover, Stolas, who is decidedly not pleased to see the imp who walked out of his life years ago.Stolas has his own reasons for wanting The Marquis found, and is forced to team up with the imp who broke his heart. As they chase their target across the universe, old habits return, desires resurface, and feelings never truly forgotten begin to take hold.
Will they reconcile before the end of their uneasy alliance, or are the old wounds too deep to mend?
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- Part 1 of Unbound by Orbits
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- English
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- 33,480
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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08 Jan 2026